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PuckishRogue said:
she has weirdly thin arms and legs. Like, she's a mrs. potato head.
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It's because they have no muscle mass. She lays in bed all day in her pajamas, she usually doen't even get up to shower. Her arms and legs have almost no muscle to them at all and it leads them to look like they're normal person sized, when actually on a normal person the fat would be gone too and they'd be damn near skeletal.
 
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cogsworth said:
It's because they have no muscle mass. She lays in bed all day in her pajamas, she usually doen't even get up to shower. Her arms and legs have almost no muscle to them at all and it leads them to look like they're normal person sized, when actually on a normal person the fat would be gone too and they'd be damn near skeletal.
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Is there a single inch of her body that she has´t neglected to the point of uselessness?
 
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THOTHunterAlice said:
She looks like someone with Downs syndrome trying to be gangsta. Someone please get this spherical spud a qualified team of tard wranglers and keep it away from any and all animals and firearms- lest she tries to eat them or kill someone because of her exceptionalism. Thanks.
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It's a shame that introducing Necky and Staph to each other would be pozloading my neghole. Imagine the milk.
 
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Azafran90 said:
Is there a single inch of her body that she has´t neglected to the point of uselessness?
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Nope! In fact I'm officially predicting that in a few years, maybe 5, she's going to require glasses. Not because of any inborn abnormality or natural warping of the lenses, but because she will have spent so much time straining her eyes using a computer in the dark + high triglycerides blocking up the teeny tiny vessels that feed blood into them that her eyes will just be fucking shot and require external help.

I'm also predicting a Diabetes Scare (insulin resistance) that she will ignore and brush off until its full blown beetus, and then she'll use it for another go at social security.
 
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Hamplanet Fitness said:
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You don't even know what dick tastes like. You're a virgin by your own admission.
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Most people outgrow this kind of stuff (if they were ever weird enough to be into it in the first place) by the time they turn 16, y'know.
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in order to say this shit staph, you have to actually have sexual prospects, i.e. people who want their dicks sucked by you.
also yes completely asexual not just a femcel.
 
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