Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

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gobbogobb said:
Building on that you're seeing the first generation of adults who have been 'online' their entire lives. Suddenly cyberpunk isn't as sci-fi as it used to be, and the forest gets lost in the trees.
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I was growing up dreaming about the future. Flying cars, hoverboards, teleportation, space travel, freedom of exploration with a dash of underground hacking. But we got barely self-driving cars, lame scooters, taking your shoes of at the airport, wine aunts posting minions memes and Hyperconnected Whining Network aka Twitter.

I went from technology accelerationist to Henry David Thoreau.

We're global village now. And our village idiots are plentiful.
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
These motherfuckers like her don't understand a single goddamn thing about cyberpunk. All they see is "BODY MODS I'M TOTES A REAL GIRL NOW!" bullshit.

Not the surgery, the nerve grafts, and either losing a limb in one of the Corp Wars, an accident, a faulty corp product, or walking to a shadowclinic and going "Yo, see these fucking guns I can bench press 300 lbs with? Hack those fuckers off and gimme cheap chrome" or worse yet, be in a Gibson novel and go to prison for hard labor working in the fucking mines and end up with blocky fucked up prison muscle mods. They think "I'll be zipping around on my cool surfboard in the total 3D immersive sense-net!" not doing boring fucking work that an AI is too expensive to do, like going through the archive of all the 4chan shitposting looking for the first time someone called the current State Senator of Buttfuckistan a faggot nigger dyke. They don't see the oppressive grind, the rampant poverty, the loss of the franchise, the stripping away of human rights and dignity and think we're at that point now when in a real Cyberpunk Dystopia these people wouldn't make it five fucking minutes.

They talk about transhumanism, about body modification, but they're little more than primitives doing scarification rituals and thinking it makes them enlightened. Fucking cybernetic prosthetics exist right now, I've seen them at the VA, but I don't see any of these fucking Johnny Come Lately faggots like Chelsea "How many dicks can I fit in my Mouth" hacking off an arm to get one that she can slam a cellphone in, hell, add a chip to a RFID system to enter her house, or even have finger-razors like a basic bitch.

No. Because that wouldn't be shiny happy bullshit. That's not the loss of PART of you. That's not "Cool and Quirky", that's dirty and ugly and, well cyberpunk. They don't understand the body horror of the setting, the fact you haven't seen the sun through the smog in 10 years, that the rain is filled with acid and chromium hexaflouride and left-over radiation from the EuroWar. They don't get that you haven't eaten anything but processed shit, usually algea and soy, not because you're a soy chugging faggot who's mouth hangs open, but that's all you and 80% of humanity can afford. They don't understand a single thing about the setting beyond "TOTES BODY MODS AND TRANSHUMANISM AND EVERYONE WINS!" with no conflict on the moral, ethical, physical, social, or cultural fronts.

They're not the cyberpunk, as much as they like to think they are. They're the poseurs, the fucking wage-slave corp-cucks sucking corporate dick who can only get an erection by the light of the neon Corp logo of the corporation they work for. They're not Solos or Netrunners or dataslicers or Samuri. They're the fucking NPC's that get hit by a truck, or they're a Waylon Smithers running at the new doll because they're fucks who think that shitty cyberware that they can afford in their safe chopshops in the NuMall makes them hard core street motherfuckers.

And that's what pisses me off about modern cyberpunk. It's become less Man VS World/Society and more "Gimme cool powers!" like it's fucking X-Men meets Fantasy Island.

Fuck people like her who've been shitting up the Punk scene, the chrome-lit, and all the other dystopia media with their bullshit space communist fantasy bullshit. It's not even aggravating at this point, more just resigned tiredness of people like her shitting up literature, movies, comics, and apparently now video games with their Star Trek Utopia Plus Chrome.

And 90% of them probably never even heard of Cyberpunk 2020 before the game came out, can't tell me what the nanoplague was, and don't know that in the original game you had all of 3 different ways to view the Net and all of them were out of the box. (My favorite was 20's gangster)

Fucking Johnny Come Lately trash-fires.
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MOTHERFUCKER, Diogenes Unironically i want to hear more from you.
 
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So quinn has no actual knowledgue of what Cyber punk entails?
huh, I',m actually surprised how genuinly ignorant she is on one her supposed passions. She's exceeded my expectation of how fucking dumb she is. She saw a dark soul destroying picture of the future, looked at the cool art and thought "me too". She doesnt get trying to escape your humanity is the dumbest thing you can ever try to do. Anyone with a fragement of sanity realizes Cyberpunk is a warning not an invite.

I'd really like to send her a copy of Genocyber and Ad police. Does she have a gift sending option or anything like that? I feel it might help her understand cyberpunk. Geno cyber will really help because its about as subtle as depression quest.

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"The Dark future awaits ms quinn, we look forward to the look on your face when you realize the depths of your error."
 
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Emperor Julian said:
So quinn has no actual knowledgue of what Cyber punk entails?
huh, I'd actually surprised how genuine ignorant she is on one her supposed passions. She's exceeded my expectation of how fucking dumb she is. She saw a dark soul destroying picture of the future, looked at the cool art and thought "me too". She doesnt get trying to escape your humanity is the dumbest thing you can ever try to do. Anyone with a fragement of sanity realizes Cyberpunk is a warning not an invite.

I'd really like to send her a copy of Genocyber and Ad police. Does she have a gift sending option or anything like that? I feel it might help her understand cyberpunk. Geno cyber will really help because its about as subtle as depression quest.

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"The Dark future awaits ms quinn, we look forward to the look on your face when you realize the depths of your error."
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Chelsea is the definition of the casual fan. She shows up with just enough extra interest in a subject to impress the desperate betas involved with it but when pressed immediately reveals her ignorance. And rather than just be fucking humble and admit she doesn't know a lot about it but would love to know more, she screams and cries and spergs out about the mean old nerds asking her questions about the shit she's infiltrating. No one cares if you're not an autist about geeky shit until you start running your mouth as if you are one.

It's one thing to not be as obsessed as other nerds are with a sub-genre of SF like cyberpunk is, it's another to bitch and moan about a video game not conforming to your narrow and unread expectations because you're an unread hack that's in it for attention, money, and dick (rearrange in any order for Blowie).
 
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The narrative in the teaser trailer clearly undercuts the sexualization of the main character. That perfect body is revealed to be an impenetrable cybernetic shell and that lingerie model posed is revealed to be some sort of catatonic episode after some kind of psychotic outburst. She's pretty hot, but she's not really human anymore.

Or is she?

The trailer begins with her eyes opening, and they sure look human. It ends with those eyes closing in anticipation of the masked cybernetic SWAT team member's ridiculously high-caliber bullet putting her out of her misery.

But that bullet never comes. Instead, when next she opens her eyes, we see her with her head shaved, defeminized. At first, it looks like she's a prisoner being transported by the SWAT team member, but when she pulls on her high-tech mask, we realize she's now his partner and they are apparently on their way to a mission. Those beautiful human eyes are replaced with cold green night-vision lenses. As they power up, her dehumanization is complete.

This is why SJW writers are shit. There's no room for irony.
 
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Brain Problems said:
Chelsea is the definition of the casual fan. She shows up with just enough extra interest in a subject to impress the desperate betas involved with it but when pressed immediately reveals her ignorance. And rather than just be fucking humble and admit she doesn't know a lot about it but would love to know more, she screams and cries and spergs out about the mean old nerds asking her questions about the shit she's infiltrating. No one cares if you're not an autist about geeky shit until you start running your mouth as if you are one.

It's one thing to not be as obsessed as other nerds are with a sub-genre of SF like cyberpunk is, it's another to bitch and moan about a video game not conforming to your narrow and unread expectations because you're an unread hack that's in it for attention, money, and dick (rearrange in any order for Blowie).
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Zoe is to Cyberpunk in the way Blink 182 is to punk music.

Yeah, then they call it "gatekeeping" when it's called out. It's really shitty that these people work their way into a fandom then bitch that the fandom needs to change to cater to them or else it's sexist, transphobic, racist, and everything else.

I think it was Bill Burr who said something like, "Men create a cool thing. Women see the cool thing is cool and wants to be a part of the cool thing. Women complain cool thing needs to change to better represent her. Cool thing is no longer cool. Men leave and go out to create a new cool thing."
 
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Drunk and Pour said:
Yeah, then they call it "gatekeeping" when it's called out. It's really shitty that these people work their way into a fandom then bitch that the fandom needs to change to cater to them or else it's sexist, transphobic, racist, and everything else.
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Shitty, thieving whores and garbage people like Chelsea are why gatekeepers are needed. If you let vermin like this into your community you're begging for it to be destroyed.
 
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Drunk and Pour said:
Zoe is to Cyberpunk in the way Blink 182 is to punk music.

Yeah, then they call it "gatekeeping" when it's called out. It's really shitty that these people work their way into a fandom then bitch that the fandom needs to change to cater to them or else it's sexist, transphobic, racist, and everything else.
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When Zoe, or rather Zoe's friends, made SJW approved/produced cyberpunk games over the last couple of years there were probably people that complained that they're bad. But no one tried to strong arm the developers into changing their content, story, characters, hire/fire people or else they would be "offended".

Gatekeeping is happening and it is obvious that the screeching offendatrons wants to be "consulted" on what CDPR can and should do, compensated for their time of course, maybe a designer credit... then they'll let CP2077 pass.
 
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The Gagh Whisperer said:
So, a little dated, but I think I stumbled across her Tokyo connections by accident.

This fine gentleman (Twitter: @TeddyDief)

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has been networking his way into various gaijin friendly Tokyo scenes (fashion, gamedev).

Turns out he worked on Hyperlight Drifter with Zoe, and is deep in the L.A. indie mob.

Going down the Twitter rabbit hole, it looks like the whole L.A. indie clique (Undertale, etc) has some Tokyo connections and gets together there occasionally, around the same time Zoe likes to visit.

Without digging further, because I don't give that much of a fuck, I'm guessing that her "I'm working in Japan" was basically just hanging out with her L.A. scene buddies.
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This guy is basically the Japan arm of the GDC and Digra. All he does is do exactly what Zoe does, do fuck all on one indie game no one has ever heard of. And yet it seems like he's swimming in the cash, who's financing him? Why?

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It's funny seeing her tweets (about Cyberpunk's trans murdering) be posted elsewhere and nobody knows who the fuck it is because she uses that "gerard whey" joke name and even on her profile it's not clear who she is unless you know who the creator of God Mode is. Doesn't even mention being author of Crash Override anymore. These being places that would recognize the name Zoe Quinn otherwise for her famous exploits five years ago.
 
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The Gagh Whisperer said:
So, a little dated, but I think I stumbled across her Tokyo connections by accident.

This fine gentleman (Twitter: @TeddyDief)

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has been networking his way into various gaijin friendly Tokyo scenes (fashion, gamedev).

Turns out he worked on Hyperlight Drifter with Zoe, and is deep in the L.A. indie mob.

Going down the Twitter rabbit hole, it looks like the whole L.A. indie clique (Undertale, etc) has some Tokyo connections and gets together there occasionally, around the same time Zoe likes to visit.

Without digging further, because I don't give that much of a fuck, I'm guessing that her "I'm working in Japan" was basically just hanging out with her L.A. scene buddies.
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The same cuck from page 396 that stroked her ego for hours on his podcast, it's believable. I had to expand the image to confirm that he wasn't wearing JNCO shorts, but an actual skirt. She's also mentioned once that she sort of liked the idea of guys in women's clothes if it looked good on them, but this ain't it chief.

I believe that weird twitter and Chelsea's tumblr crew are all weebs, but it seems oddly convenient that Heart Machine would have japanese trips wasting company cash AND Chelsea getting string breast implants on separate trips. I guess as long as Teddy is flush with cash and in charge of a (small) gaming company, she'd be willing to entertain his fetishes.
 
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Haramburger said:
The same cuck from page 396 that stroked her ego for hours on his podcast, it's believable. I had to expand the image to confirm that he wasn't wearing JNCO shorts, but an actual skirt. She's also mentioned once that she sort of liked the idea of guys in women's clothes if it looked good on them, but this ain't it chief.

I believe that weird twitter and Chelsea's tumblr crew are all weebs, but it seems oddly convenient that Heart Machine would have japanese trips wasting company cash AND Chelsea getting string breast implants on separate trips. I guess as long as Teddy is flush with cash and in charge of a (small) gaming company, she'd be willing to entertain his fetishes.
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Tokyo isn't cheap and unless this guy made a hit game I haven't heard about someone has to be bankrolling his gaudy ass. My bet is on trust-fund baby.
 
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