Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Shitmonger]

She's sperging about the Farms right now, if anyone wants to screenshot. I can't atm.


This thread has been my downtime reading while waiting in lines and shit for the last month or so and I finally made it through all 600 pages yesterday. Fucking hell, this might be my favorite cow on the Farms. She has a bit of everything. Narcissism, pathological lying, constant exaggeration, extreme attention whoring, zero work ethic, zero morals, genderspecial, appropriates EVERYTHING from religion to race to cancer, hypochondriac but kind of a low-effort one that claims to have tons of symptoms without ever actually Googling to find real conditions to pretend to have, "emotional support" rat dog that she's never bothered to get documentation for, degenerate lifestyle with two morons that look like a combination of special ed and incels, and oh yeah, FAT. And thanks to the constant, neurotic tweeting of every. single. little. thing. there's always plenty of stuff to laugh at. I have been thoroughly entertained.

One of the things that made this thread for me though was @AnOminous and his consistent, uncontrolled a-logging of this dangerhaired cow- though you can't really a-log someone who is the embodiment of a-logging to everyone she fucking interacts with. Semper-fucking-fi dude, some of your posts had my sides in orbit. I was reading your commentary on her fake German Jew tard wedding aloud to myself for maximum hilarity.

 

[AnOminous]

By the kiwi powers vested in me, I have now decided to give everyone who has ever posted in this thread a +1 on their rape count. Thank you for your service.

Kiwi With Autism: I Am Growing Stronger.

 

[Army Burger]

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[VacuousSpooder]

Becky, please cite where exactly any Kiwi aided the Christchurch shooter.

Use that big archivist brain of yours and show the sources you have of the Farms aiding that shitdick of a shooter. Other than keeping the video he posted online available for the public to witness rather than letting everything be censored by the NZ police.

That's literally the only connection we have.

 

[snapdragon]

Becky, please cite where exactly any Kiwi aided the Christchurch shooter.

Use that big archivist brain of yours and show the sources you have of the Farms aiding that shitdick of a shooter. Other than keeping the video he posted online available for the public to witness rather than letting everything be censored by the NZ police.

That's literally the only connection we have.

I'm also unclear on this "rape count" business. What is this in reference to?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Pretty sure the thread was full of people wishing the victims well and saying they shouldn't have been murdered even if the kiwi doesn't like Muslims or Islam.

 

[Shitmonger]

Use that big archivist brain of yours and show the sources you have of the Farms aiding that shitdick of a shooter. Other than keeping the video he posted online available for the public to witness rather than letting everything be censored by the NZ police.

The supposed archivist is whining that Null archived the Christchurch footage before it could be censored/removed.

I'm also unclear on this "rape count" business. What is this in reference to?

One of her lunatic Twitter friends is lying about being raped and claiming someone from KF broke into their house to do it.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Yonah “Becca” Gerber is a lying, schizo, narcissistic scam artist. She faked having cwrvical cancer to fund a trip to Disney for Christmas.

 

[MistressCaridad]

Becky, please cite where exactly any Kiwi aided the Christchurch shooter.

Yeah, no. There’s an entire subforum on this site mocking the human shitstains that mass murder innocent people.

We may be a bunch of assholes that point and laugh at tards on the Internet but at the same time there has been a great deal of compassion toward innocent victims of circumstance in many of the threads on the farms... unlike Bitchy Borderline Becky who makes every horrific senseless event, natural disaster and tragedy about herself and her little feefees (not to mention showing a huge lack of care and concern for the people she actually knows in real life, as evidenced by her gleefully throwing both the cucks and her elderly parents under the bus for asspats and oppression points).

Get a life and some compassion, Becky, you wretched narcissistic cunt.

 

[Hellfire]

PLASTIC STRAWS






Becky called a disabled person from California a "bigot" for not believing the PLASTIC STRAWS hysteria which Becky claims totally happens to her.














"My priorirtiy is" multiple expensive, week plus vacations, repeated trips to Disneyland every month, $400+ in toy lightsabers, and lobster and other non kosher food.

 

[Army Burger]

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Bitch, if straws are that big of an issue for you, just buy a metal one, you lazy cunt.

 

[Hellfire]

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Bitch, if straws are that big of an issue for you, just buy a metal one, you lazy cunt.

If you suggest that then you literally hate disabled people and she will stab you with it.

 

[Kheapathic]

So from her own admission, her "disability" for needing straws is something to do with wrist pain. Do some fucking exercise Becky. A little bit of lifting and stretching helps with shit like joint pain. But she wants to fly off the handle for people who can't wash their own straws. Bitch, if someone is incapable of doing something as simple as washing dishes, more then likely they have an attendant to do most of life's chores for them. What gets me pissed though, is how dismissive she is about everything. People offer solutions and she has to sperg the fuck out like she's a fucking expert and she cares so fucking much about the disabled people of all types. How much time do you spend helping the disabled? How much do you donate towards charities formed to assist disabled people? Exactly, you're a fake ass basic bitch Becky.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

What gets me pissed though, is how dismissive she is about everything. People offer solutions and she has to sperg the fuck out like she's a fucking expert and she cares so fucking much about the disabled people of all types.

She doesn't want a solution, she wants to be mad.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

She doesn't want a solution, she wants to be mad.

Spoiler: Someone made an edit with this using Bex's face

 

[VacuousSpooder]

People offer solutions and she has to sperg the fuck out like she's a fucking expert and she cares so fucking much about the disabled people of all types. How much time do you spend helping the disabled? How much do you donate towards charities formed to assist disabled people? Exactly, you're a fake ass basic bitch Becky.

Becky doesn't care about other disabled people, though. Like, not even a little. She bitches them out too if they ago against her, despite her acting like she speaks for all disabled people. Just like this one she called a bigot when she found out they were disabled, because Becky needs to vilify people ANY WAY SHE CAN if they go against her narrative. Never forget; Becky is out for herself and everyone else is a set piece. She does this for every single group she claims to be a part of, because she's a parasite.

And as we've seen, maybe one of the dozens of photos she posts of her expensive meals out at Disney or aboard actually had a straw in the drink. She doesn't actually NEED straws; it's actually been proven. If her wrists hurt her so much, she wouldn't be able to drink all those cocktails and lagers and shit without it bothering her.

Also, I'll be surprised if she lasts a month before she's back to calling Mami evil and hateful. Using her for asspats during the current pre-cancer scare is just a means to and end.

 

[Next Task]

This cunt said that if the planet has to die to save disabled people's lives she was fine with it - and by 'save disabled people's lives' she meant 'give them plastic straws', so she is the absolute last fucking person who gets to harangue someone for - well, anything, really. Because she'd rather destroy the planet than suffer a moment of even fictional inconvenience.

I need new words to describe just what a hateful cunt she is. Every time someone dies, it is an injustice that it wasn't Becky instead.

 

[Shitmonger]

I'm honestly kind of astonished at just how much time and effort she spends sperging over straws. I wonder how many thousands of tweets she has that are JUST about straws? The only reason for it is that she likes/prefers using them, and that's fine. No one trying to make a living in California by waiting tables has the time or energy to ask or think about why you're asking for a fucking straw. They just give you the straw. People claiming otherwise are full of it unless they're eating at the most hipster of restaurants, in which case they should expect that kind of douchebaggery.

With all of Becky's crossovers it somehow always amazes me that there's a whole culture of losers on Twitter that make up bizarre, completely unbelievable lies about SJW shit like being denied straws by servers and Kiwi Farms users breaking into their houses and raping them. It's like when young children tell ridiculous stories hoping you'll believe them and they don't understand that you know they're full of shit because part of their story includes the family dog talking or a flying car. Except on Twitter they just block everyone that calls them out until they're left in hugboxes with only people that will pretend to believe them as long as they do the same in return. Do you think they know that if they went outside and left their devices behind that they could have real, tangible experiences with other people and places and nature and shit, and then not have to lie about things happening to them on the internet for asspats?

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

Ugghhh, Becky, why are you right back on the straw sperging?!?

In her recent escapades, she usually takes photos of every (totally kosher, u folx) meal and accompanying drink. I can’t remember the last time one had a straw. Like when she was drinking those pints in Ireland. That’s got to be pretty heavy for someone who can’t hold a small cup of hot chocolate or whatever.

At this point, I’ve come to a conclusion that she wants to be Ursula the evil sea witch and completely pollute the sea.

/rates self

 

[Army Burger]

At this point, I’ve come to a conclusion that she wants to be Ursula the evil sea witch and completely pollute the sea.

I mean, she's certainly fat enough.