Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[JackDavis]

I'm confused did he say what type of flour it was in the video? His Stroke slur bunched up a whole set of words that I couldn't understand what he was saying. I mean knowing Jack he had to have used wheat flour and was def using tard cum from a cow

All he says is "a little bit of flour". He never says how much to use for anything anymore. His videos are purely for profit, there's no instruction in them at all now especially since he stopped copypasting the recipe into the video descriptions.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

His videos are purely for profit, there's no instruction in them at all now especially since he stopped copypasting the recipe into the video descriptions.

The WWE defense - "it's not cooking, it's cooking entertainment".

 

[Gladatha]

All he says is "a little bit of flour". He never says how much to use for anything anymore. His videos are purely for profit, there's no instruction in them at all now especially since he stopped copypasting the recipe into the video descriptions.

Luckily we can just google the recipe and find exactly where he stole it from...

 

[Lousy Cleaning Service]

I bet Jack Jr and his half brother have a Chris and Cole type relationship

 

[Blini Cat]

He's done pickles. He used an entire barrels worth of seasoning for 2 jars and used no vinegar.

You can actually make pickles using a lacto-fermentation method but it certainly does not make overnight pickles. I've made kimchi and sauerkraut this way; it makes some tasty stuff.

That being said, I would love to see Jack try fermenting something. Lacto-fermentation especially can get pretty horrifying if you don't do it correctly.

 

[FemalePresident]

Is he still keeping up with this Keto friendly farce?

And how does he keeps getting fatter?? Oh wait, I know:

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack Throwback

BBQ RIBS

Jack Scalfani shows you how to save money on BBQ Ribs and how to prepare them. Here are some great cooking tips for Ribs. Watch and Subscribe to this channel...

youtu.be

Doesn't remove membrane
He sears his ribs on full flame first. Idiot. It's not a steak.
11:47 You can actually HEAR how tough his ribs are.

 

[FemalePresident]

Jack Throwback

BBQ RIBS

Jack Scalfani shows you how to save money on BBQ Ribs and how to prepare them. Here are some great cooking tips for Ribs. Watch and Subscribe to this channel...

youtu.be

Doesn't remove membrane
He sears his ribs on full flame first. Idiot. It's not a steak.
11:47 You can actually HEAR how tough his ribs are.

What a blast from the past!

These videos where his two arms are functional feel somewhat nostalgic.

 

[Aaway]

NSH baseball cap and jesus t-shirt

jack in his usual JOTG attire

 

[JackDavis]

Is he still keeping up with this Keto friendly farce?

I liked how he said he was excited after eating at this place, and he'll come back to continue eating healthy there... because teriyaki beef and spicy chicken is so healthy for you.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

NSH baseball cap and jesus t-shirt

jack in his usual JOTG attire

Jack really ought to review Matthew 6 and meditate on it for a while.

 

[captkrisma]

I liked how he said he was excited after eating at this place, and he'll come back to continue eating healthy there... because teriyaki beef and spicy chicken is so healthy for you.

Nutritionals | Teriyaki Madness

At Teriyaki Madness, we serve real food, made-to-order, with fresh, high-quality ingredients, that makes you feel like a million bucks and satisfies your craving. We believe you should have a home-cooked meal, even if it’s not cooked in your home.

teriyakimadness.com

Spicy chicken alone is 38g of carbs, over the allocated 25g daily limit for keto. The veggies substituted as a base are racked at 24g.

TL;DR: Jack broke Keto again.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Is he still keeping up with this Keto friendly farce?

And how does he keeps getting fatter?? Oh wait, I know:

Jack must be the kid who gets picked last on Team Jesus

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack must be the kid who gets picked last on Team Jesus

That might be why he’s happened to survive two strokes—not even his lord and saviour wants his fat ass.

 

[Null]

I had no idea this guy was such a lolcow until some random linked me to the Colossal is Crazy video.

 

[Ohlongjohnson]

There is a restaurant in Vegas called the Heart Attack Grill. This place just begging for guys like Jack to come eat there.
Few notes of interest:

1)Customers who weigh 350 or above eat for free
2) The owner of the restraunt hates obese people and considers getting rid of them a service to humanity
3) for the food..well, just look at the menu there's no way jack can refuse it, given his track record

I will point out they do make you sign a waiver, claiming no liability for eating their food, and yes people have died due to heart failure, earning it's name.
But Who knows, maybe this might be the "scare" that Jack needs. Maybe the reputation of it might be the thing that makes him consider his health. But based on what I've seen and read about this guy's blantant disregard his general health, this place is more then happy to speed the process.

 

[Aaway]

i'm surprised jack hasn't eaten there before because i remember he did videos in vegas a few times on JOTG when he lived in CA

that place is perfect for a glutton like jack and he's the type of guy who loves these gimmicky, touristy places

 

[Dave Meltzer]

i'm surprised jack hasn't eaten there before because i remember he did videos in vegas a few times on JOTG when he lived in CA

that place is perfect for a glutton like jack and he's the type of guy who loves these gimmicky, touristy places

Yeah but they make you wear a hospital gown. He is probably too uptight for that and at this point it would hit too close to home. Plus he would probably be salty of missing the 350 lb mark to eat free due to how short he is. "Damn it I look 350!"

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

There is a restaurant in Vegas called the Heart Attack Grill. This place just begging for guys like Jack to come eat there.
Few notes of interest:

1)Customers who weigh 350 or above eat for free
2) The owner of the restraunt hates obese people and considers getting rid of them a service to humanity
3) for the food..well, just look at the menu there's no way jack can refuse it, given his track record

I will point out they do make you sign a waiver, claiming no liability for eating their food, and yes people have died due to heart failure, earning it's name.
But Who knows, maybe this might be the "scare" that Jack needs. Maybe the reputation of it might be the thing that makes him consider his health. But based on what I've seen and read about this guy's blantant disregard his general health, this place is more then happy to speed the process.

This is the most American thing I've ever seen. It makes me deeply uncomfortable and I'm not really sure why

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Have we ever actually seen him play a video game, like for whatever jack~ass reason he filmed himself.
I think being a gamer is something he views as cool, so he just throws it out there, like the rest of his imaginary persona.

There is this, a channel he created three years ago dedicated to vlogging and gaming.