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I would imagine that, besides all the carbonated beverages and alcohol, his constant snorting would cause him to belch very frequently. Most times he snorts he then swallows, and every time he does this he is swallowing a gulp of air that he then later has to burp back up in some sort of perpetual disgust generating machine.You know that rant yesterday about his hair and snorting and how he has to snort made think about his most disgusting habit, burping. This dude just lets out belches like a wild animal and there’s just no reason for it, you know he doesn’t act like that in front of other people, it’s just a clear example of how little he respects the people that pay for him to live.
snort swallow burp, snort swallow burp, snort swallow snort swallow snort swallow BUUUURP 'Oh my god, excuse me. That came out of nowhere!' No, it didn't Phil. You swallowed 37 gulps of air in the last 15 minutes you fucking wheelchair symbol.
So Phil not only can eliminate his snorting by blowing his nose 1 time before his stream starts, he could also likely eliminate a large portion of his belching.
Aerophagia is the medical term for excessive and repetitive air swallowing. Another possible symptom this might be causing him is Phil farting up a storm in his sleep. . .all because he won't blow his nose

One of the medical treatments listed literally amounts to telling the patient, 'Hey, stop doing that. . .idiot'

Aerophagia: Definition, Treatment, and More
Aerophagia is the medical term used to describe excessive and repetitive air swallowing. Learn the symptoms, causes, and what you can do about it.
