Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Zero fks to give]

oh man this is a classic jack gem

nothing like a guy from suburban orange county going to LA and pretending to get chased in the street. also, lol @ his friend saying "check your wallet" once they arrive at the restaurant and claiming that the obama poster is making him second guess eating there.

not sure what that comment about him saying the n-word is referring to though

I didn't hear the n word either but wtf is the remark about the waitress at 2:05, "I think her name is Roscoe".

I guess he's always done that giggle then cover your mouth like a school girl thing. I'm guessing he's the bottom in the Fish Hook relationship.

I'm trying to find it. It's so hard to watch all his blabbering twice tho

I had heard him wrong. I used caption and what he actually blurted out, in the middle of pitching the paid subscriptions, was, "Oh like I've got 410,000 subscribers I'm so blessed..".

Jack, if you want people to stop calling you gay, maybe stop going out on dinner dates with men and "dressing up" while doing them. Doubly so when you wear a hat that screams "I want you inside me" like that shit.

My brothers BF asked me why I was watching a fat fuck on the DL stuff his face..

 

[AnOminous]

It honestly couldn't be happening to a better person.

It literally couldn't, because if Jack were even a slightly better person, this wouldn't be happening to him.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

not sure what that comment about him saying the n-word is referring to though

I didn't hear the n word either

I have long assumed that these types of comments are made in an effort to achieve one of two things:

1. To trick a normie viewer that might have stumbled across the video into watching something monotonous with no dividend; and
2. to troll the creator and their followers.

 

[Aaway]

i go on babish's website and see he's listed every recipe he's made on his channel along with step by step directions

meanwhile, jack doesn't post any of his recipes anywhere online. not in the description of his videos or on his website. just do us all a favor and quit youtube jack. go out and get a real job. even with his dead arm he could get a job as a greeter at wal-mart or something and i bet he'd make more doing that than he does with his cooking show that averages 5k views per video

 

[Adamska]

i go on babish's website and see he's listed every recipe he's made on his channel along with step by step directions

meanwhile, jack doesn't post any of his recipes anywhere online. not in the description of his videos or on his website. just do us all a favor and quit youtube jack. go out and get a real job. even with his dead arm he could get a job as a greeter at wal-mart or something and i bet he'd make more doing that than he does with his cooking show that averages 5k views per video

Of course Fat Jack won't put out those recipes anywhere; he steals them (and the thumbnails sometimes) and he knows that people are aware that he does. I believe he used to do this, but stopped when this became a regular occurrence.

I'd riff on the Casserole video but I'm prepping my lunch right now and I don't want that ruined by a dairy hell.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

meanwhile, jack doesn't post any of his recipes anywhere online.

I like how the video opens on the largest bucket of sour cream I've ever seen in my life, but then he's never shown using it in the recipe.
"Lazy man" my ass, it's basically just an oven-baked omelette with 10 times the cheese, you could accomplish the same results with a skillet, but of course that may require two functioning arms...

 

[Gladatha]

i go on babish's website and see he's listed every recipe he's made on his channel along with step by step directions

meanwhile, jack doesn't post any of his recipes anywhere online. not in the description of his videos or on his website. just do us all a favor and quit youtube jack. go out and get a real job. even with his dead arm he could get a job as a greeter at wal-mart or something and i bet he'd make more doing that than he does with his cooking show that averages 5k views per video

I love Babish's website! I've been able to follow his clear, step by step directions with accurate quantities to great effect.

I've made his boeuf bourguignon, pan cubanos and pasta aglio e olio. Best part is, if I get stuck, I can either watch the video or check his blog.

Here is the boeuf bourguignon and it was definitely challenging but worth it!

 

[Aaway]

Of course Fat Jack won't put out those recipes anywhere; he steals them (and the thumbnails sometimes) and he knows that people are aware that he does. I believe he used to do this, but stopped when this became a regular occurrence.

I'd riff on the Casserole video but I'm prepping my lunch right now and I don't want that ruined by a dairy hell.

yeah he definitely used to post his recipes online (in his video descriptions and website)

so you're most likely right about him stopping because he knows people have caught on to the fact that he steals them and has probably gotten in trouble for it

 

[AnOminous]

even with his dead arm he could get a job as a greeter at wal-mart or something and i bet he'd make more doing that than he does with his cooking show that averages 5k views per video

Nobody wants to see Jack when they walk in a store. They'd just walk right back out again.

He couldn't even be a scarecrow.

Because he's fat.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

dont tell jack. he'd fuck it up

 

[Religion is Dead]

dont tell jack. he'd fuck it up

Oh my sweet summer child. He already did that.

How to Make Julia Child's Beef Bourguignon

Jack Scalfani tackles the most famous Julia Child recipe ever. It is the hardest episode he has ever done. Be sure to join the Cooking With Jack Community: h...

youtu.be

Also, in the ongoing Jack Tuesday uploads, here is how he is comparing to Babish.

 

[captkrisma]

Cheesy Chile Relleno Casserole Makes Breakfast Great Again

Roast poblano chiles and Monterey Jack cheese are layered and covered in eggs before getting baked into the perfect breakfast casserole.

www.tastingtable.com

Once again Jack fucks up a recipie by not following the instructions. The green chilies he uses are supposed to be 1. fresh poblano peppers, and 2. roasted prior to lining.

He fucks up the baking process by settling for 350 degrees when the recipie clearly says to steam the eggs at 300 degrees, then raise to 400 and bake for the rest of the way.

Jack also shows salsa in the video and doesn't include it, but its Jack, so we know he'll omit things.

He also says it's "an amazing quick breakfast dish". Sorry, but at 45 min cooking time it's NOT a quick dish.

 

[JackDavis]

i go on babish's website and see he's listed every recipe he's made on his channel along with step by step directions

meanwhile, jack doesn't post any of his recipes anywhere online. not in the description of his videos or on his website.

I loved how in this video, Jack says stuff like "First thing it tells you to do.." "next thing it tells you to do is.."
It? What is "it"? The wendigo inside of you telling you to consume as much fat and cholesterol as possible?

 

[Adamska]

I loved how in this video, Jack says stuff like "First thing it tells you to do.." "next thing it tells you to do is.."
It? What is "it"? The wendigo inside of you telling you to consume as much fat and cholesterol as possible?

In this case, he whoops'd and let slip that he's stealing the recipe that @captkrisma found.

Though in all honesty, at this point I would believe that Jack hears the famine spirits muttering to him at all times given the amount of dead neurons in his head.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Someone should convince Jack to make something fermented, like pickles or sauerkraut. Jack is the Mozart of failure. I’m genuinely curious what’s the worst pathogen he can develop in a jar.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Someone should convince Jack to make something fermented, like pickles or sauerkraut. Jack is the Mozart of failure. I’m genuinely curious what’s the worst pathogen he can develop in a jar.

He's done pickles. He used an entire barrels worth of seasoning for 2 jars and used no vinegar.

 

[Aaway]

i noticed jack hasn't been stealing thumbnails as much as he used to lately

guarantee someone threatened him with legal action

 

[Captain Ahab]

He's done pickles. He used an entire barrels worth of seasoning for 2 jars and used no vinegar.

Looks like Aunt Myrna’s diarrhea in a jar. Nice.

 

[irishAzoth]

Nutritional Facts:
3536 Calories
255g of fat (393% recommended daily allowance)
1452mg of cholestrol (484%)
136g of carbs (48%)

That's for the whole casserole, I'm sure he ate at least 1/4th of it.
What's funny is that his Keto Friendly dish isn't even that low carb. Between the flour, tard cum and sour cream there's a fair bit in it.

I'm confused did he say what type of flour it was in the video? His Stroke slur bunched up a whole set of words that I couldn't understand what he was saying. I mean knowing Jack he had to have used wheat flour and was def using tard cum from a cow

 

[Sev07]

He's done pickles. He used an entire barrels worth of seasoning for 2 jars and used no vinegar.

I swear this man is some kind of S Tier Troll.