DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Prince Lotor]

You know that rant yesterday about his hair and snorting and how he has to snort made think about his most disgusting habit, burping. This dude just lets out belches like a wild animal and there’s just no reason for it, you know he doesn’t act like that in front of other people, it’s just a clear example of how little he respects the people that pay for him to live.

I would imagine that, besides all the carbonated beverages and alcohol, his constant snorting would cause him to belch very frequently. Most times he snorts he then swallows, and every time he does this he is swallowing a gulp of air that he then later has to burp back up in some sort of perpetual disgust generating machine.

snort swallow burp, snort swallow burp, snort swallow snort swallow snort swallow BUUUURP 'Oh my god, excuse me. That came out of nowhere!' No, it didn't Phil. You swallowed 37 gulps of air in the last 15 minutes you fucking wheelchair symbol.

So Phil not only can eliminate his snorting by blowing his nose 1 time before his stream starts, he could also likely eliminate a large portion of his belching.

Aerophagia is the medical term for excessive and repetitive air swallowing. Another possible symptom this might be causing him is Phil farting up a storm in his sleep. . .all because he won't blow his nose
One of the medical treatments listed literally amounts to telling the patient, 'Hey, stop doing that. . .idiot'

Aerophagia: Definition, Treatment, and More

Aerophagia is the medical term used to describe excessive and repetitive air swallowing. Learn the symptoms, causes, and what you can do about it.

www.healthline.com

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Moving Vlogs 2014 - The FINAL Condo Walkthrough!

These are vlogs of Phil and Leanna's move across the country from Connecticut to Washington in June of 2014. This was a HUGE step and change for us and we wa...

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"Let's hope, fingers crossed that we find a reliable renter or my aunt can move in for a year or two..."

Also in the video he remarks on what stuff he is leaving "for the people who rent the place".

From this I gather that his first plan was to rent out the condo. Knowing how lazy Phil is, I guess he expected his parents to do it for him and something didn't work out. If we assume Phil's story is true, he attempted to have one agency rent it out but the idiots there wanted to do business over the phone so Phil dropped them.

His back up plan was to have his aunt move in for a year or two until he got settled in. This is what actually happened.

There is another video from just before or after the move, I don't exactly remember which one, where Phil says he needs to unload the condo as fast as possible because there is no way he will pay mortgage on an empty condo.

The reason he didn't do anything with the condo is simply he did things too fast and didn't plan ahead. He literally looked at places for half a day and bought the third one he saw. He then did whatever he could to move there as fast as possible. If he had contacted a rental company or talked to the bank about options before buying the Wakondo he would have at least had some options. Wasn't John Rambo a realtor? He could have probably helped to find someone to help Phil.

To put in perspective how fast this move happened, he went house hunting in April and was moved in by July.

 

[Salubrious]

You know that rant yesterday about his hair and snorting and how he has to snort made think about his most disgusting habit, burping. This dude just lets out belches like a wild animal and there’s just no reason for it, you know he doesn’t act like that in front of other people, it’s just a clear example of how little he respects the people that pay for him to live.

See, I wouldn't mind him actually snorting and burping (as much) if he made even a passing attempt at hitting the mute button everyone once in a while. Like how radio station mics have a cough button.

The real issue is that DSP is either too lazy to reach for the mic for 1 second and/or doesn't give a fuck about his viewers. How hard is it to go: oh, I have a burp coming on, hit mute button, burp, hit mute button again.

 

[WhiskeyZuluLima]

See, I wouldn't mind him actually snorting and burping (as much) if he made even a passing attempt at hitting the mute button everyone once in a while. Like how radio station mics have a cough button.

The real issue is that DSP is either too lazy to reach for the mic for 1 second and/or doesn't give a fuck about his viewers. How hard is it to go: oh, I have a burp coming on, hit mute button, burp, hit mute button again.

I reckon it has just reached a point of being an unconscious act in most instances. He's aware he makes all these noises, but I don't think he notices as he does them anymore.

 

[Pargon]

I reckon it has just reached a point of being an unconscious act in most instances. He's aware he makes all these noises, but I don't think he notices as he does them anymore.

My question is, and has always been, why belch directly into the microphone and then be all, "oh, goodness, excuse me, where are my manners "? Nigger you know exactly what you're doing and there's about fifteen ways to stifle it or make it less obvious what you're doing and you choose to do none of them. I'd argue that he's always known, that excusing himself is either the bare minimum knee-jerk response ingrained into him by his poorly-parented childhood or just part of the little charge he gets out of disrespecting his audience, and given the eighteen other things he does along the same vein I'm going to play devil's advocate and say the whole thing is just Phil being a fucking sociopath.

 

[Wurstbrot]

I reckon it has just reached a point of being an unconscious act in most instances. He's aware he makes all these noises, but I don't think he notices as he does them anymore.

Are you sure about that?

He enjoys suffering. He has no respect. He is an evil person.

 

[JackDavis]

What kind of adult would move across the country without squaring away their shit before hand?

Phil is an impulsive dude, he has no concept of long term, it's all short term thinking for him. If he wants to move to Seattle, he's moving there NOW. Waiting to sell his condo before going? That would take at least a month, he's not waiting that long. He had a few months left on his BMW lease, he could have waited that out and not have to get another 3 year lease. Nope. He'll figure it out later. Scheduled visits to only 4 houses in 1 day, gotta choose to buy one of them or else it would take longer and cut into his Seattle vacation time.
Need a capture card to finally do direct capture? Nigga we getting 3. Need a headset? Also 3. Can't waste time trying one out, returning it if we don't like it and trying out another. That takes too long. We need 3 now.

 

[SowonNation]

Did this sleazy old man seriously try to guilt-trip his viewers by saying "Please don't talk about money, it's making me depressed because I can't do stuff with my wife"?
Holy shit. Can you believe this guy?

Pretty sure he said that he wants to separate his private life from his online-presence at all cost. Something doesn't add up here, Philbert.
I need to take a sip man, sheesh

 

[Pargon]

Did this sleazy old man seriously try to guilt-trip his viewers by saying "Please don't talk about money, it's making me depressed because I can't do stuff with my wife"?
Holy shit. Can you believe this guy?

Pretty sure he said that he wants to separate his private from his online-presence at all cost. Something doesn't add up here, Philbert.
I need to take a sip man, sheesh

He's always discouraged (or outright quashed) discussion about his finances. He only wants to talk about them entirely on his terms, which amount to, "I want your money, shut up, give it to me and don't ask questions", like he's some kind of 18th century British highwayman. Stand and fucking deliver.

He doesn't want anyone talking about anything he'll need to devote energy to arguing with or "debunking". He wants everyone in his chat to be in lockstep and donating constantly with their mouths closed.

 

[Freshtodeath]

He's said multiple times when he moved he expected his income to stay at its current level while he paid off the move. He's doing okay now but he did have some rough years from 2015-2016. I didn't see the stream but did phil say he should allowed to have food stamps making 100k year? Lol my broke ass cousin needs food stamps not you phil.

 

[James Smith]

I didn't see the stream but did phil say he should allowed to have food stamps making 100k year? Lol my broke ass cousin needs food stamps not you phil.

Keep in mind DSP is actually so stupid he thinks spending all your income (regardless of what you spend it on) should entitle you to a zero dollar tax bill AND all the tax-funded aid that exists and more.

 

[Salubrious]

This motherfucker just got $3K at least, including an unexpected $1K. This overdrafting bullshit should be over now. He should have put most if not all of that entire $3K on one of his credit cards and then switched over all his bills that he could to that card.

Do you think that DSP is so badly in debt that the credit cards have put him on a plan where as he pays off principle his credit limit lowers along with it? I've heard of that before, but I don't know how often that happens and it seems really rare to me.

He said yesterday something to the effect of "unexpected" overdrafts. How the fuck is an overdraft "unexpected"? Why are there random amounts of money being charged to your bank account that you didn't see coming? I can absolutely see this happening once in a while if you just miscalculated something, but DSP said that "it keeps him and Kat up nights" or something to that effect, so he talks about it as if it is a regular occurrence to him.

 

[strandedcastaway]

This motherfucker just got $3K at least, including an unexpected $1K. This overdrafting bullshit should be over now. He should have put most if not all of that entire $3K on one of his credit cards and then switched over all his bills that he could to that card.

Do you think that DSP is so badly in debt that the credit cards have put him on a plan where as he pays off principle his credit limit lowers along with it? I've heard of that before, but I don't know how often that happens and it seems really rare to me.

He said yesterday something to the effect of "unexpected" overdrafts. How the fuck is an overdraft "unexpected"? Why are there random amounts of money being charged to your bank account that you didn't see coming? I can absolutely see this happening once in a while if you just miscalculated something, but DSP said that "it keeps him and Kat up nights" or something to that effect, so he talks about it as if it is a regular occurrence to him.

With your second paragraph, my answer is definitely "no". Phil has debt but he plays it up because he knows the worse the crisis sounds, the more money he'll get. And believe it or not, it works. Repeatedly.

Phil has no clue about how to handle money and no doubt has way overspent, but he's been caught in too many lies for his problems to be as bad as he says they are. He's got a formula of never-ending crises and seems to find people who fall for it every time.

 

[Pargon]

This motherfucker just got $3K at least, including an unexpected $1K. This overdrafting bullshit should be over now. He should have put most if not all of that entire $3K on one of his credit cards and then switched over all his bills that he could to that card.

Do you think that DSP is so badly in debt that the credit cards have put him on a plan where as he pays off principle his credit limit lowers along with it? I've heard of that before, but I don't know how often that happens and it seems really rare to me.

He said yesterday something to the effect of "unexpected" overdrafts. How the fuck is an overdraft "unexpected"? Why are there random amounts of money being charged to your bank account that you didn't see coming? I can absolutely see this happening once in a while if you just miscalculated something, but DSP said that "it keeps him and Kat up nights" or something to that effect, so he talks about it as if it is a regular occurrence to him.

This drama queen shit is disgusting. Finances keeping people up at night is what happens to couples with sick kids. Families relying on one income and the earner suddenly loses their job. People caring for a family member or friend with special needs. Not some fat pasty asshole who at this point refuses to even pay for the things he needs to do his job. I can't stand him feeding people this catastrophic sob story when he doesn't know Thing One about hardship, sacrifice, prudence or self-control, especially when some of the people donating to him do understand those things and out of their naivete that's why they support him. There's nothing about him that makes me hate him more, and when it happens it's a goddamn struggle for me not to ache to see his head caved in with a crowbar.

 

[Meech]

So now stream chat conversations "make him depressed"?

Kat better watch, he might do something drastic. Or start stalking Pandalee.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

@PieceofShet How are you showing twitter images exactly? i have never been able to figure out how to share things like that. Are you just screenshotting then editing in paint or something?

This has nothing to do with phil i'll admit i just really want to know how to do it x-x

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil, if things are really so bad that you can't afford food you can always go to the Salvation Army on your day off and request a food box.

Keep in mind that those dates on the food are "best by" dates. Canned foods are still fine to eat for 3 years past that. You might find a few mealworms in the dried pasta, but they aren't poisonous.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

@PieceofShet How are you showing twitter images exactly? i have never been able to figure out how to share things like that. Are you just screenshotting then editing in paint or something?

This has nothing to do with phil i'll admit i just really want to know how to do it x-x

Thats how I do it, personally.

EDIT: ya sheep-pumper

 

[Pargon]

Phil, if things are really so bad that you can't afford food you can always go to the Salvation Army on your day off and request a food box.

Keep in mind that those dates on the food are "best by" dates. Canned foods are still fine to eat for 3 years past that. You might find a few mealworms in the dried pasta, but they aren't poisonous.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

May his cupboard be ever full of nothing but canned green beans and decade-old pumpkin pie filling.

 

[PieceofShet]

@PieceofShet How are you showing twitter images exactly? i have never been able to figure out how to share things like that. Are you just screenshotting then editing in paint or something?

This has nothing to do with phil i'll admit i just really want to know how to do it x-x

Sorry for offing but...

SHIFT+WINDOWS+S on windows 10, mark the area, then just CTRL+V on twitter or on this forum.

edit: correction