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Need to stress again that DSP is not having an actual financial crisis. He is lying to tard cum is fans. Don't try and theorize "where did the $3000 go?", it's not gone, it's in Phil's bank account, he just wants more.
Stalker Sociopath said:
Cans of Pork and BEans and packets of Ramen
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You can tell he's never eaten ramen in his life from that cup noodles DSP tries it.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
He's said multiple times when he moved he expected his income to stay at its current level while he paid off the move. He's doing okay now but he did have some rough years from 2015-2016. I didn't see the stream but did phil say he should allowed to have food stamps making 100k year? Lol my broke ass cousin needs food stamps not you phil.
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The food stamp thing is hilarious. It's something you would put in a Phil parody video and yet here we are. He has become a characacher of himself. The rate we ae going his last stream will be Phil with an evil mustache dressed in a suit and top(or cowboy) hat tying Kat the some railroad tracks.
 
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HerrKlicks said:
Where did his autism about that fucking BBQ/grill come from?
Why does he want that thing so badly all of a sudden?

Hot theory: He already got one and is looking to make the money back so he can flex the grill into his paypig's faces.

:stress: WHY IS MY MEAT BURNED?
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More info? Does he want to buy a grill+outside furnitures for the summer season or something?
 
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More info? Does he want to buy a grill+outside furnitures for the summer season or something?
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Yes, for a few days now he keeps talking about wanting a grill and patio furniture for the back porch so he and his horse wife can grill.
Of course the fans wouldn't even get an instagram post about it, most likely.
 
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HerrKlicks said:
Yes, for a few days now he keeps talking about wanting a grill and patio furniture for the back porch so he and his horse wife can grill.
Of course the fans wouldn't even get an instagram post about it, most likely.
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It would be a senseless purchase that would barely if ever be used, so of course Phil will get it despite being in the midst of his millionth financial crisis in a row. Hey it wil improve his streams as much as the PS4 Pro and TV did.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
I would imagine that, besides all the carbonated beverages and alcohol, his constant snorting would cause him to belch very frequently. Most times he snorts he then swallows, and every time he does this he is swallowing a gulp of air that he then later has to burp back up in some sort of perpetual disgust generating machine.

snort swallow burp, snort swallow burp, snort swallow snort swallow snort swallow BUUUURP 'Oh my god, excuse me. That came out of nowhere!' No, it didn't Phil. You swallowed 37 gulps of air in the last 15 minutes you fucking wheelchair symbol.

So Phil not only can eliminate his snorting by blowing his nose 1 time before his stream starts, he could also likely eliminate a large portion of his belching.

Aerophagia is the medical term for excessive and repetitive air swallowing. Another possible symptom this might be causing him is Phil farting up a storm in his sleep. . .all because he won't blow his nose :story:
One of the medical treatments listed literally amounts to telling the patient, 'Hey, stop doing that. . .idiot' :lit:
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Aerophagia: Definition, Treatment, and More

Aerophagia is the medical term used to describe excessive and repetitive air swallowing. Learn the symptoms, causes, and what you can do about it.
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I think Phil might have some kind of adult version of shaken baby syndrome. Now stick with me on this one- for one reason or another, I like to make fun of Phil by mimicking his snorts with my girl. We're both DSP 'fans' although I'm a much bigger fan than her and we like to make fun of the dumb shit he says or does. Like when something goes wrong we'll say 'nothing I could do d00d' and sometimes I'll throw in a snort.

Tragically, I've gotten quite good at it, and while I can't match the potency or genuine 'cranking a lawn mower' snort that the gout father can achieve, I can let out some big ones. (Rate me exceptional but most, if not all, people can do this. ) One time I let rip such a loud snort at the back of my head kinda vibrated. Almost as if the snorting was making my brain stem vibrate.

So what are the odds, with those juicy rips that Phil lets out every morning, that his own brain jelly isn't being shaken around inside his dome, over time leading to some kind of shaken baby syndrome? Or maybe the shit that the boxers have after years of being pummeled in the ring?

We may never know...
 
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Phil has always wanted a grill and he has never been able to afford one.

In one of his Wakando tours, he is looking out onto the patio and lamenting his inability to purchase a grill. He just doesn't have the funds. He then turns right and shows his hundreds of blu ray discs and even points out that he recently bought the full series of the 1960's Batman TV show that cost over a hundred dollars.
 
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whereicantfollow said:
Really this just makes him look even worse lol. What kind of adult would move across the country without squaring away their shit before hand?
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well actually, this is bigger than that now. the question is, did he always plan to keep paying on the condo? or did he plan on having his aunt pay him monthly a bit of money for it or something, like rent. and if the latter why hasnt he contact remax or some agency to rent it out for him?
 
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Salubrious said:
He said yesterday something to the effect of "unexpected" overdrafts. How the fuck is an overdraft "unexpected"? Why are there random amounts of money being charged to your bank account that you didn't see coming? I can absolutely see this happening once in a while if you just miscalculated something, but DSP said that "it keeps him and Kat up nights" or something to that effect, so he talks about it as if it is a regular occurrence to him.
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He's text-book example of can't handle money. Anyone with an ounce of common sense could compile a monthly expenditure/budget to know what's coming and use historical data to know when it's going to hit; or you know, negotiate a change of payment date. But Phil, he's too busy (laugh) to do anything; he can't negotiate payments, he can't cut back on non-critical expenditures, he can't even check his bank account to see if he has enough money waiting for a bill or for Kat to buy another dozen gamer shirts for him.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Phil has always wanted a grill and he has never been able to afford one.

In one of his Wakando tours, he is looking out onto the patio and lamenting his inability to purchase a grill. He just doesn't have the funds. He then turns right and shows his hundreds of blu ray discs and even points out that he recently bought the full series of the 1960's Batman TV show that cost over a hundred dollars.
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And then he probably sold it for 1/10th what he paid.
"I don't know where the money went from my youtube days dood!"
 
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