DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JackDavis]

I guess Twitch doesn't care even when Partners report him anymore.

Literally everything isn’t his fault, and every single fighting game ever released has been unplayable online

POKkeN tOURnAmEnT

 

[The Ancestor]

I guess Twitch doesn't care even when Partners report him anymore.

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POKkeN tOURnAmEnT

I’m aware of her watching DSP and such, but did Phil actually respond/acknowledge her? I must have missed that

 

[JackDavis]

I’m aware of her watching DSP and such, but did Phil actually respond/acknowledge her? I must have missed that

He acknowledged her so hard she's in banworld.

 

[Pargon]

I guess Twitch doesn't care even when Partners report him anymore.

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POKkeN tOURnAmEnT

BadBunny is a transparent-as-glass thot who slid into DSP's chat after managing to rub two brain cells together and identify his viewership as the exceptional, incel low-hanging fruit they are. In this situation I'm 100% with Twitch. Don't go trawling through a trash heap and then complain to the management when you get tetanus.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

BadBunny is a transparent-as-glass thot who slid into DSP's chat after managing to rub two brain cells together and identify his viewership as the exceptional, incel low-hanging fruit they are. In this situation I'm 100% with Twitch. Don't go trawling through a trash heap and then complain to the management when you get tetanus.

You would think twitch wouldn’t want a trash heap on their site for anyone to have potentially trawl through though

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Just to sate my curiosity.

That's a level of torture I couldn't impose on myself...

On a more serious note-

I think it would pretty boring. We already see a good 65 perce t of what he does through his streams. Its reasonable to assume that he bitches to his mare about work related things. I wanna see sauce night in all its suger filled glory.

 

[DiabeticSP]

That's a level of torture I couldn't impose on myself...

On a more serious note-

I think it would pretty boring. We already see a good 65 perce t of what he does through his streams. Its reasonable to assume that he bitches to his mare about work related things. I wanna see sauce night in all its suger filled glory.

Oh I'm sure. I'm just desperate to know how 'a shower' and cooking Scwahns in the oven is 'no free time, dood'.

Like, is taking out the trash some massive event in Phil's life? Does he just drink himself into a stupor immediately? Does he spend all dinner telling his wife what a hard day he had streaming? Does he even move from the loveseat? How many useless appliances are crammed about downstairs now?

 

[Salubrious]

Not only are his supposed problems never anything to do with him, they're so pervasive and irreparable that he might as well just stop playing the game if they're really that bad. I'm very surprised that people don't tell him this more often in his chat.

Several people last night told him to switch to MLB or Minecraft, but none of those people tipped or cheered, so DSP didn't even feel the need to respond.

At one point towards the end, he started ignoring tips and cheers. This total tips and cheers were at $39, then he got a $10 tip and changed it to $40 (which actually was an honest mistake to be fair), and then he got at least another $5 tip and ignored that for at least 15 minutes. I left the stream early so I don't know if he acknowledged it at the end.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Him namedropping Pokken Tournament as the only fighting game he's played online with acceptable lag is amazing. As if there were not simply a whole shitload of little kids who had never played a fighting game before for this grown ass 'former pro fighting game player' to stomp to the curb, and he wouldn't have begun immediately started up with his usual fighting game excuses if he had played it for long enough to start getting consistently matched against competent players.

 

[slacktauren]

Him namedropping Pokken Tournament as the only fighting game he's played online with acceptable lag is amazing. As if there were not simply a whole shitload of little kids who had never played a fighting game before for this grown ass 'former pro fighting game player' to stomp to the curb, and he wouldn't have begun immediately started up with his usual fighting game excuses if he had played it for long enough to start getting consistently matched against competent players.

It's his same dumb excuse for Dark Souls "input lag" where he expects the dodge animation to be done when he presses it. Dave wants the game to be able to calculate when he's thinking about pressing a button, the game should've already pressed it for him.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

I mean, you nailed it, but that's not a thing that banks do. You can't just go more and more negative on an account and expect to keep getting away with it.

It's pure lies.

Actually, you'd be surprised. When I had Washington Mutual, because I had direct deposit, they'd just keep on honoring charges and tacking on a $35 fee each time. That account went negative almost $1800. That was like a whole quarter of my paycheck. I got back in the green then closed that account because fuck that noise.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

It's his same dumb excuse for Dark Souls "input lag" where he expects the dodge animation to be done when he presses it. Dave wants the game to be able to calculate when he's thinking about pressing a button, the game should've already pressed it for him.

He seems to think the dodge button should instantly cancel him out of any attack animation frame while also making him invincible for two seconds. Mashing the dodge should make you invincible until you run out of stamina in Phil's mind. Limited invincibility frames? Recovery time? Sounds like excuses for shitty programming ack ack ack!

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

He seems to think the dodge button should instantly cancel him out of any attack animation frame while also making him invincible for two seconds. Mashing the dodge should make you invincible until you run out of stamina in Phil's mind. Limited invincibility frames? Recovery time? Sounds like excuses for shitty programming ack ack ack!

And let's nto forget that Phil mashes a lot of buttons when he sees it convinient and Dark Souls queues character actions. It's not surprising to see his character do panic roll and chug Estus in front of the enemy just because he mashed like a maniac.
As well, Phil always does the worst kind of choices in action RPGs, be it Dark Souls or Nioh. Played both and he always managed to fuck up his build somehow

 

[Wurstbrot]

It's his same dumb excuse for Dark Souls "input lag" where he expects the dodge animation to be done when he presses it. Dave wants the game to be able to calculate when he's thinking about pressing a button, the game should've already pressed it for him.

Also spotable in Sekiro, his excu-planation was even dumber. According to Thousand Brain Burnell shoulder buttons have input lag while other buttons don't (he dunno why, rated it as an universal fact). He tried to show that as he held his controller to the cam, the whole chat laughed at him, there was no delay, every animation starts as soon as he presses the button.

After playing every modern Soulsborne he does not understand intended startup-delay. A moving avatar does not mean the move is instantly ready. Those games are designed to force you to THINK AHEAD, learn enemies and how your own avatar works. There is no universal rule that says a button press has to conclude in an instant move. Learn the game or get fucked.

My favorite example is the dodge mechanic of Bloodborne. You don't dodge the moment you press the button, but as soon as you let go of it. This literally makes your dodge more precise and faster, but only if you read the enemie's moves correctly.
Phil does not understand this mechanic and calls it input lag. Pressed the button, I dahdged.

I bet my ass he is the type of gamer who presses dodge afterwards, the moment he gets punched in the face, or even later. I think this works in Street Fighter And Company, but not in other genres. A frame too late is still too late.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Also spotable in Sekiro, his excu-planation was even dumber. According to Thousand Brain Burnell shoulder buttons have input lag while other buttons don't. He tried to show that as he held his controller to the cam, the whole chat laughed at him, there was no delay, every animation starts as soon as he presses the button.

In Sekiro, Phil didn't took advantage of 2 of the most important things the game has to offer: infinite stamina and iron defense. You can block absolutely everything in the game except ailment effects, yet Phil constantly insists in dodging instead of blocking, specially when the game wants you to block and deflect enemy attacks to break their posture.

And not to forget he didn't had enough brainpower to come up with the same tactic everyone does: mash the L2 button to make sure you will be constantly deflecting enemy attacks. But he would still cry about input lag on those just because mah finger is killing me, dood.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

is taking out the trash some massive event in Phil's life

Yes, yes it is. Just as massive as his statue collections dood.

Seriously-

I would love a go pro video from kats perspective of living with Dave the pussy slayer. It would be like some b rated, netflix, found footage film. Imagine the horror, imagine the snorts.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

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So, Mr. debatelimination is going to brand himself as a DSP fan now?

Someone on his profile said "I suggest pretending to be a dsp fanboy next" so he is most likely doing that,for those that dont know debate elimination acts retarded on purpose to get attention,he pretends to be the biggest fanboy of certain lolcows,I suggest he is preemptively thread bannned so he doesnt shit up the thread since a lot of people take the bait.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Also spotable in Sekiro, his excu-planation was even dumber. According to Thousand Brain Burnell shoulder buttons have input lag while other buttons don't (he dunno why, rated it as an universal fact). He tried to show that as he held his controller to the cam, the whole chat laughed at him, there was no delay, every animation starts as soon as he presses the button.

After playing every modern Soulsborne he does not understand intended startup-delay. A moving avatar does not mean the move is instantly ready. Those games are designed to force you to THINK AHEAD, learn enemies and how your own avatar works. There is no universal rule that says a button press has to conclude in an instant move. Learn the game or get fucked.

My favorite example is the dodge mechanic of Bloodborne. You don't dodge the moment you press the button, but as soon as you let go of it. This literally makes your dodge more precise and faster, but only if you read the enemie's moves correctly.
Phil does not understand this mechanic and calls it input lag. Pressed the button, I dahdged.

I bet my ass he is the type of gamer who presses dodge afterwards, the moment he gets punched in the face, or even later. I think this works in Street Fighter And Company, but not in other genres. A frame too late is still too late.

Makes me wonder how he would deal playing a Total war game, like would he order his cavalry to charge two inches from an enemy unit then get mad that the charge was useless since it didn't have momentum. i told them to charge! well yea you did but you charged them into a phalanx..

 

[Comma]

Twelve minutes into today's pre-stream he's suggesting people can donate him the games he wants to play the coming weeks. Directly after that he mentions how he got paid today by Twitch, saying "things are a little bit alleviated now" AND, to make it even dumber, he reveals he got a "generous anonymous overnight tip, congratulating me with the marriage".

What the fuck.

-edit- And still pushing for tip donations over other contributions "because I need to buy a lot of games the coming weeks".

This man... This hollow, empty shell of a man.

 

[Salubrious]

I haven't turned into a prestream in a while. He is literally explaining how his leaderboard works. What the fuck?