What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

[PL 001]

Kraft Mac and cheese. If you're a full grown adult who still spergs over this garbage, you've got the 'tism.

Same can be said for anyone over the age of six who still loves Chef Boyardee.

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

I think the majority of fast foods, low prep, and junk foods could easily be categorized as autist fodder.

In terms of the occasional treat they're not necessarily exceptional in themselves, but when wielded in the hands of a true autist who is incapable of making good food decisions coupled with a low level of self control, will lead to an ever expanding waistline, and a generally unhealthy appearance.

Now something that isn't necessarily autist, but definitely Carny tier food is an item in the UK called Hunger Breaks All Day Breakfast. A sumptuous feast of sausages, pork and egg nuggets, beans, bacon, and mushrooms in a economically sized tin.

I don't get who would ever eat this stuff except those who had completely given up on life.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Cheese pizza that's been degreased with several paper towels.

We love you, Ulillillia!

 

[UA 674]

Chicken tendies.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

I was going to say tendies, but manually degreased pizza is a savage contender.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

McDonald's special edition Szechuan Sauce certainly had some very interesting effects on the intellectual elite that is the Rick & Morty fandom. Some intellectually not so blessed cretins may have called it a "thermo autistic chain reaction".

 

[Crocketron]

Chili-Cheese wraps, Just two types of liquids meatless, beanless chili and Queso with shredded cheese.

 

[Carcinogenesis]

Frozen pizza, it'll always taste like garbage no matter which brand or flavor you get.

 

[Arcturus]

Totinos pizza rolls.

 

[kadoink]

Chicken tendies, mountain dew, and doritos.

 

[DaddyCowboy]

Probably delivery pizza, because you don't have to go outside and socialize to eat hot food and it has the added benefit of racking up a pretty penny on mommy's credit card.

 

[Kanna]

Anything Kale or Soy is dangerous.

 

[admiral]

flamin' hot cheetos. Clean up your garbage diet, incels.

 

[The best and greatest]

What part of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich really relies on there being separate layers of peanut butter and jelly? You're eating something that's composed of pure fat and sugar. Do kids eating peanut butter and jelly they got with the lunch their mom packed really sit there appreciating the different layers? Probably not because they've already melted together.

The very fact I've bothered justifying it, though, should crown it as literally the most autistic food product of all time.

LPT: Use toasted bread instead of bread. Peanut butter on one half, Good jelly on the other, layer of bacon in the middle. urwhalecum.

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

I'd say a Fluffernutter is about autistic a sandwich I've ever heard of, though I've never met anyone who's ever eaten one.

Marshmellow spread, peanut butter, bread.

A friend once claimed he had a cousin who's variation was to put spam in the middle of the marshmellow whip and peanut butter.

 

[The best and greatest]

I'd say a Fluffernutter is about autistic a sandwich I've ever heard of, though I've never met anyone who's ever eaten one.

Marshmellow spread, peanut butter, bread.

A friend once claimed he had a cousin who's variation was to put spam in the middle of the marshmellow whip and peanut butter.

I can see it, though I wouldn't think spam would be a particularly good choice of meat...

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

I can see it, though I wouldn't think spam would be a particularly good choice of meat...

I can too, that is what was always disturbing for me. You'd want to at least try some culinary balance in order to not overpower flavors, but with all that sugar marshmellow, I don't think the spam would really stand out.

@The best and greatest what would be your perfect fluffernutter?

 

[Shokaract]

I don't know why, but the first thing that popped into my head when thinking of an autistic food is Froot Loops.

 

[The best and greatest]

I can too, that is what was always disturbing for me. You'd want to at least try some culinary balance in order to not overpower flavors, but with all that sugar marshmellow, I don't think the spam would really stand out.

@The best and greatest what would be your perfect fluffernutter?

Honey, peanutbutter, marshmallow fluff between two slices of french toast. Ego waffles also work in a pinch.

 

[Eugene Drizzledick]

I'd say a Fluffernutter is about autistic a sandwich I've ever heard of, though I've never met anyone who's ever eaten one.

Marshmellow spread, peanut butter, bread.

A friend once claimed he had a cousin who's variation was to put spam in the middle of the marshmellow whip and peanut butter.

My parents had bottles of fluffernutter. They're also very fat.

That stuff is good though tbh.