DeviantArt Horrors

[MysticMisty]

Oh man, this guy
http://houseoffrancis.deviantart.com
My friend was looking him up today.
He has an original restaurant (do not steal) called Agustin Burger and is a pretty poor artist.

I swear I originally read that as Autism Burger. Which really sums up the guy. Also:

Merry Christmasand a Happy new year everyone!

The Christmas presents I have this year are:

1. Super smash bros for Wii U

2. Mario Kart 8 on Wii U

3. The Simpsons season 17 on DVD

4. Go pro Camera

5. White Toon Gloves

6. Stewie and ted white T-Shirt

7. Dual power calculator

8. Portable white board

9. postman Pat - The movie DVD

10. Google Chromecast

and unfortunately, I also couldn't get a new mobile phone (either Samsung Galaxy or iPhone) because my mum says I'm saving it for my birthday which is a load of bullshit. I sure hope you all have a good Christmas.

What a greedy fuck. Hundreds of dollars (or pounds, rather) of Christmas gifts (including a GoPro camera, why I don't know) and he's pissed that his mom didn't get him a phone.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I swear I originally read that as Autism Burger. Which really sums up the guy. Also:

What a greedy fuck. Hundreds of dollars (or pounds, rather) of Christmas gifts (including a GoPro camera, why I don't know) and he's pissed that his mom didn't get him a phone.

Really, the guy should be thankful for what he got (seriously, GoPros aren't cheap). And not act like a baby about the things he didn't get. Also at the fact he got a DVD of the Postman Pat movie.

 

[Shokew]

Spoiler: And now for 3 things that don't mix...

Damn shame this came from the guy responsible for Sonichu Redemption, which I hear is a pretty good takedown on Sonichu...

 

[The Joker]

I like hetalia, but fuck the fandom is strange

http://shadowfollowed.deviantart.com/art/Prussia-x-Autistic-Reader-I-Think-it-s-Cute-503653018

 

[hm yeah]

hey, just cause something's a bizarre mishmash from another dimension, doesn't mean you should go knocking it.

even if it is kinda faggy.

 

[Shokew]

hey, just cause something's a bizarre mishmash from another dimension, doesn't mean you should go knocking it.

even if it is kinda faggy.

If you're talking to me - yeah, I could do a whole lot worse. At least the guy I found this time could actually draw somewhat...

 

[c-no]

Spoiler: And now for 3 things that don't mix...

Damn shame this came from the guy responsible for Sonichu Redemption, which I hear is a pretty good takedown on Sonichu...

One could at least question the guy why he drew this. Even then, it could of been for no reason other than drawing something random. I will say, the way Kratos is on Rainbow Dash, it would give one a different thought in what's he's doing to the horse.

If you're talking to me - yeah, I could do a whole lot worse. At least the guy I found this time could actually draw somewhat...

Could of been worse such as making some creepy fetish drawing involving these characters.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

I will say, the way Kratos is on Rainbow Dash, it would give one a different thought in what's he's doing to the horse.

Not to mention she has that come hither look on her face.

 

[c-no]

Not to mention she has that come hither look on her face.

I looked up the comments this thing gotten and one person literally did say what I thought, paraphrasing "it looks like bestiality" if simply because of Kratos and RD.

 

[Dilbertmann]

I am just reading through that guys profile, that Augustin Burger button though.

Just wondering why the burger itself looks charred.

Oh, I remember this guy. We shat on him in the chat a while ago, lol. Massive toonphile, that guy.

I swear I originally read that as Autism Burger. Which really sums up the guy. Also:

What a greedy fuck. Hundreds of dollars (or pounds, rather) of Christmas gifts (including a GoPro camera, why I don't know) and he's pissed that his mom didn't get him a phone.

Agreed. If he was saving money for a phone on his birthday, he should have kept his mouth shut instead of bawwing about how his mom didn't get him a phone.

Either that or he's a rich bastard.

 

[broxi09]

An assorted collection of 'art':

Spoiler: Spoiler

 

[Dollars2010]

Spoiler: sanic recolours out to get some icecream

Spoiler: kawaii as balls

Spoiler: bitch be trippin' yo

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

An assorted collection of 'art':

Spoiler: Spoiler

It's bad enough that it's bad CGI. But the gay overtones just make me want to retch right now.

Also, Your Highness did the minotaur penis better.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Sooooo...all this bad art makes me wonder...have you guys ever played DeviantArt roulette?

All you have to do is type in the name of a character you like and go through three pages.
If you find anything that is pony, fetish, furry, Sonic, edge, or just poor art you lose and have to post whatever made you lose.
If you make it through three pages you win!
You could always test your luck and try more after that.


EDIT: I forgot...sort by "Newest" for hardmode.

One of my childhood loves: Asterix

Putting his name into DA (searching for "newest") we get...

Spoiler: UGH

Equestria Boys.
Please kill me.

Spoiler: What's wrong with their feet???

And Asterix sort of resembles Beavis from Beavis & Butt-Head.

Spoiler: WTF is dis

Asterixchu??

And searching for "popular all time":

Spoiler: I knew it...

All right. That's enough, I loose. The French are going through a lot currently, no need to keep kicking them, DA, shame on you!

 

[Panzerkampfpony]

Spoiler: your guess is as good as mine

Nazi furries seem like a paradox to me, as if actual Nazis, would in any way, tolerate any sort of sexual deviancy or alternative sub culture.

 

[MysticMisty]

Really, the guy should be thankful for what he got (seriously, GoPros aren't cheap). And not act like a baby about the things he didn't get. Also at the fact he got a DVD of the Postman Pat movie.

I had to look up Postman Pat since I've never heard of it before due to being American, but that's pretty damn funny. Especially since he actually made a list of TV shows he's too old for on his profile.

 

[Count groudon]

Spoiler: sanic recolours out to get some icecream

Spoiler: kawaii as balls

Spoiler: bitch be trippin' yo

The second one looks like it has some kind of intricate hairlip.

 

[100 Whole Bepis]

Sooooo...all this bad art makes me wonder...have you guys ever played DeviantArt roulette?

All you have to do is type in the name of a character you like and go through three pages.
If you find anything that is pony, fetish, furry, Sonic, edge, or just poor art you lose and have to post whatever made you lose.
If you make it through three pages you win!
You could always test your luck and try more after that.


EDIT: I forgot...sort by "Newest" for hardmode.

Okay. Let's try this with something I don't necessarily like, but something so obscure it can't possibly have any of those things. Some dumb movie I watched as a kid. I never see anyone talk about it so it must be pretty unknown...

...OH WHAT THE FUCK. SERIOUSLY?!

Spoiler

Hey, it's better than it was. Diaper art used to exist on this tag. I tried to find it but it seems it's gone now. Still, got two of the Holy Trifecta of dA fetishes: Kaa and inflation.

 

[AnOminous]

Does that apply only to relevant hits related to the actual character? If so I'd win.

The character is Maskull, the protagonist of a classic 1920 SF novel by David Lindsay nobody has ever read. Well, I've met one other person who read it, the person who introduced it to me over 25 years ago. Besides a few edgy horrible OC-looking things, the only relevant hit is actually good.

I'll just link to it because the image itself is pretty big.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Spoiler

Okay, I'm not sure whether this should go in the Smurf Gore thread or in this thread... it's not about torturing sweet pure baby Smurfs though, but - have a look for yourself.

Spoiler

Smurf in Hand (the torture guy):
I like how tiny you made Baby Smurf in size to Grouchy, Sketchette! He looks all the more adorable. I like to experiment with different sized Baby Smurf's compared to the 'grown' ones.

Sometimes I think of an alternate story idea where Baby Smurf doesn't actually 'grow up', that being a 'baby' is a permanent attribute like being a grouch is for grouchy.

We get it. Baby Smurfs are the most adorable little blue critters ever. Because their azure skin is soft like rose petals and their soul is so fragile and beautiful, you should never ever spank them till they sob uncontrollably or pull and squeeze their darling little tails in a rude fashion!