Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

[DoofComoose]

There just needs to be two community managers for each company. Basically, a magnet. Two poles. I call this idea, the faggot magnet.

You see, you have this one community manager attract all the faggots. All the exceptional individual.ed shit you don't give a flying fuck about or shit that annoys you so much you want to slap the people talking to so hard they bleed. You give the faggot magnet these people to listen to. You then tell the faggot magnet to tell them whatever they want to hear. The faggot magnet is just that, a magnet for these people.

Then you have the real account go about its business.

When your game comes out and you didn't do anything the faggot magnet promised, the faggots will come back and complain. You point them in the direction of the faggot magnet to yell and scream. The faggot magnet absorbs all the faggots screaming and goes and says sorry, blah, blah, blah and doesn't mean any of it.

When your next game comes out, you don't do anything they say. Faggots think they're smart. They'll swarm your other community manager, the 'real' one. But you see, you just reverse the poles. The other community manager is now the faggot magnet and the other one is the real one.

You just basically keep doing this forever, because these faggots are dumb as dogshit. And eventually, once they lose all their power and authority and the device is no longer needed you shove it up their ass with your fist, unlubed, telling the entirety of them to go fuck themselves, they can't do shit.

But until that time comes, faggot magnet.



Yeah, she was whining they didn't give money to her. Cunt this is a business. You kill businesses. You're like the Sargon of Akkad of Cultural Critic. Everything that takes your advice or listens to you dies a horrific and embarrassing death.



Chuck Tingle is 100% soyboy guaranteed.

Can you imagine if you told normal people this?

"There's this one thing in a videogame that is super transphobic"

"Is it the main focus of the game?"

"No."

"Is it a part of the game?"

"No."

"...do you play or do or interact with this thing in anyway?"

"Nope."

"What the fuck is it?"

"Oh, its some random poster a graphic designer spent 20 minutes on that's slapped around the slum area. You barely notice it unless you pause and zoom in real close or walk right up to it."

"And everyone wonders why trannies are hated."



Its not like you couldn't mod the game anyway.

You're overestimating normal people. It would go something like this

"There's this one thing in a videogame that is super transphobic"

"Oh shit that's bad"

[Awkward talk about something the normal person doesn't really care about ends]

They'll take it at face value and just accept it. This is the reason SJWs have some power now in the first place. A normal person thinks inequality is bad in the USA so they'll just accept something is bad without context and move on.

 

[The tired cat]

So, apparently Mike Pondsmith stepped out to call out all the offended assholes and defends CDPR. So, how long before SJWs or "gamin journos" try to turn this into something, how CDPR bribed him or the guy is a traitor against his own people or how hes out of touch with the world.

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

It's already happening on ResetEra. Usual shit like he doesn't speak for all minorities, death of the author, etc. Unsurprisingly the worst venom is coming from the same people who use that one camwhore tranny to browbeat CDPR with.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

It's already happening on ResetEra. Usual shit like he doesn't speak for all minorities, death of the author, etc. Unsurprisingly the worst venom is coming from the same people who use that one camwhore tranny to browbeat CDPR with.

Shouldn’t that goddamn rat hole be concerned about other thtings right now, or did they successfully memory-hole the fact that a significant portion of their mods and power users are fucking pedophiles?

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

Shouldn’t that goddamn rat hole be concerned about other thtings right now, or did they successfully memory-hole the fact that a significant portion of their mods and power users are fucking pedophiles?

Ha, what do you think.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Ha, what do you think.

I’ll take that as a yes, considering the only people seemingly able to talk about it are us, Gaf, and Jim. What’re the chances that the shit with Evillore was BS, considering what we know now?

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

So, apparently Mike Pondsmith stepped out to call out all the offended assholes and defends CDPR. So, how long before SJWs or "gamin journos" try to turn this into something, how CDPR bribed him or the guy is a traitor against his own people or how hes out of touch with the world.

Pondsmith basically wrote in the fucking book the idea of rights taken to the extreme as the reason society collapsed.

Must be quite something being a prophet or oracle rather than something you threw in as a kind of quirky way to end the world...

 

[gay]

So, how long before SJWs or "gamin journos" try to turn this into something, how CDPR bribed him or the guy is a traitor against his own people or how hes out of touch with the world.

one person jumped on that train at least.

check out captain weasel in the comments, i'm certain his backpedaling got posted here earlier after he read what Mike wrote.

 

[The tired cat]

one person jumped on that train at least.
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check out captain weasel in the comments, i'm certain his backpedaling got posted here earlier after he read what Mike wrote.

An the ironic part is that Mike himself said how he liked what CDPR did with the Voodoo boys by bringing their entire religion into the game. Same with the animals when he roasted one douche on reddit.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

An the ironic part is that Mike himself said how he liked what CDPR did with the Voodoo boys by bringing their entire religion into the game. Same with the animals when he roasted one douche on reddit.

Because any kind of less than perfect representation of POC is LITERALLY RACIST YOU SCUMBAG.

Never mind the idea that seeing Voodoo as a religion adapted to the realities of cyberization is going to be fascinating as shit, or that, sorry, but their soy soaked utopia isn't going to be as brown as they want. (All the top tier people will be whypipos with the cash to escape).

Or that the reinforcement of Black Gangs is likely to get far far worse in the event of a governmental collapse as there will be no escape route on offer to anyone and the Gangs are going to be the main local government over huge areas.

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It's the same as the Mix It Up poster. "They" want to be represented, so someone in CDPR makes them look as desirable and sexualized as men and women are in advertisements all the fucking time aaaaaaand they scream and fling shit everywhere.

 

[The tired cat]

It's the same as the Mix It Up poster. "They" want to be represented, so someone in CDPR makes them look as desirable and sexualized as men and women are in advertisements all the fucking time aaaaaaand they scream and fling shit everywhere.

Well ofcourse they fling shit, they dont want trans characters to be actually attractive. They want to look like they do, ya know people who less human and more a mix of roadkill and blubber. Which makes me wonder, if they react this way to a simple in game poster, can you imagine how they would treat a trans person who went trough a successful transformation?

 

[Secret Asshole]

I wonder if they're going to bend the knee. The pressure really is mounting and none of these people seem to have any backbone whatsoever.

 

[Ruin]

I wonder if they're going to bend the knee. The pressure really is mounting and none of these people seem to have any backbone whatsoever.

CDPR might but Mike Pondsmith isn't having any of this shit.

Cyberpunk 2020 Creator Mike Pondsmith to Cyberpunk 2077 Detractors: Stop Telling Me What to be Offended By - Niche Gamer

Mike Pondsmith, creator of Cyberpunk 2020 and consultant on Cyberpunk 2077, has struck out at those claiming content within Cyberpunk 2077 is offensive. In case you missed it, several individuals online had taken offense to an in-game advertisement within Cyberpunk 2077 (via the Nvidia website...

nichegamer.com

 

[Cubanodun]

I wonder if they're going to bend the knee. The pressure really is mounting and none of these people seem to have any backbone whatsoever.

They have made a couple of press statements that pretty much can be read as "fuck off"

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Meanwhile, Andrew Alliance of TheShowRadio and the general gamer geek dude is FUCKING STOKED Haitians are in the game. To the point he's pinned his tweet in which he excitedly slaps his chest about "his people" being in the game.

Fucking hilarious.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Meanwhile, Andrew Alliance of TheShowRadio and the general gamer geek dude is FUCKING STOKED Haitians are in the game. To the point he's pinned his tweet in which he excitedly slaps his chest about "his people" being in the game.

Fucking hilarious.

Its all fucking white people. All white people and troons. That's it.

 

[faint horizons]

It's a shock to see how real cultures and real POCs are happy but these retards still don't find it satisfying. Mike Pondsmith is black? Uncle Tom. Haitains being happy they're showing up in a game? Lol, THAT'S ACTUALLY RACIST AND YOU SHOULD FEEL OFFENDED. Trannies who look nice enough to be on an ad? FUCK YOU I'M OFFENDED THAT AN IMAGINARY COMPANY WOULD CATER TO ME AND USE ME AS A SEX OBJECT REEEEE

I'm gonna sit here and watch the game get #1 on Steam. There's no pleasing the rabid lefties. And fuck me if CPDR bends over, cause they're gonna hurt the righties' feefees too.

 

[Goro Majima]

I wonder if they're going to bend the knee.

I doubt it. CDPR knows from whom these attacks come. They already (and certain game journalists too) tried to bully CDPR into getting woke before The Witcher 3 came out but CDPR was having none of it. I think they are well aware that these people are not their actual audience and that not falling on their knees won't negatively impact their sales.

Again, they tried to smear them as racists before Witcher 3 came out and look how much it sold.

 

[Secret Asshole]

I'm always just worried that they'll eventually bend the knee like Western developers. I'm tired of this 'no fun allowed' shit. Let people enjoy T&A, murder and everything. Its fucking pathetic and its getting tiring.

I mean its a poster in a fucking game. The box art. Fuck you. Go fuck yourself and die. I'm tired of this shit. This is the most they have to worry about in their lives? Fuck you cunts. You deserve nothing.

 

[The tired cat]

I doubt it. CDPR knows from whom these attacks come. They already (and certain game journalists too) tried to bully CDPR into getting woke before The Witcher 3 came out but CDPR was having none of it. I think they are well aware that these people are not their actual audience and that not falling on their knees won't negatively impact their sales.

Again, they tried to smear them as racists before Witcher 3 came out and look how much it sold.

Well, let's ask ourselves an interesting question here: We know Witcher 3 sold well and CP77 will also prob sell gangbusters. But! Here's the funny question, with the controversy that Witcher 3 has and now CP77 does, how many pre-orders are gonna be just people wanting to "troll" or "stick it to the SJW's" and don't really care about the game at all. Either way, yes CDPR will make good cash and I'm actually happy for that, but at the same time it does make me wonder how many people are truly excited for a cool Cyberpunk RPG and how many are just buying it as a sort of "TAKE THAT!" statement.