Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus" - Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

[AprilRains]

Did you mean to write 0.2 instead in your original post or something?

My original post? You sure?

 

[DarkSydePundit]

So can we all agree that she completely negated the lipo and fake abs?

Good job, Mariah.
You had one job.

 

[tranny2000]

I hope it's okay to ask a kinda off-topic question, but do we have any actual evidence of Mariah using drugs? I've seen it mentioned a few times in this thread but I can't find anything.
But I am really fucking stupid so I could've missed something.

 

[Brain Power]

I hope it's okay to ask a kinda off-topic question, but do we have any actual evidence of Mariah using drugs? I've seen it mentioned a few times in this thread but I can't find anything.
But I am really fucking stupid so I could've missed something.

There's this image from a lolcow.farm thread about her

And she always looks and acts like she's high on something.

 

[omori]

Well that's pretty direct proof lmao

Thats an edit. I think she prefers wax pens.

 

[Popoto]

I thought 1 kilo was 2.2 lbs? Am I tarded

So wouldn't 2kg of mass equal 4.4 pounds?

Hi I am absolutely fatfingered on the phone trying to do that goddamn spoiler tag and completely ate my text.

I intended for it to read "lipo removes about 2kg of mass, most of it blood and non-lipid fluids, so a bit less than 500g, or a pound of actual fat."

Imma go back and edit that fuckin post. Thanks for the heads up.

 

[alaspooryorick]

Well that's pretty direct proof lmao

It's photoshopped. Mismatched lighting, random blurry edges, the bong png superimposed over the whole chat, etc.

 

[Kaabi]

Moo has been hanging out with some chick named Umbranwitch, who does wig commissions. They're okay from afar but up close there's some issues that could have easy fixes such as a exposed wig strap, seeing the person's hairline and a bunch of other things.

Spoiler

Can't tell if she's hanging around moo to look like the better-looking girl while Moo looks like the typical fat unattractive girl. I personally think it's because she's losing so many friends so she has to hang out with her backup friends since Vamp isn't in her life anymore. I think Froggy is still friends with her but we haven't seen her and her crew since the Hawaii trip. Once again, we got some nice candids from Umbran of Mariah as well as Umbran herself.

Mariah Illiterate Mallad

Umbran looks like a knockoff Weird Al without the signature hair.
Lolcow post is from a month ago from a Insta-story rant but ironic she hangs out with Mariah.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

That's a Brianna Wu face.

 

[Pargon]

How is someone who is so constantly taking pictures of herself, professionally and otherwise, so utterly unphotogenic?

Close. Your fucking. Mouth. All that makes me want to do is wonder how far down a .45's barrel would fit.

 

[AprilRains]

How is someone who is so constantly taking pictures of herself, professionally and otherwise, so utterly unphotogenic?

Close. Your fucking. Mouth. All that makes me want to do is wonder how far down a .45's barrel would fit.

No shit. She looks like R. Crumb drew her in every photo, and he specializes in illustrating people at their ugliest moments.

 

[DK 699]

Cool thread, guys. I imagine this will be very useful to me if I ever become bulimic or accidentally ingest poison.

 

[lamp shade]

What the fuck is that girl wearing? All that yellow is an assault on the eyes.

She looks like she’s trying to be the Walmart knock off version of Jennifer Connelly.

I read that her wigs were shitty, but goddamn. I thought people were just nitpicking, but those things are horrible. Makes sense that Mariah would attempt to buy her friendship since they have similar levels of being super lazy.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

 

[I got rabies]

I remember people mentioning Momo's camversity stuff and she was smoking a pipe wrong.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

If I paid someone to make me a wig and they gave me any of those trainwrecks, I'd want a refund on the spot. Those are awful.

And Umbranwitch looks like Pixyteri

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Moo has been hanging out with some chick named Umbranwitch, who does wig commissions. They're okay from afar but up close there's some issues that could have easy fixes such as a exposed wig strap, seeing the person's hairline and a bunch of other things.

Spoiler

Can't tell if she's hanging around moo to look like the better-looking girl while Moo looks like the typical fat unattractive girl. I personally think it's because she's losing so many friends so she has to hang out with her backup friends since Vamp isn't in her life anymore. I think Froggy is still friends with her but we haven't seen her and her crew since the Hawaii trip. Once again, we got some nice candids from Umbran of Mariah as well as Umbran herself.

Mariah Illiterate Mallad

Umbran looks like a knockoff Weird Al without the signature hair.
Lolcow post is from a month ago from a Insta-story rant but ironic she hangs out with Mariah.

Ya know if you were going to call yourself after a video game witch race that is associated with hair, you would think that you would make higher quality wigs as to not tarnish the name of Bayonetta? Just sayin'.

 

[Kaabi]

Mariah's stickers drawn by Reiq got posted on lolcow and here they are. The art is okay but it looks NOTHING like Mariah at all. I'm still baffled why she commissioned Reiq to draw her Moomoo character when it's been months since she last cosplayed the stolen character. One thing i've noticed is illustrations of Moomoo has her with a tail and when Mariah cosplayed it, she never wore a fake tail. The Pochaco sticker literally looks like Pochaco fanart, we all know when Mariah is bent over her ass turns flat as a pancake and it's not round like the drawing.

In comparison

But an anon made a more fitting and better version in the thread.

The reason for the pimples in anon's drawing is because as of late, Mariah has been suffering from acne outbreaks from trying out 5+ different skincare products, the result is acne all over her face.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Mariah's stickers drawn by Reiq got posted on lolcow and here they are. The art is okay but it looks NOTHING like Mariah at all. I'm still baffled why she commissioned Reiq to draw her Moomoo character when it's been months since she last cosplayed the stolen character. One thing i've noticed is illustrations of Moomoo has her with a tail and when Mariah cosplayed it, she never wore a fake tail. The Pochaco sticker literally looks like Pochaco fanart, we all know when Mariah is bent over her ass turns flat as a pancake and it's not round like the drawing.

In comparison

But an anon made a more fitting and better version in the thread.

The reason for the pimples in anon's drawing is because as of late, Mariah has been suffering from acne outbreaks from trying out 5+ different skincare products, the result is acne all over her face.

They really nailed it with the tit vein and the cellulose. I can really smell the cat piss, cheap Walmart perfume, sweat, and pocky through my computer screen.

 

[Kheapathic]

I need a rating that's something like Winner plus Horrifying.