Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

This is a commonality with Jack. Skim the instructions, too much effort to follow steps. Remember when he got a takedown letter from the Red Copper Company for his 5-minute Chef video?

Still dunno where the fuck he got the idea to use vinegar from though, since the most common results do not have it at all.

Plus given it has acid in it (at least 5% acetic acid), it's not a thing you want in your cast iron given that acid also causes rusting.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Still dunno where the fuck he got the idea to use vinegar from though, since the most common results do not have it at all.

His whole methodology is very mom-tier and the results show for it. If you really want to restore a pan and make it look good (not that it needs to look good to cook good) you grind of all that rust however you want and get that bitch in a lye bath. Get it down to actual bare metal like he seemed to imply he was going to do. But I can't genuinely recommend that method for Jack. He would probably drop the slippery pan back in the bath when he goes to pull it out and splash himself in the fucking eyes.

 

[JackDavis]

Still dunno where the fuck he got the idea to use vinegar from though, since the most common results do not have it at all.

Plus given it has acid in it (at least 5% acetic acid), it's not a thing you want in your cast iron given that acid also causes rusting.

That's a good point I forgot. I've always heard to never cook tomato sauce in cast iron because of the acidity. This dude just soaking his pan in 2 gallons of it. I guess maybe he did some research and found videos like these where they get rid of rust on non-cookware with vinegar?

 

[AnOminous]

Still dunno where the fuck he got the idea to use vinegar from though, since the most common results do not have it at all.

Plus given it has acid in it (at least 5% acetic acid), it's not a thing you want in your cast iron given that acid also causes rusting.

It's amazing this piece of shit managed to find something to do with a cast iron pan worse than just leaving it out in the sun outside.

You're not even supposed to cook things with tomatoes in them in cast iron because they're too acidic, at least unless it's very well seasoned and the acid doesn't actually contact the iron itself.

 

[JackDavis]

These are Jack's fans we saw on Facebook the other day.

"My name's Aman." "Aman."
Jack: AMOD?

Jack not editing out his explanation and history of his Food Wars tour is strange.

"Is anybody's mouth watering while watching this?" asks Jack.

He does it too! Food is good, yes, but do you really need to taste it before it goes into your mouth half a second later?

Hell yeah Jack! Disrespect that food! Push it straight down your throat. No need to savor that keto-friendly fried potato slice.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Stroke #3 can't come soon enough.

 

[Aaway]

jack at 8:11 to one of his visitors: "you're what i like to say a regular joe, so you're like a customer...that means a lot to me that you showed up first of all but that you're giving us uhh your review."

lolwut

 

[Rasputin]

Steel wool and Dawn for you mongoloids like jack.

Also 350 for an hour. 450 just smokes the oil right off

Goddamn Yankees should be banned from touching cast iron cookware

Believe it or not, but he actually did it the right way. It has to be above smoke point or else you will just end up with a sticky pan.

How to Season a Cast Iron Pan (It's Easier Than You Think!)

Cast iron comes with its share of myths and controversies, but seasoning it is really a relatively simple process. Here are the steps you need to do it successfully.

www.seriouseats.com

 

[Religion is Dead]

I will say, I'm impressed Tammy had the willpower to tell Jack that she wasn't cleaning the pan for him.

 

[Gladatha]

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These are Jack's fans we saw on Facebook the other day.

"My name's Aman." "Aman."
Jack: AMOD?

Jack not editing out his explanation and history of his Food Wars tour is strange.

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"Is anybody's mouth watering while watching this?" asks Jack.

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He does it too! Food is good, yes, but do you really need to taste it before it goes into your mouth half a second later?

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Hell yeah Jack! Disrespect that food! Push it straight down your throat. No need to savor that keto-friendly fried potato slice.

Ugh... we don't even see Jack trying the burger so what is the point? I bet he avoided it so we don't talk shit about him and his unhealthy eating habits... surprise Jack! We aren't fooled!

Also can they add some new vocabulary to their descriptions... they all kept saying "really good" like it meant something.

And it's BURGER WARS... why order anything other than a burger, fries and shake? Your sandwiches don't fit the parameters of your own gluttony.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack and the Fat Pack are grading these places using some absurd and convoluted categories. This is Burger Wars, meathead, not French Fries Originality Wars. Also, if your establishment doesn’t offer a milkshake, you are automatically scored a zero in that category; ergo, a place is unfairly and harshly penalized for not providing diners with something that has literally nothing to do with their burgers.

 

[Gladatha]

Jack and the Fat Pack are grading these places using some absurd and convoluted categories. This is Burger Wars, meathead, not French Fries Originality Wars. Also, if your establishment doesn’t offer a milkshake, you are automatically scored a zero in that category; ergo, a place is unfairly and harshly penalized for not providing diners with something that has literally nothing to do with their burgers.

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Also "meet" doneness

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Also "meet" doneness

I can’t wait for Jack to meet doneness.

 

[Aaway]

"life chat" lol

got nothing to do so i'll take a stab at this

0:41: awkward throat clearing
1:50: "so everyone's been talking about burger wars." lol sorry jack but no one's talking about burger wars
2:55: "one of us had to go to the hospital and you'll see on one of the burger wars episodes who it was and why." hmmmm i'm gonna take a wild guess and say it was jack
4:18: sneeze
5:40: jack says he penalized certain places if they didn't have milkshakes. much like how he did the same on his bbq tour when places didn't have certain sides.
6:06: jack talks about how there were some burger places that had amazing food but got "big fat zeros" because they didn't have shakes. awesome scoring system you got there jack
7:00: more throat clearing
9:05: "a lot of you think i have a crew of people." lols no jack we know its 100% you shoving your camera in people's faces while they eat
13:55: jack talks about how he's been dealing with a great deal of foot pain lately but that tammy bought him some magical shoe inserts that suddenly got rid of all the pain. says he'll do a video on it
18:30: jack starts giving fishing advice. oh please
19:10: "one of our goals on fish hook is to get more women involved." i think jack and charles should actually post some fishing videos first. that channel is basically jack on the go 2.0
27:10: "we're gonna do a gross recipe contest." jack wants people to send him gross recipes but they have to be delicious. say what?
36:26: jack gets into his usual BS about how if you have anything to say you can reach him on social media. "i read all your comments, well some of you i have to ban."

 

[JackDavis]

27:10: "we're gonna do a gross recipe contest." jack wants people to send him gross recipes but they have to be delicious. say what?

Someone please send him a derivative of Aunt Myrna’s salad and see what he says.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

place your bets: will jack have his 3rd stroke tomorrow?

 

[captkrisma]

place your bets: will jack have his 3rd stroke tomorrow?

Saying he's had foot pain and eating a disgusting amount of hamburger meat and cheese, I'd say gout.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Wonder if they will follow this up on the Eye to Eye channel with a compelling discussion of whether filming worms mating counts as pornography.

 

[waffle]

LOL leave it to jack to turn the process of: scrub pan -> give it a generous gloping of beef lard -> get it hot in the oven to open up the pores of the metal; into a god damn ordeal.

The Cooking with Jack way is to basically take easy shit and try and do it the "lazy man's" way that's almost inevitably harder than just doing shit right.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Well, gents today is the big day. Will this be the day the good lord calls Jack home?