Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[RogerSpanderbilt]

My question now is if TJ is active anywhere else but Kiwifarms. I checked out all of the accounts listed on his Lolcow wiki page and all of his sites save his twitter (I don't even want to go through the trouble of getting accepted as a follower to see his autism when I can just tune in nightly here) and his wordpress blog seem defunct.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

My question now is if TJ is active anywhere else but Kiwifarms. I checked out all of the accounts listed on his Lolcow wiki page and all of his sites save his twitter (I don't even want to go through the trouble of getting accepted as a follower to see his autism when I can just tune in nightly here) and his wordpress blog seem defunct.

Unlike those other places, we at the farms TJ it up.

 

[RogerSpanderbilt]

Unlike those other places, we at the farms TJ it up.

It's a privilage exclusive to the farms.

 

[Cowlick]

It's a privilage exclusive to the farms.

Yet you also expand to making fun of me using links to IMDB items & other things that have nothing to do with me... Also, you refuse to let me correct your horrid misspellings, & some (@ChurchOfGodBear , for instance) quote a post & reply to it with things that make it clear they failed to understand the meaning before forming their response.

1] @RogerSpanderbilt , please explain how to be inspired by something that does not exist.

2] @Doctor Stan , I have not even attempted to create erotic anything in quite some time (as referenced in Post #10223). Also, nobody needs to be born with any extra chromosomes to understand most of what I have created... Similar to brain cells, they need only possess more working ones than you, which they shall be when the creation of (again, in the case of brain cells) the first is finished.

 

[ON 190]

Also, nobody needs to be born with any extra chromosomes to understand most of what I have created

I don't think you even know what "born with extra chromosomes" means, bucko.

Similar to brain cells, they need only possess more working ones than you, which they shall be when the creation of (again, in the case of brain cells) the first is finished.

This is an abortion of a "sentence." If you need to use parentheticals to specify the object you have failed.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Yet you also expand to making fun of me using links to IMDB items & other things that have nothing to do with me... Also, you refuse to let me correct your horrid misspellings, & some (@ChurchOfGodBear , for instance) quote a post & reply to it with things that make it clear they failed to understand the meaning before forming their response.

1] @RogerSpanderbilt , please explain how to be inspired by something that does not exist.

2] @Doctor Stan , I have not even attempted to create erotic anything in quite some time (as referenced in Post #10223). Also, nobody needs to be born with any extra chromosomes to understand most of what I have created... Similar to brain cells, they need only possess more working ones than you, which they shall be when the creation of (again, in the case of brain cells) the first is finished.

I don't think you even know what "born with extra chromosomes" means, bucko.

This is an abortion of a "sentence." If you need to use parentheticals to specify the object you have failed.

Oddly, not only does TJ not understand what having an extra chromosome means, he criticizes me for allegedly commenting on posts I don't understand.

TJ, amigo, here's a hint for those who failed science class: having extra chromosomes is not a good thing, and is in no way advantageous to living one's life.

 

[ON 190]

Oddly, not only does TJ not understand what having an extra chromosome means, he criticizes me for allegedly commenting on posts I don't understand.

And this is from the guy who didn't know what "an elephant in the room" means.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

And this is from the guy who didn't know what "an elephant in the room" means.

I haven't forgotten.

Just as an elephant never forgets.

 

[Cowlick]

1] @flossman , I know what being born with extra chromosomes means. Also, I find it ironic you are claiming I don't, as you don't know what being born with a single brain cell means. [Also, your claim regarding abortions (which some likely wish you had been) is wrong, & your claim regarding failure (which you have proven to be many times) is also incorrect, not to mention irrelevant.]

2] @ChurchOfGodBear, I do not recall doing that. However, it is entirely likely I did, as I have little doubt there have been many cases of you not understanding posts (including posts by me, which many reply to in ways that prove they failed to understand the meaning). Also, I notice @flossman claims you didn't know what the phrase means, not that you currently don't know, nor that you forgot. Comparatively, I have little doubt you recall, & see even more reason to compare yourself to elephants, as you likely use your sizable ears to move the air/wind away after it passes through your ears with nothing to stop it between the two.

 

[Syaoran Li]

1] @flossman , I know what being born with extra chromosomes means. Also, I find it ironic you are claiming I don't, as you don't know what being born with a single brain cell means. [Also, your claim regarding abortions (which some likely wish you had been) is wrong, & your claim regarding failure (which you have proven to be many times) is also incorrect, not to mention irrelevant.]

2] @ChurchOfGodBear, I do not recall doing that. However, it is entirely likely I did, as I have little doubt there have been many cases of you not understanding posts (including posts by me, which many reply to in ways that prove they failed to understand the meaning). Also, I notice @flossman claims you didn't know what the phrase means, not that you currently don't know, nor that you forgot. Comparatively, I have little doubt you recall, & see even more reason to compare yourself to elephants, as you likely use your sizable ears to move the air/wind away after it passes through your ears with nothing to stop it between the two.

You're a fucking idiot who talks way too much. If you need to make a long post to give a detailed explanation or opinion about something, I get that.

But you just churn out long posts with big words in an attempt to sound more intelligent than you actually are.

Brevity is the soul of wit. Many people in this thread have explained this to you many times.

Or to put it in a form you can understand more easily...

 

[Watcher]

This guy could've written a university thesis in the amount of time he's wasted posting here

 

[ON 190]

I find it ironic you are claiming I don't, as you don't know what being born with a single brain cell means.

I'll avoid getting into biology and just remind you that your quote isn't ironic. Unless you're going by the Alanis Morissette definition.

[Also, your claim regarding abortions (which some likely wish you had been) is wrong, & your claim regarding failure (which you have proven to be many times) is also incorrect, not to mention irrelevant.]

Why did you feel the need to take a statement that stands on its own and put it in brackets... and then put useless parentheticals in it? You are doing the equivalent of shooting English grammar with a bag full of buckshot.

Also, I notice @flossman claims you didn't know what the phrase means

You're an idiot. He understood I was talking about you and not him. "TJ," as an object, continued through the sentences... because they made sense even after conversation. I'm sorry that you need everything spelled out for you.
Allow me to do so...

And this is from the guy WHOSE NAME IS TIMOTHY J. CHURCH didn't know what "an elephant in the room" means.

Comparatively

Compared to what?

I have little doubt you recall

In the context of your post this means @ChurchOfGodBear does recall what the idiom means.

as you likely use your sizable ears

Body shaming coming from a boy with a swollen head and awful teeth.

as you likely use your sizable ears to move the air/wind away after it passes through your ears with nothing to stop it between the two.

So... he uses his ears to move the air away after it passes through (since, as we all know, elephant ears are that permeable) his ears. I know you're trying to say "air passes between your ears because you have no brain" but you've phrased it in a way that literally implies he uses his large ears to push air away.

When do you get your shunt looked at?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

1] @flossman , I know what being born with extra chromosomes means. Also, I find it ironic you are claiming I don't, as you don't know what being born with a single brain cell means. [Also, your claim regarding abortions (which some likely wish you had been) is wrong, & your claim regarding failure (which you have proven to be many times) is also incorrect, not to mention irrelevant.]

2] @ChurchOfGodBear, I do not recall doing that. However, it is entirely likely I did, as I have little doubt there have been many cases of you not understanding posts (including posts by me, which many reply to in ways that prove they failed to understand the meaning). Also, I notice @flossman claims you didn't know what the phrase means, not that you currently don't know, nor that you forgot. Comparatively, I have little doubt you recall, & see even more reason to compare yourself to elephants, as you likely use your sizable ears to move the air/wind away after it passes through your ears with nothing to stop it between the two.

If you knew what having an extra chromosome meant, then you would not have posted "You don't need to have an extra chromosome to understand..." indicating that having said extra chromosome would aid understanding of anything. It's a handicap both mentally and physically.

Simply saying you understand the expression does you no good, when your usage of the words themselves indicates a lack of comprehension.

 

[Doctor Stan]

Also, nobody needs to be born with any extra chromosomes to understand most of what I have created... Similar to brain cells, they need only possess more working ones than you

I mean, you're the one saying people need more chromosomes than I do to comprehend your writing, and as I don't have any chromosomal disorders related to damaged or deleted ones, that would mean they'd need more chromosomes than I have. Teej, dude, you're literally telling me here people need down's syndrome to understand your writing

This guy could've written a university thesis in the amount of time he's wasted posting here

I think TJ would make a very interesting thesis. Not like, a good one, or even a coherent one, but it would be entertaining

 

[Mr. X]

I know

You really don't.

 

[Mashallah]

I have not even attempted to create erotic anything in quite some time (as referenced in Post #10223). Also, nobody needs to be born with any extra chromosomes to understand most of what I have created... Similar to brain cells, they need only possess more working ones than you, which they shall be when the creation of (again, in the case of brain cells) the first is finished.

Try "I have not even attempted to create anything erotic in quite some time. Also, no one needs extra chromosomes to understand most of what I have created. Similarly to brain cells, one needs only to possess more functional ones than you do."

 

[ADN_VIII]

not all lying is fiction, & only half the statements I made that you reply to the question about are even false. Then, you go on some unrelated nonsense about the regarding of things to be asserted or dismissed without evidence, none of which matters at all, since you have no proof that there exists no evidence of the things you claimed in the same post were fiction &/or lying.

All lying is fiction you paint sniffer. Lie is defined as "an intentionally false statement." Important synonyms are: yarn, story, red herring, fable, myth.

Now let's exercise the atrophied walnut in your skull and find what makes all those synonyms similar. Hint: they're all forms of fiction.

 

[RogerSpanderbilt]

Yet you also expand to making fun of me using links to IMDB items & other things that have nothing to do with me... Also, you refuse to let me correct your horrid misspellings, & some (@ChurchOfGodBear , for instance) quote a post & reply to it with things that make it clear they failed to understand the meaning before forming their response.

1] @RogerSpanderbilt , please explain how to be inspired by something that does not exist.

2] @Doctor Stan , I have not even attempted to create erotic anything in quite some time (as referenced in Post #10223). Also, nobody needs to be born with any extra chromosomes to understand most of what I have created... Similar to brain cells, they need only possess more working ones than you, which they shall be when the creation of (again, in the case of brain cells) the first is finished.

I'm dontknow what youre are talking about. Our speling is perfict here.

 

[ADN_VIII]

not all lying is fiction, & only half the statements I made that you reply to the question about are even false. Then, you go on some unrelated nonsense about the regarding of things to be asserted or dismissed without evidence, none of which matters at all, since you have no proof that there exists no evidence of the things you claimed in the same post were fiction &/or lying.

Also, was this English?

 

[ON 190]

Also, was this English?

Only if pidgin English counts.