Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Crunchy Leaf]

I saw a story about a 12 year old actually sick girl who made teddy bear IV bag covers for other sick kids who are in the hospital a lot, so...next munchie trend in six months?

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Lol, Carrie IS Christine M. Carrie is her real name. Agreed about the Sapphire post. I got bored about that same time too.

She also got a brief shout-out during the last livestream (I blacked the name out because it seems like we’re only supposed to “dox” interesting people, here, but of course Null didn’t).

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Lol I'm so slow. I thought this one was Carrie. Agree that she's a bore but I did enjoy the Victorian sperging.

I saw a story about a 12 year old actually sick girl who made teddy bear IV bag covers for other sick kids who are in the hospital a lot, so...next munchie trend in six months?

Idea for a K. Farms etsy store catering to munchies and other exceptional individuals. Could make a mint selling flair for medical equipment and would through in some sapphire inspired gender badges.

 

[Toohottotrot]

I saw a story about a 12 year old actually sick girl who made teddy bear IV bag covers for other sick kids who are in the hospital a lot, so...next munchie trend in six months?

that was my reaction as well to that story

 

[TubeFedLies]

Idea for a K. Farms etsy store catering to munchies and other exceptional individuals. Could make a mint selling flair for medical equipment and would through in some sapphire inspired gender badges

Wonder which of the exceptional individuals we watch will be the first to get themselves the latest trend in sick child fashion.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Tubby got her central line pulled again

Is bloo-blooing about her fake arthritis because admitting it's actually a mix of obesity, sedentary lifestyle, and opioid dependence would suggest her pain is her own fault.

And got herself hospitalized once again. Lord jesus if they pull her GJ tube, too, the fallout will be magnificent.

 

[Ivy Aigy]

Anyone know what happened to Jan? Seems she dropped off the face of the Earth since she got the ole fuck off from Jaq's family after she posted her memorial service debacle.

I'm assuming the Christmas in June (opening amazon wishlist shit) video was filmed after the memorial service but before Jaquie's family gave her the big boot and removed her and paul from SM. From the previous video to that about Harlow she had stated she was staying at judds house for like another week. Honestly they probably just got sick of all her bullshit and wearing out her welcome, Judd didn't seem particularly enthused to have anything to do with her or filming either.

Because of her manic and just batshit insane episodes I wouldn't be surprised if all these weren't filmed over a month ago and she's just now slowly editing/uploading them to safe face and avoid talking about the fallout from Judd and Jaq's fam. She keeps dangling the "I'm going to tell the Jacquie death story, but I need time" as basically a cliffhanger, tbh its probably the only reason anyones still watching.

Lord jesus if they pull her GJ tube, too, the fallout will be magnificent.

lol I wonder if they'll do what they did to Jacquie and pull it without consent, she obviously doesn't need it.

 

[homewayhalf]

I haven't been here long enough...who is Carrie?

Also, I spent some time looking at Sapphire Crimson whatever it's name is. My goodness. I didn't even make it 1/4 of the way through before the gender special, borderline, bullshit bored me. Only Christine Milneaux bored me faster with the borderline circle talk. BPD's are all the same, despite how the ones on IF will try to convince you they're not.

How dare you besmirch the name of the producer of the highest quality rawest tard cum on this site

 

[Munchie_Minder]

Kiwis: FFS if you hate us and you're gonna flounce, gtfo already
Smashms1981: Dear Null...

I literally just laughed out loud at “Dear Null”. Oh dear lol.

I'm assuming the Christmas in June (opening amazon wishlist shit) video was filmed after the memorial service but before Jaquie's family gave her the big boot and removed her and paul from SM. From the previous video to that about Harlow she had stated she was staying at judds house for like another week. Honestly they probably just got sick of all her bullshit and wearing out her welcome, Judd didn't seem particularly enthused to have anything to do with her or filming either.

Because of her manic and just batshit insane episodes I wouldn't be surprised if all these weren't filmed over a month ago and she's just now slowly editing/uploading them to safe face and avoid talking about the fallout from Judd and Jaq's fam. She keeps dangling the "I'm going to tell the Jacquie death story, but I need time" as basically a cliffhanger, tbh its probably the only reason anyones still watching.

I agree that she’s drawing out this Jaq Jaq death for as long as possible to try to keep people on her channel. She better get to it because people will move on. What if she’s so desperate for continued followers and pissed off at Judd that she goes working on a permaban from him by outing Jaquie as a faker, and other munchies? I would maybe pay to see/hear that despite the atrocious editing.

How dare you besmirch the name of the producer of the highest quality rawest tard cum on this site

We weren’t attacking the tard jizz creator; just the boringness of the REPLIES to said content.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

So Ashleigh I gotta ask. Troon, or just ugly?

 

[Sooper Speshul Southerner]

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So Ashleigh I gotta ask. Troon, or just ugly?

What the fuck is that???

Also, is it just me, or do all the fat munchies look the same? I have the hardest time telling them apart. Just look like a bunch of fatties in hospital gowns.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

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So Ashleigh I gotta ask. Troon, or just ugly?

Is that stubble or just bad lighting/potato camera?

My best guess is a tubby man trying to grow his hair out. But man, I don't know.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

What the fuck is that???

Also, is it just me, or do all the fat munchies look the same? I have the hardest time telling them apart. Just look like a bunch of fatties in hospital gowns.

If I knew what the fuck that I was I wouldn't have asked it to clarify.
The fats start to look alike because being enormous wreaks havoc on your hormones and makes your hair move from your scalp to your chin and destroys the markers we use to determine the sex of people..

 

[sunshine]

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So Ashleigh I gotta ask. Troon, or just ugly?

I probably want a good MTF munchie more than anyone, but unfortunately, it seems like this one’s just ugly

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I probably want a good MTF munchie more than anyone, but unfortunately, it seems like this one’s just ugly

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I figured since her Twitter (ashcan1981) had a whole lot of pro-trump sperging but it was worth an ask.

That said...
God DAMN that is an ugly woman.

 

[sunshine]

I figured since her Twitter (ashcan1981) had a whole lot of pro-trump sperging but it was worth an ask.

That said...
God DAMN that is an ugly woman.

Yeah, I was so excited by the possibility I was seeing male-pattern hair loss where I guess there was just... god, a woman who isn’t even 40 yet. Impressive.

Here’s the closest thing to a munchie troon I could find, cuz why not:


Part of the problem is that I’m not a very good hunter, but I think troons are also just too lazy to properly munch out. Hopefully someday.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Yeah, I was so excited by the possibility I was seeing male-pattern hair loss where I guess there was just... god, a woman who isn’t even 40 yet. Impressive.

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Part of the problem is that I’m not a very good hunter, but I think troons are also just too lazy to properly munch out. Hopefully someday.

There was one on the old Lolcow threads, Autumn. He had an AGP smirk to rival Katie Charm. He blatantly munched his way into a port that had no complications even though he claimed Von Willebrand’s Disease (a clotting disorder) and EDS (which delays healing) both of which would have made the surgical site a goddamned mess. But when challenged he DFEd like a coward and hasn’t been seen since.

Edit: I reckon the troon troop get enough pity, asspats, and medical attention from taking hormones and mutilating their genitalia, mixed with the fact that women are much more likely to fake sick while men get their attention seeking out in different ways.

 

[WarpedTourWasFun]

MTF munchie Chloe Jennings-White. She called herself "trans-abled" and would use a wheelchair in public, but go hiking and skiing on the weekends. She also admitted she was intentionally trying to paralyze herself, and was doctor shopping for someone who would surgically sever her spinal cord in the exact place she wanted.
She had a bunch of articles written about her.
Not exactly the same as our munchies, but probably the only MTF munchie I've ever come across.

WATCH: She's Not Disabled, But Wants To Be

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[Yutyrannus]

Susan Grill kicked the bucket? Anyone know what happened?

https://www.facebook.com/trainedandmaintained/posts/2142909869097506 / http://archive.li/Ve7DK

There's some real dramatic posts on the TnM facebook page that predate it. I wonder if she killed herself over internet drama. A lot of the drama originated from her saying service dogs shouldn't do sports, but I've heard drama over her mocking trigger warnings too lmao

 

[Sooper Speshul Southerner]

She also admitted she was intentionally trying to paralyze herself, and was doctor shopping for someone who would surgically sever her spinal cord in the exact place she wanted.

WATCH: She's Not Disabled, But Wants To Be

At first glance, Chloe Jennings-White seems to be living a dream life.The 58-year-old research scientist has a beautiful home in West Bountiful, Utah, a Ph.D in Chemistry and degrees from Cambridge an...

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Are there even doctors out there anywhere that would purposely damage the spinal cord in order to paralyze someone? Or would this be part of treatment for one of her sooper speshul condishuns? Gotta say, I'm kinda disappointed in her munchie dedication. If you want to be paralyzed so bad, throw yourself off a building or in front of a car or something. Go big or STFU.

 

[WarpedTourWasFun]

Are there even doctors out there anywhere that would purposely damage the spinal cord in order to paralyze someone? Or would this be part of treatment for one of her sooper speshul condishuns? Gotta say, I'm kinda disappointed in her munchie dedication. If you want to be paralyzed so bad, throw yourself off a building or in front of a car or something. Go big or STFU.

Oh that article is the tip of the iceberg. She does extreme sports in hopes she'll be injured, and has been in a car accident that she "doesn't know if she caused" or not.

I think the doctor who told her that isn't a Doctor doctor, but more like how Dr. Pepper is a doctor.