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Skyclaw said:
Makes me wonder how he would deal playing a Total war game, like would he order his cavalry to charge two inches from an enemy unit then get mad that the charge was useless since it didn't have momentum. i told them to charge! well yea you did but you charged them into a phalanx..
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He would also forget to tell his ranged units to hold fire while his troops are engaging the enemy and wonder why his soldiers are dropping like flies or wonder why other countries are getting assblasted at him for not obeying the pope.

But that's beyond question because grand strategy games are beyond Phil's attention or grasp for better or for worse.
 
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Comma said:
Twelve minutes into today's pre-stream he's suggesting people can donate him the games he wants to play the coming weeks. Directly after that he mentions how he got paid today by Twitch, saying "things are a little bit alleviated now" AND, to make it even dumber, he reveals he got a "generous anonymous overnight tip, congratulating me with the marriage".

What the fuck.

-edit- And still pushing for tip donations over other contributions "because I need to buy a lot of games the coming weeks".

This man... This hollow, empty shell of a man.
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This is why he's a piece of shit. Can't even keep the narrative the same - even when it benefits him. He's got to humblebrag about overnight donations - which may not have even happened. He just needs to beg and feel superior.
 
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Looks like he got $1,100 overnight and he's still begging for money?
 
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DiabeticSP said:
I tried to watch some of his Division 2 stream because the weather is fucked today and I have nothing else to do.

Between the bottle crunching, burping, and snorting/clearing his throat every 20 seconds I don't understand how any can tolerate him.
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I was watching for the last 10 minutes,he is unbearable. About 20 seconds after starting the game he went right next to a sign that had a menu written on it and and started reading every single item on the menu and commenting on how delicious that food is,after doing that someone on chat commented how dumb it was to read a menu on food and commenting on it,so Phil got butthurt and said "a game developer put time and effort into making that sign,not reading it would be disrecpecful"

So he procceded to explore the game reading everything that cloud be read and commenting on everything that cloud be commented on,for example, he went next to a wall with children drawing and started commenting on it,he commented on tables,other random furnite,etc. All of that for five minutes because he got butthurt because someone said that reading a menu was dumb. He is so petty,for all his talk about being a mature adult he acts like a fucking child,and not to mention his other boring commentary that consists of complaining about random things in the game and telling everyone whats on the screen.
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
Uhm, you may not be aware of this, but only $1000 of that was overnight AND $999 of that went to income taxes.
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Shit man, we didn't even take into account the Paypal fees! He probably only got like 30 cents for spending cash when all was said and done!

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Edit: He didn't even put the $1k donation as his top tip. Such gratitude.
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@Comma, did he really not say who the tip was from and how much it was?


Edit: Also, the $1000 tipper was someone by the username of kortdverg. "kort dverg", according to Google Translate, is Norwegian for "short dwarf". We know any Norwegians who have fat stacks to drop?
 
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@Comma, did he really not say who the tip was from and how much it was?
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Nope. He said it was from someone who wants to remain anonymous (that worked out nicely, lol) and he only said it was "generous" and that it would "definitely help over the course of the next month" (I assume he means the next 4 weeks with that, until he gets the next Twitch payment).

-edit- Here's the clip:
 
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DiabeticSP said:
I tried to watch some of his Division 2 stream because the weather is fucked today and I have nothing else to do.

Between the bottle crunching, burping, and snorting/clearing his throat every 20 seconds I don't understand how any can tolerate him.
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The only time I tried to give phil a chance is when I watched his Sly Cooper 2 playthrough, a game very near and dear to me. I can't understand why people watch him unironically. The playthrough was nothing but furry jokes, gay jokes, and typical phil observation like "look at that", "wow" "huh?". He makes even the most charming games unwatchable. It just further cements the only reason he was relevant was becasue he just did it early and a lot.
 
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Man I gotta say this is prime begging for our boy dark, it’s like something has been unhinged in him and he just doesn’t have an off switch. He got a thousand dolla tip and payed by twitch on the same day and he’s still asking for more. In the past he’d hardcore beg and at least give the piggy’s a few days where he dialed it back, but it’s like he just doesn’t give a fuck anymore lol
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOink said:
Man I gotta say this is prime begging for our boy dark, it’s like something has been unhinged in him and he just doesn’t have an off switch. He got a thousand dolla tip and payed by twitch on the same day and he’s still asking for more. In the past he’d hardcore beg and at least give the piggy’s a few days where he dialed it back, but it’s like he just doesn’t give a fuck anymore lol
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Perpetual Paypig Pilfering
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOink said:
Man I gotta say this is prime begging for our boy dark, it’s like something has been unhinged in him and he just doesn’t have an off switch. He got a thousand dolla tip and payed by twitch on the same day and he’s still asking for more. In the past he’d hardcore beg and at least give the piggy’s a few days where he dialed it back, but it’s like he just doesn’t give a fuck anymore lol
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Why change tactics when it's working? He's gotten over $3300 in tips in 2 weeks from doing it.
 
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Why change tactics when it's working? He's gotten over $3300 in tips in 2 weeks from doing it.
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Because he’s gonna bleed his current piggy’s dry again to the point that they won’t even show up when he has to do drama streams begging for help.

At least that should be what happens, but who knows how deep these new whales pockets run, he seems to have struck gold though
 
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