🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Chad Nasty]

I can't help but feel sorry for Ralph. It's been a little while since I have listened to his show, and I haven't really followed the drama. Whatever state of mind he was in last night really made me feel sad. I really hope he recovers. I do not get any pleasure of hearing someone crash this hard. Can't say I have anything to compare this with.

Every one of these drama show guys have gotten moderately successful then crashed brilliantly. They become the drama they talk about.

Ralph is just one in a long line before him.

 

[Smarty Pants]

I do not get any pleasure of hearing someone crash this hard.

Maybe you're just not fully aware of how much of a cunt he is.

 

[Sam Losco]

If Gator and Flamer actually do just say fuck it and keep doing their own show, and change the fucking name, that might be the final push needed to see the final epic meltdown, spergout of Ethan Ralph. If Nora leaves him too, oh boy.

 

[BSV]

Maybe you're just not fully aware of how much of a cunt he is.

Maybe not, but he sounded like the heroin retort. Can't imagine he have done something that bad. But listening to someone like that makes me feel sorry for the person even if it was satan himself.

 

[Saint Regret]

Ralph is a beaten animal, the bovine he is is beaten to submission and in the cockles of my heart I feel bad watching this incompetent wildebeest get shot at by /cow/boy hunters and brought back here for preservation. It's called the farms because half-dead domesticated animals get brought here to be milked of their content and whatever lasting meaning they may have.

This is the darkest story arc I've seen yet, surpassing the Miami domestic abuse case, Sharpshooter Alex and even the initial prison sentence. I'm sitting here in my cozy room watching a mans life fall to pieces in real time. He's hurting the beta piggies that follow him like Flamer (follow him out of past admiration and fear) His wife is probably leaving him, his mother is dying, his students are becoming the master and dethroning him from his gunt throne with gator having one of the hottest shows without Ralph. Yet I still laugh and smile, reveling in this black pool of information getting thrown at me in hyper speed.

We are dead gentlemen, but not as dead as Ethan Ralph.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe you're just not fully aware of how much of a cunt he is.

 

[Superman93]

But listening to someone like that makes me feel sorry for the person

Nah. Ralph is a sperg lol

He's obviously bottoming out. He's so drunk all the time that he's now literally incapable of even the functional level he used to have while drunk all the time.

Where the fuck is his wife? I would imagine your significant other would stop you from being in a sorry state like this

 

[Saint Regret]

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[Freeman]

makes me feel sorry for the person even if it was satan himself.

I find it hard to sympathize with someone who'd be trying to wring every cent he could out of this if it were someone else. If Carl or Donga were in this situation Ralph would have no qualms about laughing at 'em as the superchats rolled in.

 

[No Pact]

People can feel bad for Ralph if they want. I, however am way to aware of how incomprehensibly selfish and meanspirited he is. If someone else was going through the same thing instead of him he'd be doing his dolphin laugh and report on it gleefully. His worst trait however is his immense and undeserved ego. He reacts almost violently angry towards people trying to give him advice because it implies that he's not as great and infallible as he thinks he is.

 

[Trig.Point]

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Here's what I don't get about Cog, the most viewed video on his channel is a mirror of the Killstream when Mundane Matt melted down, something he had nothing to do with. What type of guy puts someone else's content so prominently on display and then starts whinging about him?. It seems a bit like MarzGurl behavior.

 

[Gangster Talk]

People can feel bad for Ralph if they want. I, however am way to aware of how incomprehensibly selfish and meanspirited he is. If someone else was going through the same thing instead of him he'd be doing his dolphin laugh and report on it gleefully. His worst trait however is his immense and undeserved ego. He reacts almost violently angry towards people trying to give him advice because it implies that he's not as great and infallible as he thinks he is.

It's almost biblical. He's given a full year of fame and wealth publicly humiliating people and capitalizing on other people's misery, only to find himself completely alone the next year when he's become a worse spectacle than anyone before him

Somebody's sending you a message, Ralph. Turn that gunt to Christ.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

It's also somewhat disingenuous to say that "Ralph's drinking is what killed his show"

Part of what killed the show was Ralph misreading the audience watching Knoxville, who were following the streams to laugh with "wow, Tonka was scared of and ducking this dumb twink," as thinking that people were watching for him.
Part of what killed the show was him coming out of Knoxville trying to set up a national Youtuber MMA league.
Part of what killed the show was him being unable to handle the banter about his weight.
Part of what killed the show was him swtiching back and forth from "you are my bestie" to "you are a pedo and need to die" with CRP, Zoom, and Null.
Part of what killed the show was him lying about the status of his co-hosts.
Part of what killed the show was him shielding Andy, even though Youtube drama is what made his show.
Part of what killed the show wass his blatant attempt to abandon the format that had brought his success in order to become an IRL streamer.
Part of what killed the show was it being the Jussie Smollet hour for two weeks.
Part of what killed the show was the fawning over a 14 year old.

Of course Ralph's alcoholism had a hand in him making some bad choices. But enough obliviously terrible decisions have been made that you can hope that Ralph gets some professional help for his problem and still laugh at the disaster this became, because most of us all saw this coming. As someone who listened to show, Ralph being drunk 24/7 is sad, and I hope he doesn't meet an early death, although at this rate that increasingly looks to be in the cards. But I still this it will be funny if the final Killstream is its drunken host trying to set up OBS for 40 minutes, only to be hijacked and cucked by someone else.

 

[A Logging Company]

What ultimatly killed the show was it got boring. What's funny to me is Ralph at any point could have gone back to his IBS roots and done what he did in the past, which was to find a passionate activist and allow callers to go against them.

 

[Null]

What ultimatly killed the show was it got boring. What's funny to me is Ralph at any point could have gone back to his IBS roots and done what he did in the past, which was to find a passionate activist and allow callers to go against them.

Losing YT is the beginning of the end. I don't exactly know why it was, but it was. It was weird how at the very end of being on YT it felt like he had some sort of cosmic force and could just compel people who you'd imagine would have better shit to do to come on his show.

I even remember a time I spent like 8 hours straight with Ralph and Norah covering the Kavanaugh hearing with thousands of viewers and it was a lot of fun.

 

[BrainProlapse]

Here's what I don't get about Cog, the most viewed video on his channel is a mirror of the Killstream when Mundane Matt melted down, something he had nothing to do with. What type of guy puts someone else's content so prominently on display and then starts whinging about him?. It seems a bit like MarzGurl behavior.

Even bottom feeders have parasites.

Cog is pathetic in ways that even the Gunt isn't. The only reason he doesn't have a thread is he is so utterly dull and repetitive no-one who has the 80iq needed to type up a thread could bear to watch him.

Losing YT is the beginning of the end. I don't exactly know why it was, but it was. It was weird how at the very end of being on YT it felt like he had some sort of cosmic force and could just compel people who you'd imagine would have better shit to do to come on his show.

I think the YT ban sounded the death knell because people are creatures of habit. They open their subscriptions Monday through Friday and watch the show; consistency really helps to get people coming back.

-Changing sites so frequently
-Breaking the five shows a week consistency
-Doing gay IRL shit outside of special events like the Donga fight
-Bringing on degenerates like Zoom against audience wishes

People want the comfortable and reliable from their daily content. Stream more often Dear Feeder

 

[Lord Akira]

Losing YT is the beginning of the end. I don't exactly know why it was, but it was.

It was the "beginning" of the end because they lost the ability to broadcast from the biggest platform outside of traditional media, but still, he managed to retain a big chunk of his audience after he bounced around. I think Knoxville signaled the real downfall because that's when all the fuckery kicked into high gear and when both Ralph and Andy lost the plot of what the audience wanted entirely. Not to mention Knoxville was the origin of the Gunt meme, which I've never seen a meme have such a profound negative effect on one person's psyche before.

 

[Libtard-Wrecking Krogoth]

Not to mention Knoxville was the origin of the Gunt meme, which I've never seen a meme have such a profound negative effect on one person's psyche before.

i just realized i'm going to be in a nursing home and still thinking "well, at least i don't eat cheeseburgers out of a dumpster."

 

[GnomeofDoc]

I even remember a time I spent like 8 hours straight with Ralph and Norah covering the Kavanaugh hearing with thousands of viewers and it was a lot of fun.

That was an amazing stream, I remember it quite well do to having a really boring day at work and it helped out with that.

 

[verissimus]

All Ralph had to do was listen to Jim.