Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[XYZpdq]

That's a real liability, people would steal the droids. I mean if you were able lure one of them out of sight you could easily pick one up and flee.

Most of the droids are either movie props themselves or designed by the same teams who did the movie props, there are a load of collectors out there who wouldn't hesitate to try and snag a few for their collections.

Once the attendance dies down there's no doubt that theft will be a major issue despite all of Disney's security measures. Remember people have made off with Buzzy, Kingdom hearts Sora's Character Costume, The Purple Dragon Figment Animatronics(granted this was more of a dumpster dive but they still tresspassed), and a slew of other incidents. I know that when they stashed the extra DeLoreans from BTTF in the backlot tour all the licence plates were taken by thieves which lead to new rules on how props were stored and partially dismantled.

the real bitch of it is for all the crap people lifted I don't think anybody ever saved the Blade Runner car from being dumped out in the Florida weather to slowly die

 

[Creep3r]

Why do I get the feeling that Jedi Fallen Order was Force Unleashed III would have been?

That does seem to be the case. I mentioned earlier how this game has more than just a few parallels to it, right down to sharing the same starting location and enemies.

Well I still have more info on the park. Only 3 stores are still worth talking about along with the Cantina and the worst restaurant, although the Cantina is the biggest disappointment.

Other than that, the park is filled with boring and unimaginative stores that just sell the "cheaper" crap that you can already find in other major stores or shit like pottery and trinkets. This area is called "Merchant's Row" and is horribly boring, almost like a real strip mall. All of these stores feel uninspired and lifeless, with one notable thing being that one has three speeders at its front, but none of them are even of rideable sizes and all are based on Disney designs. But the pinnacle of soullessness among these stores is the Jewels of Bith, which is so fucking lame. Its not even run by a Bith and it has nothing to do with Bith lore, their planet or even their music and tech (for those who need explaining, the Bith are the alien musicians seen in ANH and throughout all pre-Disney SW media), much less anything to do with Star Wars aside from a few pieces of merch you can get anywhere else in the park, and as expected, its nothing like the promo material implied. The only original thing they sell is the nu-version of Han's dice painted gold which cost 13 dollars and generic tourist badges like those in real life tourist traps that have the name of the place you're visiting. Prices range from 10 to 55 dollars for junk, all of which says Blackspire Outpost or Batuu.

Here are pics of the store and its merch.

And here's a pic of Merchant's Row along with the "speeders". I guess they're supposed to be kid size but even a baby couldn't fit into the seat of that blue one.

Its all drab and lifeless and the only unique store here is the toy store and "pet" store, but even those are way more boring than promotional material implied. One of the speeders (the blue one at the bottom) is a mini version of the speeder nu-Han used in Solo which was called an M-68. The other two aren't based on anything, although the front end of the red one on top has a loose resemblance to a sand skiff from ROTJ. Anyway there's a lot to be said about the freaking Cantina. The toy store and remaining restaurants are just really meh.

For those who just got here and want to know more about the park, my descriptions of the park begin on page 500.

That's a real liability, people would steal the droids. I mean if you were able lure one of them out of sight you could easily pick one up and flee.

Most of the droids are either movie props themselves or designed by the same teams who did the movie props, there are a load of collectors out there who wouldn't hesitate to try and snag a few for their collections.

Once the attendance dies down there's no doubt that theft will be a major issue despite all of Disney's security measures. Remember people have made off with Buzzy, Kingdom hearts Sora's Character Costume, The Purple Dragon Figment Animatronics(granted this was more of a dumpster dive but they still tresspassed), and a slew of other incidents. I know that when they stashed the extra DeLoreans from BTTF in the backlot tour all the licence plates were taken by thieves which lead to new rules on how props were stored and partially dismantled.

True enough, but they could've at least had some moving droids behind a closed-off area, like the back of the droid store which you could see into via a fence or something. The only one at the park is R2 but that's just an over-glorified toy.

And there are still no aliens at this park except Chewie. People keep saying there's no aliens because it would be too hot, but then how do you explain Chewy and the rest of Disneyland's usual costumed fucks?

 

[Basil II]

*Hatred rising even higher*

imagine white knighting for a fucking movie, do these people wanna fuck rian johnson of all people?

 

[Adamska]

imagine white knighting for a fucking movie, do these people wanna fuck rian johnson of all people?

No, it's just a mix of the Cult of Disney that is being comorbid with the woke-tards that infest twitter.

Just keep in mind that they are sad wastes of skin who only care about being on said toilet thought post webzone and it gets funny. It gets funnier when you realize that they're frauds with no influence other than being petty shits that flag content in web space; in meat space they're fucked usually.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

imagine white knighting for a fucking movie, do these people wanna fuck rian johnson of all people?

Once you account for the Disney shillers and woke culture warriors these are exactly the kind of people that, just like Rian Johnson, most likely always had a low-key disdain or even hate of Star Wars and the people that called themselves fans of it. Rian's fart-huffing nonsense makes them feel smart for being able to do elementary school-level analysis but they'll always default to 'lol dumb space wizard movie for kids' when they have to actually defend anything which is clearly what they think of the rest of Star Wars.

 

[Adamska]

Once you account for the Disney shillers and woke culture warriors these are exactly the kind of people that, just like Rian Johnson, most likely always had a low-key disdain or even hate of Star Wars and the people that called themselves fans of it. Rian's fart-huffing nonsense makes them feel smart for being able to do elementary school-level analysis but they'll always default to 'lol dumb space wizard movie for kids' when they have to actually defend anything which is clearly what they think of the rest of Star Wars.

Yeah, I reckon most of them never really watched Star Wars too tbh. Most of these tards are not fans beyond trying to look "cool" since Nerdshit is still popular.

 

[Creep3r]

Yeah, I reckon most of them never really watched Star Wars too tbh. Most of these tards are not fans beyond trying to look "cool" since Nerdshit is still popular.

Its made all the more obvious when you see them harassing Mark Hamill, Timothy Rose and even fans of the OT/pre-disney SW on Twitter for so much as speaking their minds in a non-hostile way. One person can so much as say he preferred the original Battlefront to EA's Battlefront in the nicest way possible and it would still piss them off. Its all the same on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Youtube comments, or any other social media shit hole.

And the media hardly covers this, but they'll happily act as the defense force for Disney. A bit unrelated but even William Shatner is getting hated on now by supposed fans.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Its made all the more obvious when you see them harassing Mark Hamill, Timothy Rose and even fans of the OT/pre-disney SW on Twitter for so much as speaking their minds in a non-hostile way. One person can so much as say he preferred the original Battlefront to EA's Battlefront in the nicest way possible and it would still piss them off. Its all the same on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Youtube comments, or any other social media shit hole.

And the media hardly covers this, but they'll happily act as the defense force for Disney. A bit unrelated but even William Shatner is getting hated on now by supposed fans.

Well, now... where have I seen this violent demand for purity and dedication to the "official line" seen before, especially paired with this constraint to join the lockstep of a terrible ideology?

 

[Kyria the Great]

Well, now... where have I seen this violent demand for purity and dedication to the "official line" seen before, especially paired with this constraint to join the lockstep of a terrible ideology?

Isn't it so nice that Disney has cultivated a Cult around themselves where "fans" will act in a Corp-Sec manner against any criticism levied whether valid or not.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Isn't it so nice that Disney has cultivated a Cult around themselves where "fans" will act in a Corp-Sec manner against any criticism levied whether valid or not.

It's nothing new, the term "Biodrone" for Bioware fans exists for a reason.
But still, that they manage to turn such a large number of people into their shills is crazy. It's not all fans, to be sure, but still a significant and loud minority.

Star Wars has always been a cult, but now it's run by people who use the fans not so much as piggybanks for merch like in the past, they are now using them as attack dogs, too.

 

[Creep3r]

Well, now... where have I seen this violent demand for purity and dedication to the "official line" seen before, especially paired with this constraint to join the lockstep of a terrible ideology?

Please being apologizing to most honorable and glorious leader of People's Republic of Disney or we send you to t-shirt factory!

 

[Zaryiu]

If they fuck up clonewars they will have retroactively ruined the only good thing to come out of the prequels.

But that's not Genndy tartakovsky clone wars

 

[millais]

If heat was so much of a concern for alien costumes, they could just sew in interior sleeves or pockets to hold ordinary freezer cold packs that can be swapped out between shifts. It might sound pretty dumb, but a few times I have gone around with cold packs in my interior jacket pockets or under my hat when it is brutally hot outdoors, and it helps a lot to reduce the discomfort.

 

[Relic 31]

I know an alien they could do. Have this guy:

hang around droid parts alley and pop out occasionally to ask random kids if they wanna buy some death sticks.

 

[Zaryiu]

...Is Disney doing bathsalts? How do you explain this level of crazy?

I'm seeing stuff pop up like "rey is getting an abortion for Episode 9" in a few places. is this a real rumor or is it a joke about Iger pushing social issues in everything?

Spoiler: Spoiler Known as 4chan

>Theme for whole movie is Vietnam war
>Third Faction is in movie THE COLLECTIVE which are rice patty farming communists lead by Star Wars Chairman Mao who might be a hermaphrodite
>The Collective exists because COMMUNISM GOOD and CHinese Diversity Pandering
>Rose Tico has a story arc because she apparently comes from this rice patty planet she wants to find her parents who are apparently alive
>Finn gets cucked by Local boy who steals Rose away from him
>Big Scene with Leia and Transgender Mao talk about why Communism is good and why it's so GOOD and that such a system is revolutionary and GOOD ITS JUST SO GOOD also women are the future and when we have female leaders there will be no wars(I guess this is self fulfilling because with kennedy at the helm we're going to have no more Star Wars)
>Luke Comes Back as a human and yet still has a robotic arm
>Rey apparently falls in love with Lylo finds out she's pregnant and her first act in the movie is her trying to find someone to do an abortion because the child is pure evil
>Rey falling in love and getting pregnant happens over the course of 4 minutes
>Waxes poetically about abortion and why a child needs to die because it's really evil, they probably ripped this off of game of thrones with the shadow baby
>Rey then has abortion
>whole mid point of the movie is finn dealing with getting cucked and Rose trying to find her parents
>luke meets Rey asks her questions and then movie goes HAHA I fool you Luke was ghost all along
>Suddenly AT AT Walkers appear and start crushing rice patties, the rice farmers flee some half assed analogy about the imperials being like america happens here as the characters are running and talking
>Planet was apparently former imperial research base where original Double Top Secret Prototype Death Star that was too powerful was originally made
>Kylo proclaims lets make this planet great again
>Kylo lands his space ship off shore
>kylo lands his spaceship off shore so heroes have excuse to take Chairman Mao's super secret hidden vehicle which is a yellow submarine
>Beetle's reference, vietnam, the 1960's! More shit like this will come into play later
>Submarine reenacts the underwater chase from Phantom menace
>sub blasts through landed star destroyer ship and team rockets Kylo Ren out of ship
>rey comes to planet because now it's final battle time
>monologue about dead babby
>Luke's spirit appears and merges with her and she absorbs his memories
>she charges at Kylo
>battle happens throughout battle all the jedi masters come back as ghosts and merge with Rey
>Rey is now embodiment of force and all the past jedi like Aang
>Kylo sees she is right and finally becomees good and merges with her
>Rey is now force encarnate and has ended the jedi like luke wanted and started something more powerful
>Rey decided to live with rice farmers for the rest of her life because their way of life is more in tune with the force because communism is good
>scene with them sealing the millenium falcon in a cave because it's too powerful and they may need it again because REASONS
>ending sequence is everyone at Mos Eisley Cantana celebrating and the alien band is playing an alien version of "let it be"
>rose gets proposed to by Rice Farmer as her rela parents walk in the door
>cut to credits

Honestly, the Overlord video where he expresses disbelief for five minutes before he gets into the main plot points seems more on point for what the fuck will be made, since this is JarJar, not Ruin.

For those curious, skip to 5: 20 or so:

It features Mysteryboxes, macguffins, and beaming the OT into fucking space from a Pirate Radio station. A stupid fucking roadtrip movie if you will.

Time to die i see

Only superficially from what I can tell. They pretty much recanonized all the worst stuff and only brought back a few good things only to rape them or do absolutely nothing with them.

What did they recanonize?

Its made all the more obvious when you see them harassing Mark Hamill, Timothy Rose and even fans of the OT/pre-disney SW on Twitter for so much as speaking their minds in a non-hostile way. One person can so much as say he preferred the original Battlefront to EA's Battlefront in the nicest way possible and it would still piss them off. Its all the same on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Youtube comments, or any other social media shit hole.

And the media hardly covers this, but they'll happily act as the defense force for Disney. A bit unrelated but even William Shatner is getting hated on now by supposed fans.

... *Insert Mad on the Internet text here*

 

[XYZpdq]

I know an alien they could do. Have this guy:
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hang around droid parts alley and pop out occasionally to ask random kids if they wanna buy some death sticks.

No vaping in the parks.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

What did they recanonize?

They brought back Thrawn and Pellaeon only for them to get dabbed on by the Rebels crew and space whales while giving his original role of reorganizing the Imperial Remnant to a strong WOC and the rest of the absolute speds that eventually form the First Order. Apparently the Zann Consortium which I had absolutely no love for in the EU also made its way into some mobile game but that barely counts imo. I guess the concept of a zombie plague as well that was mentioned some pages back also counts as recanonization even if the details are pretty different. Most of the stuff that gets directly recanonized is minor, nearly inconsequential worldbuilding details like a planet or corporation being mentioned in passing, really.

 

[Red Hood]

imagine white knighting for a fucking movie, do these people wanna fuck rian johnson of all people?

They must like it rough, considering he fucked the Star Wars saga so hard it needed reconstructive surgery.

 

[Marissa Moira]

So how heavy are those fake ass prop droids.

Some of them just look like they're ranging from 15 pounds to 60 pounds since they're all hollow.

A normal large hobby aerial drone can lift around 55-65 pounds. If you sent a Droidnapper into the park to take the prop droids you could have the drone operator wait in a lot with a van. Have the droidnapper attach the droid to the drone via bungie cords so you get a real snug fit. Then just have the drone operator airlift the kidnapped droid away.

Going by the map there's quite a few dead ends in the park. I would avoid the areas around restrooms since restrooms always have constant security but there are gaps in between the buildings where they would be wide enough to send in a drone.

People have snuck into disney before or even gotten into restricted places in broad daylight even in peak hours.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The most wasted opportunity of the park to me seems to be that it’s exclusive to the ST only.