Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[cogsworth]

"If you respond, that means you know who I am, and if you don't, that means you know who i am, so respond, or dont, YOU KNOW WHO I AM, YOU KNOW ME, WITNESS ME TAYLOR AND SUCK ME MY PENIS!!!"

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Rebis]

One of my favorite patterns to see over and over again with immature people goes something like this;

They want something to go their way and it’s just not doing so. They know from movies and tv that the correct thing to do is to move on from it, but actually letting go of stuff is hard and requires maturity. So what they do is make a big deal out of “giving it one last hurrah then really truly moving on”, subconsciously hoping that their “last attempt” will be the one that finally works. Of course when it inevitably doesn’t work, they don’t actually want to move on so they just do another “last hurrah.”

I don’t think I’m giving any new information when I say that Russel’s insistence that “I Don’t Get You” was his last word on the matter is obviously bullshit. He kept saying it was just a way to vent his emotions and get it all out there before finally moving on, but it was just another blatant attempt to gain stardom and precious Swift attention.

And guess what, now that it didn’t do what he wanted, he’s not moving on at all. Because actually accepting that you’re not going to “win” and getting on with your life is something that takes more intelligence than Russ has. The truth is that when you’re done with something you’re usually just...done and you don’t need to make a big production out of it.

 

[Crispeacock]

Wasn't it just before he got his last Zuckerberg Vacation that he nearly stroked out about me calling him a shitty person in my comments about his posting on that songwriters group? I guarantee you he reads here fairly often, even if he's not addressing what we are saying. It eats at him that we talk about him here and none of it is the ass kissing and praise he thinks he deserves. It's kind of like a canker on the tongue: sometimes you can't stop yourself from scraping it against your teeth even though its painful, and Russ can't stop himself from reading what we have to say about him, even though none of it is positive.

He probably masterbates furiously to it while looking at a picture of his body with ts as the head going "you like that you dirty bi" shit I went too far down the rabbit hole then, almost vomited.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Okay so he's posted the letter and the x-ray on Instagram.

Get a load of these hashtags though:

They get more bizarre with every post.

I think "Moebious ThroatFuck" might be the name of my next band though.

 

[The Un-Clit]

So he's been stalking and harassing again.

That explains the silence.

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Well whaddya know, ALL the narcissism, all in one place, cemented by the shittiest mouse-drawn digital signature of all time.

every friggin' sentence full of me, me, me, reeeeeee, me me reeeee me.


I was going to make a clever quip about medicore production companies and suing tay tay some more, but no. Russ creates all the best jokes about himself already. They're damn near unimprovable unless put into picture form and I ain't a nartist.

So keep on being you, Russ. The great Lolcow of the Year comeback is still possible! Go for your glory!!

 

[sunshine]

Taylor’s new single is called “You Need to Calm Down.”

She gets you, Russell Greer!

 

[DONGS.EXE]

So he's been stalking and harassing again.

That explains the silence.

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Why does Russhole waste all his hard earned money on hookers, when every time he writes something like this, or even a goddamn Facebook post, he gives himself a better blowjob than any $20 hooker would.

"I stood head and shoulders above everybody else."
"I see this as negligence (as I have a paralegal degree)"
"In law, WE call this..."

Since Russhole reads this, then seriously fuck you you pompous piece of shit. Everything you say comes across as smug and arrogant. You keep trying to present yourself as this suave and debonair "studly" (as you constantly refer to yourself) individual, score points/force women (only 9's and 10's though!) to be your little sex pets because of your disability, who is this super intelligent and practically the Atticus Finch of the paralegal world, when you CAN'T EVEN SPELL YOUR OWN GODDAMN DISABILITY CORRECTLY. So fuck you shitlips, hotlips, Russhole etc. etc.

Came in off a double shift, normally I laugh at Russ's machinations, but that stupid fucking letter just rubbed me the wrong way. Guess I'm at the internet lol.

 

[redcent]

So he's been stalking and harassing again.

That explains the silence.

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Didn't Russ write in his own book that it was Taylor's family, not Taylor, who said "he was invasive and troubling" via lawyer? And that was after he sent her family gifts, not when he sent Taylor his shitty music?

He can't even keep his own story straight, his mind and memory is getting warped the longer he holds on to his grudge

 

[RussianParasite]

So he's been stalking and harassing again.

That explains the silence.

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Does he seriously think that politicians or celebreties read their own mail? Jesus christ he obviously has no idea how many letters they get-many of which are filled with equally crazy shit.

Also, I'm really fucking ashamed that my signature doesn't look horribly different than this. I'm going to take a week and change it.

 

[cogsworth]

Does he seriously think that politicians or celebreties read their own mail? Jesus christ he obviously has no idea how many letters they get-many of which are filled with equally crazy shit.

Also, I'm really fucking ashamed that my signature doesn't look horribly different than this. I'm going to take a week and change it.

He knows she doesn't read it when it arrives, he said so in his post. He expects the people who do read it will be forced by law or ethics or standards of The Biz to tell her about it because it presents a threat to her reputation or something idiotic like that, mostly because the idea that an intern at some building unconnected to TS would open it, read half of it and then throw it out without ever even informing Taylor she got a letter at all makes his head tighten.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Reposted and edited.

 

[Damaged Goods]

I can't stop laughing at it

 

[skellig58]

I roll my eyes knowing you probably can't, Russ. 👁 👁

 

[GloriousScarf]

So he's been stalking and harassing again.

That explains the silence.

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What an absolute lunatic. Like...he is just so far off the deep end. He really thinks she knows exactly who he is.

This is just like the Katy Perry/customer service thing. He doesn't get someone as famous as Taylor Swift could have hundreds of people between her and the average joe and a lot of those people are there to prevent crazies like Russell getting near.

 

[Miss Misery]

I feel like there's some epic tard rage coming...

You are somebody that I don't know
But you're takin' shots at me like it's Patrón
And I'm just like, damn, it's 7 AM
Say it in the street, that's a knock-out
But you say it in a Tweet, that's a cop-out
And I'm just like, "Hey, are you okay?"

And I ain't tryna mess with your self-expression
But I've learned a lesson that stressin' and obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun
And snakes and stones never broke my bones

So oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down, you're being too loud
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (Oh)
You need to just stop, like can you just not step on my gown?
You need to calm down

 

[Varis]

I can't stop laughing at it
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Who the hell is Ron?

 

[AbraCadaver]

I feel like there's some epic tard rage coming...

You are somebody that I don't know
But you're takin' shots at me like it's Patrón
And I'm just like, damn, it's 7 AM
Say it in the street, that's a knock-out
But you say it in a Tweet, that's a cop-out
And I'm just like, "Hey, are you okay?"

And I ain't tryna mess with your self-expression
But I've learned a lesson that stressin' and obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun
And snakes and stones never broke my bones

So oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down, you're being too loud
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (Oh)
You need to just stop, like can you just not step on my gown?
You need to calm down

Now Russ will have PROOF she wrote this song about him!!! Because other people never act like this and this is not a totally relatable and common situation!

Wait does russ have a twitter?

Either way he’s going to claim vindication and declare he and Taylor are in a clapback-battle. SWOOOOON, he and Taylor. This is even better than the lawsuit! Now the whole world will know about their love-hate (soon to be love if that bitch ever comes to her senses) relationship that’s a real thing and definitely not a delusion of a stalker!

 

[XxxwernxxX]

Does...does Russ know what 'throatfuck' means?

 

[TheGuyFromUtah]

Does...does Russ know what 'throatfuck' means?

No. He actually meant throatfucked as in my throat is fucked (up). Which would have been even funnier.