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Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend
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The only thing this is missing is that recorder cover of 'my heart will go on
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@ADN_VIII, not all lying is fiction, & only half the statements I made that you reply to the question about are even false. Then, you go on some unrelated nonsense about the regarding of things to be asserted or dismissed without evidence, none of which matters at all, since you have no proof that there exists no evidence of the things you claimed in the same post were fiction &/or lying.
@RogerSpanderbilt, I can't answer that question, as it claims I know something I do not. In fact, I know the exact opposite to be true: I have been "making a fool of" myself to people who know little if anything about me, & repeatedly beyond that have denied things that have been admitted &/or proven. On top of that, even if we all agree to the things that have been admitted/proven, that would be all many of those people know, & they may deny they even know those things if questioned.
@RogerSpanderbilt, I can't answer that question, as it claims I know something I do not. In fact, I know the exact opposite to be true: I have been "making a fool of" myself to people who know little if anything about me, & repeatedly beyond that have denied things that have been admitted &/or proven. On top of that, even if we all agree to the things that have been admitted/proven, that would be all many of those people know, & they may deny they even know those things if questioned.
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You understand that fiction is something that isn't true or real, right? Fiction writers, however, admit and understand that their audience knows it isn't, you know, true.
Ah! So you do lie!
Good to know you haven't abandoned your abuse of the ampersand and continue to make grammarians weep.
What would Ulrik think, @Cowlick? He pushes you in your wheel-ed chair and even defended you against the wolves that were attracted to your soiled undergarments. Does he not deserve respect?
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@Cowlick
How can you call yourself an even remotely competent writer when you don't fully comprehend that fiction is by definition not real?
That's like the most basic level stuff right there.
Do you still believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, or the Great Pumpkin?
I seriously hope to God that you don't, but at the same time, I honestly would not be surprised you'd still believe in Santa at the tender young age of 36.
How can you call yourself an even remotely competent writer when you don't fully comprehend that fiction is by definition not real?
That's like the most basic level stuff right there.
Do you still believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, or the Great Pumpkin?
I seriously hope to God that you don't, but at the same time, I honestly would not be surprised you'd still believe in Santa at the tender young age of 36.
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You're running out of time to announce your candidacy for the 2020 election.
You're running out of time to announce your candidacy for the 2020 election.
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Did you like my picture TJ? I made it just for you!
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Unaware what picture you are referring to, so I cannot honestly say.
I had already decided I shall not, after all, be running this time... Far too many are already announced candidates, & personally, I prefer to be victorious when beating the other parties' candidates (&/or the person currently holding the office) would actually require more brain cells than can be counted on 1 hand.
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Too hard to scroll to the top of the page? Here, I'll repost it.
So because victory is not assured, you won't even try? Where's the go getter attitude we've come to expect from the man who insists he'll get his thread taken down with no plan or even clue how?
"personally, I prefer to be victorious when beating the other parties' candidates would actually require more brain cells than can be counted on 1 hand."
I've taken your parenthetical out of what I just quoted, but even with it in, this is not a properly formed sentence, Teej.
That said, ill formed as it is, you do seem to be making the statement that defeating your opponents would take more than five braincells, with the accidental implication that you don't possess that many.
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I do recall you saying the major parties would abandon their existing candidates and give you the nomination. Do you think that is still the way it would have gone down?
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Hey man Teej is too busy writing the best erotica the world has ever seen. It's too bad nobody alive can understand his art.
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Thankfully, this thread will preserve everything he writes for future generations. We're doing him such a favor.Hey man Teej is too busy writing the best erotica the world has ever seen. It's too bad nobody alive can understand his art.
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1] @LoverofPi: Don't like the picture, & you did NOT make it "just" for me, or even a little bit for me. Also, it is a properly-formed sentence (despite the claim otherwise by someone who refuses to properly use a hyphen in either of 2 instances). Thirdly, the inference of the meaning was made by you, & the implication you claim was not made by me at all.
2] @ChurchOfGodBear, likely one would have, not both. However, if not, I would have followed in the footsteps of the candidates who were elected from the Whig Party despite it since having been dissolved for quite some time.
3] @RogerSpanderbilt, many living people understand my art when I create it. However, in addition to my work, one of the perhaps millions-or-more things most members here are unable to understand is quality art (or a quality product of any type) takes a great deal of time. (Among the other things you fail to understand is I have not bitten anyone nor even attempted to write any erotica in quite some time.)
4] @ChurchOfGodBear, the first of the two sentences will likely prove untrue, & regardless, they contradict each other.
2] @ChurchOfGodBear, likely one would have, not both. However, if not, I would have followed in the footsteps of the candidates who were elected from the Whig Party despite it since having been dissolved for quite some time.
3] @RogerSpanderbilt, many living people understand my art when I create it. However, in addition to my work, one of the perhaps millions-or-more things most members here are unable to understand is quality art (or a quality product of any type) takes a great deal of time. (Among the other things you fail to understand is I have not bitten anyone nor even attempted to write any erotica in quite some time.)
4] @ChurchOfGodBear, the first of the two sentences will likely prove untrue, & regardless, they contradict each other.
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I didn't make the picture, Teej. I know I've commented on this before, but your reading comprehension and information processing capabilities are piss poor.
Well, no, it's not, because it's written in such a way as to omit either necessary verbs, punctuation, or indeed both. Following up from a previous comment of mine, I see you are fully invested in asinine typographical nitpicking. This has not historically worked out for you, but it is good to see you stick to your guns. And to directly address your accusation, a hyphen is not required at any point in my own sentence. Hyphens are used to aid comprehension where needed. They are not a requirement, and it is better to err on the side of not using them than over using them, as you are wont to do.
Given I said it was an accidental implication, I'm not sure what you're objecting to here. Perhaps simply the idea of being even remotely at fault for anything, which would fit that ol' TJ Church Modus Operandi.
Oh, do tell, which party would have abandoned their candidate to endorse your bid, Teejypoo?
Name any. Seriously, I'm morbidly curious.
This is not inherently true. Sometimes true art can be spontaneous and the work of a moment.
You don't need parentheses for an entire sentence, Teej. But thank you for reaffirming that you used to bite people and attempted and failed to write erotica. It's nice to have that again for the record.
Unless being remembered is not doing you a favor, then the two do not contradict. Seriously, though, Teej, when you die, it's most likely that the farms will be your one true monument. I guess it depends if the thread on Chyoo is still up or not.
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Do you know how the internet works? Deleting a thread on a forum doesn't delete everything you've said. Actually, archive.org has your thread as a record. So you'll need to go after Literotica, CHYOO, various wrestling forums, porn site comments, and many others before you can even start to begin to erase the bullshit you've spewed online. I know you're unemployed, so that can now be your full-time job!
Hooray!
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Teej you've certainly bitten my heart. Kinda like those kids. And yes the picture was made just for you, I put 5 minutes of work into it. It was inspired by your wonderful abstract erotica!
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Well it'll be some time until somebody will be born with enough extra chromosomes to understand itHey man Teej is too busy writing the best erotica the world has ever seen. It's too bad nobody alive can understand his art.
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@Cowlick is one of the few lolcows I know of who could probably fail the mirror test.