Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

It's appropriate that she's calling these randos insects, as she freaks the fuck out whenever she sees one.
 
Cuckson appears to have an E.E. Bachelors and claims on his LinkedIn he has passed the patent bar. Something is seriously fucked up if he is only pulling in 50K a year. Starting salary for patent attorneys--really shitty ones--is like 80K and goes up from there.

Either Becky is lying or Cuckson is the hugest failure ever.
 
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Cuckson appears to have an E.E. Bachelors and claims on his LinkedIn he has passed the patent bar. Something is seriously fucked up if he is only pulling in 50K a year. Starting salary for patent attorneys--really shitty ones--is like 80K and goes up from there.

Either Becky is lying or Cuckson is the hugest failure ever.
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Probably both.
 
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Cuckson appears to have an E.E. Bachelors and claims on his LinkedIn he has passed the patent bar. Something is seriously fucked up if he is only pulling in 50K a year. Starting salary for patent attorneys--really shitty ones--is like 80K and goes up from there.

Either Becky is lying or Cuckson is the hugest failure ever.
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It's way back in the thread, but the gist of Jackson's academic career is it looked like he kept getting random degrees until mommy told him she'd payed for enough school.

I'm pretty sure he wasn't graduating at the top of his class, his law degree came from a lower tier program and his EE degree (which he bizarrely got after he already had undergrad, grad and law degrees) started at a party school and finished with an online program from a different party school. By the time mommy told Jackypoo he had to get a real job, he was over 30 with no professional experience and a weird academic resume.

After limply failing at getting a job for what seemed like an eternity, I'm guessing mommy put in a call to one of dad's former reports and asked him to let Jack be a file clerk for him. Total shame job.
 
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I'm pretty sure we're your biggest fans, Becky. We're your only real champions, the only ones who'd actually care if your content production came to a permanent close.
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That's not true, Jake Alley might care because he won't be able to try to slide into her DMs and she's one of the few people that haven't muted him.
 
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Such 'dysphoria' http://archive.fo/jn8lg
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Gender dysphoria is a serious problem, please don't make fun of it.
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What strikes me is that even the shittiest sped in the worst market who can pass the patent bar can get 80K. Cuckson is in a good market and has family connections and is making only 50K.
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Just given what we can see from our zoo perspective; something tells me Jackson is incompetent if someone isn't telling him what to do. Go to school, teacher tells you what's expected, he can do it. Becky tells him what she wants, he does it. Someone tells him "Write/Update your resume," and I bet he gets a cow in the headlights look on his face. I refuse to call him a lawyer, because he does not seem to have a drive or killer instinct you'd want from one. But even with that, I don't think he'd know how to do his job. Despite allegedly having his JD; he had to source the steps for a legal name change on Twitter. He couldn't figure that a LEGAL name change, may involve LEGAL paperwork, and may be a function of the local municipalities LEGAL office (AKA Court House). He is literally fucking incompetent (if not actually retarded). If he's not having someone standing over his shoulder and telling him what to do, he couldn't craft a fucking sandwich and starve to death.
 
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PAYPAL
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She thinks she is an "abuser magnet" not because she was openly whoring herself around as a "sub" since she was 15 or younger, but because she claims she was a "really quiet, mousy thing" until grad school.
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ICE
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MAX LANDIS
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"Someone tell me I’ve earned non-Shabbat alcohol today."
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She's still claiming PUNNINGPUNDIT 'released' her nudes when there was no evidence of it and what she ended up talking about was things she posted years ago herself on a forum.
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RRRREEEbecca
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PUNNINGPUNDIT http://archive.li/jQ3Ay
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Looks like she ended up flouncing because of real Jews again.
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Becky vs. Becky
"I mean. I could make aliyah anytime in the last ten years cuz my husband is an Ashkenazi Jewish man. But don’t let facts get in the way of your conspiracy theories." http://archive.fo/0rVMg
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"My husband & I don't count as Jewish under their regulations" http://archive.fo/ZPrlU
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She flounced and supposedly deleted the Twitter app, yet again, and of course announced it for asspats. http://archive.li/l99OR

Edit: :story: She just got back on to sperg out about how hard it is for her to be an attention whoring 'convert' performing a minstrel show on Twitter. http://archive.fo/1zxEo
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"My conversion was clearly a mistake but I can’t un-convert so since I’m fuckinf stuck here I’m going to engage in the Jewish tradition of kvetching & eating to deal w/ this nonsense/"
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