Careercow Max Landis

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Women lie a lot. One of my nutjob exe always talked hugely negatively about her asshole ex-fiance, the guy before me.

When I got tired of her shit, she went away, only to text out of the blue, inviting herself to play with guns at my place. I tolerated her venting, as she had likeable moments. She accidentally rambled about how she can fuck like a guy now, without getting attached..."So you are fucking the guy who refused to marry you for 7 years. I am sure THAT is emotionally healthy..."

Then she decided to go back to town to "beat traffic".

#why_I_am_skeptical_about_ALL_women

Feel kinda stupid about letting her play with guns, too.

Don't white knight. They are probably lying. Women often lie, to get attention, to get revenge. It is all the same. Women often lie.

Short version for wiseass, but long version was relevant.

My last contribution to this thread.
 
And honestly I'm hesitant to say too much her because her work is a bit too closely linked to my own. I'll speak to what I can, having worked with both Max and Deb, but, ya know, some stuff I'll have to omit.
You know, this immediate default to self preservation of career and lifstyle is one of the reasons this type of predatory behavior is completely infesting Hollywood. I'm not saying nuke your career, but it's something to reflect on at the very least.

Food for thought.
 
That's also what gets me about the people who are happy about this. Like, I understand the schadenfreude of watching someone get hoist by their own social vengeance petard, but at the same time I think that by celebrating and promoting these kinds of witch hunts we're pretty much just feeding the bloodthirst. The people we laugh at, though they deserve to be ruined, don't deserve to be ruined for fake things- they should be ruined for whatever creepo shit they actually do.

These people aren't gonna suddenly get wise to how disgusting victimhood culture is when a "male feminist" gets bit, because the process only ever eats one of them at a time. The kinds of people who get involved in these astroturfed movements in the first place aren't the kind who can notice trends and analyze them- if they were they'd never get involved with something so obviously fake and gay. So as things go along they'll see one or two people get their lives ruined by false allegations and just think "that bigot/nazi/sexist/rapist/whatever must have deserved it." When it comes to be their time, that same kind of person is gonna be on the other side crucifying them, and they'll never break the conditioning enough to fight it because they're so wrapped up in their cultural bubbles that the people who loudly proclaim their innocence MUST be guilty no matter what.

Just look at how PULL is treating Vic Mignogna's case and you'll see the level of intellect and self-reflection these subhumans exhibit.
The whole "He might not actually be guilty in this crime, but even so, he must be guilty of something, so it's okay if he's punished now" attitude is absolutely loathesome.
Whether Landis did something or not, I can't tell, but punishing him over mere accusations is terrible and when someone knowlingly makes someone's life hell even if they have doubts about the validity of said claims on the shakey basis of "He might have done something else sometime", that's purely sociopathic.

Wouldn't be surprised if Landis was caught up in something, but we need better proof than just an accusation.

There's something surreal in knowing your own father... who served as a Huey door gunner in 'Nam... managed to make it through a 12 month combat tour without killing a single Vietnamese child, but John Landis couldn't make it through a goddamed movie shoot without killing two using the same model helicopter.
Is this a bad moment to bring up that there's footage of the accident on Youtube where you can see the people getting cut in half?
They are only small silhouettes, so you don't see any details, but it's bad enough as is.
Poor guys.
 
I remember Max, he was that one effeminate guy, who appeared once on that one show, with those people and rich evans.
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It’s not a bizarre statement. It is an intentionally crafted statement designed to defame a person and destroy their reputation while offering no facts that could be challenged or contested. It’s an attempt to deliberately publicly libel someone without repercussion. She claims he “tortured her”. That could mean he leaves the toilet seat up for all anybody knows. Note carefully how the statement never ever mentions anything sexual, while leaving the impression that the accused is a rapist. Like I said, this is well engineered craftsmanship. I doubt this brainless twit could come up with it on her own.

And yeah, if you want to see why you should treat #metoo claims with a healthy dose of skepticism, go re read this chicks accusation. It’s a masterpiece of doublespeak and innuendo.

I think you give her too much credit. I think it’s intentionally crafted to try and milk as much out of it as she can. She wants the media to beg her for interviews to “tell her story.
No doubt she's chosen her words very carefully (read: manipulatively), but I've heard more than one story about Max's sexual sadism to know that he's got a very fucking questionable understanding of the word consent. One girl I know used the R word specifically. Grain of salt, sure, but I had no reason to doubt her. Girls around town know not to take anything Landis gives you on a night out the same way we knew not to go to Harvey's hotel room for a 'meeting'. Allegedly, of course.

ETA: I'm downright surprised no one has tried to bring charges against him in the past. OR, rather, that we haven't heard about it. It's his Mom doing most of the shielding btw. She's the power in the Landis house nowadays. Which is a shame - professionally she's a fucking hero.

His mother has done a lot for costume designers in the industry.

From what I can tell Max was a autistic/mentally ill problem child that mommy started shielding from a very young age. She’s been saving him from his own disasters most of his life and created a monster as a result. (I’m sure she believes he’s a creative genius and she’s trying to save him from his demons)

They have a daughter who seems perfectly fine that has a degree in special education. You know who commonly goes into special education fields? People who were exposed to it as kids thanks to a sibling who needed help. Gonna guess Max was that kid and sis was inspired seeing the people who worked with her sped/crazy brother.
 
Anymous woman here, Max Landis forced me to talk in a stereotypical chinese accent while spinning his dick and slapping me with it repeatedly.

Max Landis raped my dog, Bowser. I can't provide any proof because it might impact my Hollyweird career of writing speculative scripts for woke reboots of 80's shit that never get produced but here's a picture of Bowser looking sad to manipulate you emotionally.

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#blacklabsmatter
 
Has anything legitimate come out of the MeToo movement? It all seems like bullshit to me.

That shit was normalized for a long long time, at least it's not normalized anymore. I'm not talking about all these outcries specifically that followed, but about the general attention and the realization that this actually is not supposed to be normal. That's a good thing.

Stuff like that has been going on everywhere and especially in Hollywood since like forever, a collective silence like earlier makes it the norm and it makes people doubt themselves when stuff does happen to them. Jokes about it were logical and funny and casual. It was a thing you're supposed to go along with and then ignore, and that's plain weird. Denormalizing that stuff is the good thing that's happened. (Not talking about outcries like these here, but about the general consensus that when you see stuff like that, it's not something that you're supposed to be okay with as was previously the case.)
 
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Like many metoo cases, idk what to believe here, bc like many Hollyweird people, he is an authentically weird and creepy fucker, and we know fucked up shit has always gone on there.

My take is that metoo is kayfabe and hollywood doesn't actually care about rape, and a lot of actresses were involved in grooming and are now trying to cover their asses. There are real victims, but they aren't worth a cool $100 mil, and you won't see them in any marvel movies.
 
I'm hearing you loud and clear and accept I may be part of the problem. I'm not here to defend myself. I know how I have spoken up and like to think I help women around me, not hurt them.

I don't exclusively work film and tv so I have a bit of distance. It was more pie in the sky thinking of not wanting to dox myself, open myself up to actual IRL bullshit from the Landis's of the world. Which isn't an issue. I'm insignificant. But better safe than sorry.

You've got to come out and testify against these cunts.
 
My take is that metoo is kayfabe and hollywood doesn't actually care about rape, and a lot of actresses were involved in grooming and are now trying to cover their asses. There are real victims, but they aren't worth a cool $100 mil.

MeToo is the perfect cover, you get to fuck your way up the ladder, and then double dip by crying about it afterward!

Max Landis just happens to be genetically engineered to be unlikeable and creepy (and rapey, but still rookie numbers for hollywood) so he is the perfect target for a campaign like this.

Honestly this would all run a lot more smoothy if people were expected to follow common sense. I don't shout nigger in oakland, so should these women not go on camping trips or behind closed doors with someone that looks like Max. (Closet cases in hollywood never turn out well)
 
I'm hearing you loud and clear and accept I may be part of the problem. I'm not here to defend myself. I know how I have spoken up and like to think I help women around me, not hurt them.

I don't exclusively work film and tv so I have a bit of distance. It was more pie in the sky thinking of not wanting to dox myself, open myself up to actual IRL bullshit from the Landis's of the world. Which isn't an issue. I'm insignificant. But better safe than sorry.
The thing about a lot of what you're saying is that it's so similar to a lot of people's characterization of this guy. Things I've heard him do from many different sources:

- Just beating women up. No bullshit, just straight up beating them to a pulp. No idea why he'd do something like that or how he'd even get away with it, but that's a recurring thing I've heard that I don't 100% believe yet.
- Destroy your social life/career using his connections over tiny confrontations.
- Systematically break down the self-esteems of every women he's ever been with.
- Rape. Just straight up rape.
- Taking his girlfriends to parties and humiliating them in front of all his friends.

And so much more. Any of this sound familiar to you? Is there a particular crazy story you've heard that no one's ever mentioned yet?
 
The thread on Landis has been a thing for a while. We all know he’s a weirdo and also kind of a shitbag. I don’t know why when accusations amp up, suddenly there are people in thread white-knighting Landis and going “all these girls are LIARS”.

In the real world, sexual harassment and assault go unreported for years, and more often than not the accused gets off scot-free when they have clout or power over the victims (ie someone like a Hollywood writer)?

Multiple girls at this point have come forward with accounts against Landis that all align, and they seem to be unrelated people. Who gives a shit if she’s “too ugly for that to have happened”. Landis himself isn’t exactly stunning.

At some point you have to evaluate quantity as valuable in addition to quality.
 
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