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EmperorGoutatine said:
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It is literally impossible for DSP to schedule his daily 2 hour break while Kat is cooking so he can cook with her.

It's amazing how DSP is a slave to his own created schedule when the entire point of working for yourself is to have a little bit of flexibility.

Edit: It's also impossible for Kat to cook more than one day's worth of food at once so DSP can have leftovers when she's at work. Maybe a big pot of chili that will last 2-3 days.
 
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Phil as a food reviewer would have never worked. The only reason anyone ever watched DSP Tries It was for the memes it created. All the food reviewers have some sort of personality or actually understand taste beyond "oh I like/dislike this". Phil has the personality of a door knob and is only around because he got started in 2008.
 
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Skyclaw said:
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He did the first intro one. Went around got a chocobo level or two with the speed up option the remake has and went and got the first conveniently placed treasure. I don't know if he's done any since but I highly doubt it. Today his chocobo was still in front of Gizamaluke's Grotto when he was leaving Linblum after it got blown up so I don't think he's moved it. I'm scanning through parts of his playthroughs and it doesn't seem like it. To be honest, if he's just going to cheese with the speed up option he can bang it out pretty quickly, then rush to Ozma and get pissed.
 
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Fuckoffdad said:
Also his food fixation being the only thing that seems to arouse any actual enthusiam in him makes me think he should have ditched videogames years ago and tried to become some kind of Food Network Adam Richmond ahnline calorific reviewer.. he should have went full bore with DSP Tries It and been lip smACKing around the Americas. Instead he's suffering only able to eat out once a week and score an occasional homecooked meal. What a taxing life.
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Phil has never eaten good food in his entire life. His favorite restaurant is a mom and pop pizza place in Connecticut. He claims the Italian sauce his mom makes is restaurant quality but changes it every time he makes it. Pandalee, a 21 year old who was learning on the fly, was a great cook. Kat, whose meals people bullied off of ever being seen on instagram again, is a great cook. The dude makes $100k a year and eats frozen turkey burger patties.

He loves fast food because it's fast-food-flavored, aka salt and grease and fat. What don't his "homemade" meals have a lot of? Salt, grease, and fat. That's why he's so happy to talk at length about a Wendys he went to 10 years ago but can't muster any energy to talk about what Kat or Leanna cooked.

He doesn't know shit about food other than it goes in his face.
 
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whereicantfollow said:
Why does Phil not just stream 8 hours straight? Like what's the point in having a second stream when all the metrics on his 2nd stream are never that good. Phil has constantly said he's in the worst money situation of his life, but he sticks to his lazy ass schedule. You see guys like Shroud and Ninja going 8-10 hours sometimes and those dudes are millionaires!
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Because he holds the firm believe that he would literally die.
Also his SCHEDUL is important because MUH DINDIN and MUH WIFE


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After stopping the recording tonight, Phil gave a sarcastic shoutout to the "illegal restreams" and claimed that he actually had 1000 viewers. One problem--neither Tevin nor @LyteSydeByll were restreaming tonight. Sorry, Phil. You actually just had less 200 viewers for your boring ass stream :)
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Tonight, as in the second stream?
Tervin actually was re-broadcasting.
 
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After stopping the recording tonight, Phil gave a sarcastic shoutout to the "illegal restreams" and claimed that he actually had 1000 viewers. One problem--neither Tevin nor @LyteSydeByll were restreaming tonight. Sorry, Phil. You actually just had less 200 viewers for your boring ass stream :)
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Tevin WAS restreaming Phoenix Wright tonight with around 1100 viewers. He even appreciated the shoutout.
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After stopping the recording tonight, Phil gave a sarcastic shoutout to the "illegal restreams" and claimed that he actually had 1000 viewers. One problem--neither Tevin nor @LyteSydeByll were restreaming tonight. Sorry, Phil. You actually just had less 200 viewers for your boring ass stream :)
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Most likely he was actually referring to (in part) Dark Dave's Mirror this time. During his early stream today, a troll came into the chat and spammed blocks of text, mostly snippets from this site. It took Phil a good 15 minutes to finally get rid of him due to his failing laptop needing to be restarted and there being no other mods. Several mentions of Dark Dave's Mirror were made during that time. After the troll got banned, he came back several more times, until the mid-break. DDM averages about 5%-35% of Phil's audience. I think Phil was referring collectively to the total viewers from each re-stream.

Starting @ 2:37:30 here.
 
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mollymawk said:
Most likely he was actually referring to (in part) Dark Dave's Mirror this time. During his early stream today, a troll came into the chat and spammed blocks of text, mostly snippets from this site. It took Phil a good 15 minutes to finally get rid of him due to his failing laptop needing to be restarted and there being no other mods. Several mentions of Dark Dave's Mirror were made during that time. After the troll got banned, he came back several more times, until the mid-break. DDM averages about 5%-35% of Phil's audience. I think Phil was referring collectively to the total viewers from each re-stream.

Starting @ 2:37:30 here.
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I can't wait for the Laptop-replacement saga...
...."so you guys...*snort* I need a fully spec'd macbook, okay?"
 
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HerrKlicks said:
Tonight, as in the second stream?
Tervin actually was re-broadcasting.
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bearsintrees said:
Tevin WAS restreaming Phoenix Wright tonight with around 1100 viewers. He even appreciated the shoutout.
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Well fuck me. Tevin must have just stopped his restream then because I actually went to his youtube page. DSP claims another victim :(
 
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thedingledongle said:
Soooo...did he really call the Kinda Funny guys shills? That don't deserve anything? Guys that legitimately gave up a career at one of the top gaming sites to try to do their own thing?

Fucking christ man.
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Phil has never given up anything in his life. The mere fact we once heard this guy complain about Kid Phil not getting a toy is a testament to this fact. He doesn't understand the word sacrifice. He sees Kinda Funny doing insider interviews and getting a shit ton of money and he's mad.

Honestly I'd love to actually see Phil articulate any of his takes one of these days.
 
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Phil has never given up anything in his life. The mere fact we once heard this guy complain about Kid Phil not getting a toy is a testament to this fact. He doesn't understand the word sacrifice. He sees Kinda Funny doing insider interviews and getting a shit ton of money and he's mad.

Honestly I'd love to actually see Phil articulate any of his takes one of these days.
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At this point I'm considering giving you guys the two AMA's I had with Phil because I just don't give a fuck anymore.
 
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gaarashatan said:
well actually, this is bigger than that now. the question is, did he always plan to keep paying on the condo? or did he plan on having his aunt pay him monthly a bit of money for it or something, like rent. and if the latter why hasnt he contact remax or some agency to rent it out for him?
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Maybe you missed my other post.

Phil stated in his "final CT condo tour" that he was planning on renting out the condo or at least having his aunt move in. His aunt could live there for a year or two until Phil found the time to take care of selling the condo.

In other videos, Phil has stated that his aunt didn't pay the full amount to cover the mortgage payment so this was not a feasible long term plan.

As far as finding an agency to rent it out for him, Phil claims the area is so bad that property management companies refuse to touch it. Phil claims he did get in contact with a property management company, but he specifically told them to only contact him through his Darksydephil@hotmail email. When they tried calling him on the phone to set things in motion Phil dropped them for being incompetent and not listening to his instructions not to call.
 
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OneDaySon said:
This week on DSP talks too much:
He says he makes around 2k or so a week, which matches up to the 6 - 8k a month he usually makes.
He calls this "A bit of money" and "Some money"
He confirms he goes out to eat at restaurants with Kat every week.
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Link to where he specifically says how much he makes? He's always been tight-lipped about how much he actually makes, so I'd be surprised if he sperged that out.

Guess a lot of things are happening "behind the scenes" for GoutyMcGout to start letting loose some secrets -- yesterday's Blackout stream where he kept trying to avoid saying the word gout but then ended up saying it was amazing to watch. I had a good laugh when he got pissed off/ sad talking about money and told chat to stop baiting him in talking about money. Un-fucking-believable.
 
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thedingledongle said:
At this point I'm considering giving you guys the two AMA's I had with Phil because I just don't give a fuck anymore.
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Hard to believe much would be gleaned from such material, unless he reveals things through that he normally keeps quiet.

Keep in mind his constant lies e.g. Giving money to charity regularly.
 
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