DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pargon]

Phil, a potentially heavy and yard littery appliance, and an HOA.

What could possibly go wrong?

Also, potentially, propane. Phil doesn't have the patience or subtlety for charcoal.

Eyes on the news for a tragic explosion with two fatalities in Renton, lads.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Anyone know?

I don't think he's far enough in the game yet, when can you start that minigame? I seriously doubt he'll do it though unless someone in the chat tells him to do it and exactly how to find it.

Edit: Wait! I didn't realize it was disc one. Skimming through he went there a little after an hour into part 7. His first attempt he laughably bad, only found a single Echo Screen. Then chat told him you can cheat in the version he's playing with the speedup option. He cheesed it with cheats a bunch, looks like.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I don't think he's far enough in the game yet, when can you start that minigame? I seriously doubt he'll do it though unless someone in the chat tells him to do it and exactly how to find it.

I tuned in to one stream where he was in the tutorial. Not sure if he played it any more though, I haven't seen any more but I don't sit in on all of Phil's streams, doubly so when he's doing that god awful "voice acting".

 

[Kheapathic]

I tuned in to one stream where he was in the tutorial. Not sure if he played it any more though, I haven't seen any more but I don't sit in on all of Phil's streams, doubly so when he's doing that god awful "voice acting".

I can't handle him without Tevin, GTG, or someone else talking over him and been that way for over a year now. I tried to go back and watch a TIHYDP without any outside commentary, went to his Drakengard 3 one... I kept telling my computer to shut the fuck up and calling it a fat fucking git from his commentary. That being said, if Tevin isn't restreaming him, I don't watch him.

 

[whereicantfollow]

Why does Phil not just stream 8 hours straight? Like what's the point in having a second stream when all the metrics on his 2nd stream are never that good. Phil has constantly said he's in the worst money situation of his life, but he sticks to his lazy ass schedule. You see guys like Shroud and Ninja going 8-10 hours sometimes and those dudes are millionaires!

 

[Kheapathic]

Why does Phil not just stream 8 hours straight? Like what's the point in having a second stream when all the metrics on his 2nd stream are never that good. Phil has constantly said he's in the worst money situation of his life, but he sticks to his lazy ass schedule. You see guys like Shroud and Ninja going 8-10 hours sometimes and those dudes are millionaires!

*smashes head several times with a hammer before clearing voice*

Because he has a "life."

 

[James Smith]

Why does Phil not just stream 8 hours straight?

Because he refuses to get up at 8 AM and eat breakfast, hang out at home for a few hours, eat lunch, and work for 8 hours until bed. That would be stupid because reasons.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Why does Phil not just stream 8 hours straight? Like what's the point in having a second stream when all the metrics on his 2nd stream are never that good. Phil has constantly said he's in the worst money situation of his life, but he sticks to his lazy ass schedule. You see guys like Shroud and Ninja going 8-10 hours sometimes and those dudes are millionaires!

he has also been known to clock out during raids and cheer wars. Basically autism.

 

[draculapenis]

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He used to be fucking jacked, doods. He maintained a lot of that muscle.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[whereicantfollow]

Wow, Phil is going total camwhore with an Amazon Wishlist now. The e-begging is reaching critical mass.

 

[Pargon]

Wow, Phil is going total camwhore with an Amazon Wishlist now. The e-begging is reaching critical mass.

Link it, plz.

 

[bearsintrees]

Wow, Phil is going total camwhore with an Amazon Wishlist now. The e-begging is reaching critical mass.

I don't think he'll follow through, because it's both totally embarrassing and he's definitely gonna get a lot of shit in the chat for it, and because it takes control of "his money" away from him.

Which do you think Phil would rather have happen? Someone sending him $60 through paypal to buy a game because he's "broke" and then he spends that $60 on his day off on stupid shit, or someone spending $60 on something Phil is so non-committal to playing or using that he put it on a wishlist.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Wow, Phil is going total camwhore with an Amazon Wishlist now. The e-begging is reaching critical mass.

He has brought this up a few times in the past. Pretty sure he even put out a tweet asking people what they thought of the idea.

The idea is to let people see it though, so are there privacy options or will Phil gift us a new thread where we can keep track of the excess garbage fans buy him? That is the only thing that might scare him off, but other then that why not have one at this point?

 

[the khat quaffer]

I can't handle him without Tevin, GTG, or someone else talking over him and been that way for over a year now. I tried to go back and watch a TIHYDP without any outside commentary, went to his Drakengard 3 one... I kept telling my computer to shut the fuck up and calling it a fat fucking git from his commentary. That being said, if Tevin isn't restreaming him, I don't watch him.

I don't know what you're talking about, I can't stand tevin because he literally makes everything take twice as long. Does anyone really have 5+ hours to hear not only pigroach talking but also tevin pausing every 2 minutes to read dumbass donation messages? Plus the audio cues he has for donations are some serious cancer. Something not even pigroach does.

Granted I haven't watched tevin in over a month and only watched 3-4 videos. But they were a terrible experience.

 

[Kheapathic]

I don't know what you're talking about, I can't stand tevin because he literally makes everything take twice as long. Does anyone really have 5+ hours to hear not only pigroach talking but also tevin pausing every 2 minutes to read dumbass donation messages? Plus the audio cues he has for donations are some serious cancer. Something not even pigroach does.

Granted I haven't watched tevin in over a month and only watched 3-4 videos. But they were a terrible experience.

I don't listen to those as much as his re-streams. Just having someone give commentary that isn't Phil makes it tolerable to listen to. I don't really pay attention to the stream as I usually have it on as background noise. Don't know what it is, but when I tried the Drakengard 3 TIHYDP, I was losing patience, with something I could easily turn off.

 

[Pargon]

He has brought this up a few times in the past. Pretty sure he even put out a tweet asking people what they thought of the idea.

The idea is to let people see it though, so are there privacy options or will Phil gift us a new thread where we can keep track of the excess garbage fans buy him? That is the only thing that might scare him off, but other then that why not have one at this point?

Because everything he puts on it he'll be given grief for, and rightfully so. Video games? Buy them yourself, moneybags. Peripherals? Why do you need those, asshole, when you don't use the green screen you've had for years? Housewares? Gadgets? Media? Fuck him, it's all shit he ought to be buying himself. Amazon wishlists are for thots and never once have I seen one that isn't chock full of twaddle they just want but don't want to buy themselves. It'll completely ruin his image of a struggling small businessman when he's got thousands of dollars worth of tot he's begging for on top of daily donations of cash.

I hope he does it.

 

[bearsintrees]

Recent whale and owner of a $100 pier in Phil's Minecraft village, nihilistic_goldfish

[2019-06-19 01:55:55 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: Im 21
[2019-06-20 02:45:58 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: dspcheer300 Hey phil, you ever had any habits or addictions you tried to quit? Im trying to go a week without drinking booze since I drink too much and my family has a history of alcoholism

Phil can really pick em.

Phil replied about eating unhealthy and his depression and drinking too much, like a RIDICULOUS amount, it was out of control. He didn't elaborate. He offered literally no encouragement. Didn't even say "good luck." Garbage.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

"Wife-made chili" for a bitch made manchild

The things he brags about little wifey doing for him are truly bizarre. He loves her days off not because it means he gets to spend more time with her but because she gives his exhausted microwave arm a rest (Uhh I was pushing buttons?!) instead of eating schlawp from schawn's. He could clearly be preparing better food for himself he simply chooses not to then hollers indignantly in chat (is bleeting in chat becoming more common so we have less soundbytes?) that what he makes in comparison is "shit". We've seen her food, Phil and half of it looks like something she scraped off the side of the road.. upping your game to her level wouldn't be difficult you're just a lazy fucker as per usual.

Also his food fixation being the only thing that seems to arouse any actual enthusiam in him makes me think he should have ditched videogames years ago and tried to become some kind of Food Network Adam Richmond ahnline calorific reviewer.. he should have went full bore with DSP Tries It and been lip smACKing around the Americas. Instead he's suffering only able to eat out once a week and score an occasional homecooked meal. What a taxing life.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Also his food fixation being the only thing that seems to arouse any actual enthusiam in him makes me think he should have ditched videogames years ago and tried to become some kind of Food Network Adam Richmond ahnline calorific reviewer.. he should have went full bore with DSP Tries It and been lip smACKing around the Americas. Instead he's suffering only able to eat out once a week and score an occasional homecooked meal. What a taxing life.

He clearly has as much love for food as he has distain for video games, so of course he would scrap the show about food because it cut into his #1 love, money. If only he wouldn't buy multiple extra sandwiches or just record the episode in his playroom instead of insisting on having to use the camcorder we could hear those disgusting sounds of greasy food colliding with a greasier human one more time.