Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Azafran90]

--i started crying and ran out


Ahahahahahahaaa

What? They didn't have a soap dispenser on hand!

 

[XxxwernxxX]

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Unfortunately I go to a lot of comedy shows in NYC, and if this is the woman I'm thinking of, it was a setup for a punchline about straight women. I'll have to check if she was in the Binghamton area recently, but given the "inclusion" in stand-up recently, I'm pretty sure this is what happened.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Sapphy really needs to stop bringing up people's religions and sexualities when referring to them. It's creepy.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

--i started crying and ran out


Ahahahahahahaaa

More like waddle.

 

[Girlycard]

Sapphy really needs to stop bringing up people's religions and sexualities when referring to them. It's creepy.

She acts as if this woman being a Jewish lesbian is relevant somehow. It's almost as if Staph is one of those people who (not so secretly) hates dykes and uses their (fake) identities to demonize them.

 

[Goldbury]

I'm surprised that her account on becomealivinggod.com has mostly been ignored here.

Spoiler: Here's one of her sex fantasies.

Spoiler: And here she is giving a woman tips on how to induce miscarriages.

The post she's answering: Her answer: The link goes to this site

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

 

[Miss Misery]

I'm surprised that her account on becomealivinggod.com has mostly been ignored here.

That might be because the whole board is filled with cows and it's all too overwhelming. : D

Depression or Cursed?

Emotions are not just hormones. Actually there are a lot of other biochemicals involved in it, as well as genetic factors and socio environmental factors too. Where did I do that? You clearly haven’t read my posts properly. Again, people using their presumed knowledge as a wayy to reinforce...

forum.becomealivinggod.com

That one's genius though. Your "ayahuasca shaman" told you to stop taking your antidepressants because it's an MAOI and you'll end up with serotonin syndrome, you stupid satanist fuckheads.

Edit: Oh ho, confirmed - the ghost of Heath Ledger "took her virginity".

Succubus question and thoughts after 2 months

ohhhh I didn’t say that… he took my virginity

forum.becomealivinggod.com

Spoiler: The "Dirty" details...

Edit 2.0:

Spoiler: The Best of Staph on BALG.

I like how she completely fails to mention that he was her ghost husband until he ran away with the ghost of Michael Jackson.

Correction: you have multiple teams of haters who think you're batshit insane.

Dramatic changes so far! WHERE?

Oh come on now, tell them all about your notorious curse!

A demon raped me and Lucifer said I didn't have to summon him anymore!

I'm sorry you feel that way, retard.

 

[cogsworth]

So i looked into Majorie Cameron, turns out she was an actress in the era of black and white film and an occultist/artist in her off time, and likely the inspiration for Stephanies tarded bowlcut

Stephanie, Majorie was a young, ''attractive'' woman who was tricked into a marriage with a complete nutter who thought he summoned her with sex magic and went crazy and tried to kill herself after his death, before forming a cult with the express purpose of fucking black dudes to make mixed raced "moon children" who would serve the Egyptian god Horus.

She was famously racist, like you, and crazy, like you, but she succeeded in shit because for the time she was considered beautiful and she had charisma, which you don't have and never will, you crazed fecal golem.

 

[Meowthkip]

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Man, did you ever miss the boat on Vampire Freaks, Steph. You would have loved it.

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We're just gonna skim over this gem, huh?

She should wear them all at the same time.

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Oh no, an actual LGBT person called you out on trying to squeeze your fat ass into their spaces. How terrible. A bloo bloo.

 

[NoFeline]

Staph trying to find a date reminds me of something in particular...

Spoiler: Just take out the homosexualality, and...

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

I like how she completely fails to mention that he was her ghost husband until he ran away with the ghost of Michael Jackson.

I thought it was Jeffery Dahmer who ran away with the ghost of Michael Jackson?

EDIT:

Dramatic changes so far! WHERE?

Sapphire, please do some behaviour therapy. It'll do wonders for your PTSD and dealing with situations in a healthy way.

 

[marjoram]

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Gee, I don't know, Sap. I think you should put the fact that you're the famous Tumblr celebrity "The Womb Wizard" right up front on your profile. Some potential matches might be uncomfortable with so much attention should you hook up and really, it seems kinda dishonest. "Loud and Proud". right? Own that shit.

 

[Pronoun Party]

I'm surprised that her account on becomealivinggod.com has mostly been ignored here.

Spoiler: Here's one of her sex fantasies.

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Spoiler: And here she is giving a woman tips on how to induce miscarriages.

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Is she just trying to LARP as a sexy woman online, or is she truly this delusional? If her boobs were any droopier they'd be dragging on the floor.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

Have any of y'all ever been in a situation where you were getting hit on by someone you completely weren't interested in being touched by and you felt that uncomfortable gross feeling? She's gonna experience a lot of that if she keeps trying to find orgy participants. And undoubtedly, anyone interested in a satanic orgy would feel that gross feeling once they saw her

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Well I came for the skin picking and stayed for the womb wizardry and ghost fucking.

Was redirected to here by the munchie thread and have spent the last couple of weeks reading. Oh wow what a thread very entertaining.

I decided to give Staph a make over in case she ever decides to live as a true honest woman. Personally I think a dark brown lob with bangs would be quite flattering on her.

Spoiler: makeover

 

[Mr Foster]

Well I came for the skin picking and stayed for the womb wizardry and ghost fucking.

Was redirected to here by the munchie thread and have spent the last couple of weeks reading. Oh wow what a thread very entertaining.

I decided to give Staph a make over in case she ever decides to live as a true honest woman. Personally I think a dark brown lob with bangs would be quite flattering on her.

Spoiler: makeover

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Nothing is flattering on her.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

 

[Ruber]

I'm sure if you're gelatinous body isn't enough of a turn on, Steph, your utter laziness and ungrateful personality will get all those enbies thirsty.

 

[homewayhalf]

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She should say that to the face of a working single mom with two jobs. She is so damn tonedeaf and such a spoiled little shit.