Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh]

Well, gents today is the big day. Will this be the day the good lord calls Jack home?

The wendigo's last feast happens today, expect casualties.

 

[John Carmack]

"life chat" lol

got nothing to do so i'll take a stab at this

0:41: awkward throat clearing
1:50: "so everyone's been talking about burger wars." lol sorry jack but no one's talking about burger wars
2:55: "one of us had to go to the hospital and you'll see on one of the burger wars episodes who it was and why." hmmmm i'm gonna take a wild guess and say it was jack
4:18: sneeze
5:40: jack says he penalized certain places if they didn't have milkshakes. much like how he did the same on his bbq tour when places didn't have certain sides.
6:06: jack talks about how there were some burger places that had amazing food but got "big fat zeros" because they didn't have shakes. awesome scoring system you got there jack
7:00: more throat clearing
9:05: "a lot of you think i have a crew of people." lols no jack we know its 100% you shoving your camera in people's faces while they eat
13:55: jack talks about how he's been dealing with a great deal of foot pain lately but that tammy bought him some magical shoe inserts that suddenly got rid of all the pain. says he'll do a video on it
18:30: jack starts giving fishing advice. oh please
19:10: "one of our goals on fish hook is to get more women involved." i think jack and charles should actually post some fishing videos first. that channel is basically jack on the go 2.0
27:10: "we're gonna do a gross recipe contest." jack wants people to send him gross recipes but they have to be delicious. say what?
36:26: jack gets into his usual BS about how if you have anything to say you can reach him on social media. "i read all your comments, well some of you i have to ban."

10:29 "I don't use boobie maker"

 

[Adamska]

Well, gents today is the big day. Will this be the day the good lord calls Jack home?

Sadly probably not, given they went to the hospital earlier this week.

As for Burger Wars, Stroked-Out Jack probably added in fries and shakes as a way to subtly shit on restaurants that offend him due to him being a petty asshole. Plus he's a gluttonous goober obsessed with food, so of course he'd be pissed if he didn't have his salty fries with his burger. In reality these are the only qualifiers that matter:

• Bun quality
• Meat quality
• Topping variety
• Topping quality
• Appearance
• Value
• Overall Flavor

All with explanations on why in this case by the way.

Hilariously a better idea for "Burger Wars" that got brought up in a group I was on is to do a big Youtuber cook-off where each entrant makes a burger of their choice with the following requirements:

• Must have a ground meat
• Must have a bun
• Must have some form of cheese
• Must have at least two toppings
• Must have a side order

You'd have hilarity and the potential for YT Red out of this one.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Does anybody know what this is about?

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Does anybody know what this is about?

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[Archie_Kimkicker]

lmao what a fucking treasure trove of classic Jack.

>makes open spectacle of himself on the "bad" side of town
>triggered by Obama poster sighting inside the premises
>chimps out at his friend for eating gravy the wrong way (both these faggots are using forks, might as well mop with a fucking cornhusk broom)
>smears butter on the waffles like a crack dealer smearing his cum on the face of a girl who can't pay for her fix
>gets way too turned on by pouring the fucking syrup....jesus christ he ruins all the "work" he did with the butter
>dissects the chicken in a way reminiscent of autistic japanese medical porn with closeups/interior shots of body cavities
>far more dynamic emotional affect when he is in the company of other men

 

[Damaged Goods]

autistic japanese medical porn

lolwut

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

lolwut

Slightly off-topic, but for educational purposes: https://xhamster.com/videos/insertion-of-semen-with-syringe-into-uterus-8045509

 

[Damaged Goods]

Slightly off-topic, but for educational purposes: https://xhamster.com/videos/insertion-of-semen-with-syringe-into-uterus-8045509

Thanks for letting me know that this exists, even though my self-preservation instincts prevent me from clicking on the link after reading the url

 

[Jersey Devil]

You know, in the modern age of "microaggressions" and people getting called out for random shit, it's almost refreshing to watch some old-fashioned racism from an out-of-touch religious white guy. Between this and the Korean barbecue episode, Jack Scalfani is an SJW wet dream.

 

[Aaway]

oh man this is a classic jack gem

nothing like a guy from suburban orange county going to LA and pretending to get chased in the street. also, lol @ his friend saying "check your wallet" once they arrive at the restaurant and claiming that the obama poster is making him second guess eating there.

not sure what that comment about him saying the n-word is referring to though

 

[CabbageMan]

Jack is what I imagine DSP will look like in ten years. Gout ridden fat sacks of shit waiting for death by coronary.

That said, holy shit at the Roscoe's vid. I'm surprised he didn't get shot.

 

[Bassomatic]

Jack is what I imagine DSP will look like in ten years. Gout ridden fat sacks of shit waiting for death by coronary.

That said, holy shit at the Roscoe's vid. I'm surprised he didn't get shot.

Bugged Keto dude, I didn't fail the diet, I never failed the diet.

Jack at least has a pay pig (and I mean pig in all it's fashions) in his wife while DSP has to fund his wife plus himself. Jack has a stable roof over his head and unlimited junk food budget for his "brand" out of Tammy, DSP on the other hand, well ... "snorts in begging" Granted we might see it change after the next stroke and Jack's medical bills start coming up.

 

[JackDavis]

oh man this is a classic jack gem

nothing like a guy from suburban orange county going to LA and pretending to get chased in the street. also, lol @ his friend saying "check your wallet" once they arrive at the restaurant and claiming that the obama poster is making him second guess eating there.

not sure what that comment about him saying the n-word is referring to though

Makes me nostalgic of the days when Jack used to be able to run. Now he has to use a scooter at Sam's Club.

Edit: Ahhh... Remember when he was able to hold his other hand under his mouth in case food somehow fell out? Then use that same hand to cover his mouth while chewing and talking at the same time? Those were the days.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Never seen him run that fast before or for that long

 

[DuckSucker]

27:10: "we're gonna do a gross recipe contest." jack wants people to send him gross recipes but they have to be delicious. say what?

Submit Aunt Myrna's Party Salad somebody. And Simply Sara's Macaroni Salad. Theyre disgusting and Jack would love them.

Actually he'll probably fuck each one of them up somehow anyway.

 

[MarineN*423543]

Pre-stroke Jack doing his best impression of what will soon be three-stroke Jack.

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is like moving blob but even more stupid looking

 

[Aaway]

jack was pretty openly racist in the early JOTG days but he's definitely toned it down in recent years. his famous kbbq video from a few years back is the last JOTG video where i can remember him making racist remarks on camera

here's another classic jack moment where he compares the line at a mexican restaurant to the unemployment line. lady in front hears him for sure

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Jack clings to that status a little too hard. Throw him in a lineup of mixed browns and not many people are going to choose him when they're told one doesn't belong.

 

[JackDavis]

here's another classic jack moment where he compares the line at a mexican restaurant to the unemployment line. lady in front hears him for sure

LOL holy shit Jack... This isn't playful harmless racism, this is legit racism. Something about being with that guy with the soulpatch and glasses really brings out the racist in Jack. He really feels comfortable talking shit about black people with him around.