🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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What, did you think you were dealing with computer inputs for your enjoyment before? Now it's not funny because it's someone you were acquainted with?
This is not the first time I've seen such thinking; it seems disturbingly provincial. Perhaps I have more life experience than most.

Perhaps not. Null makes a valid point, whether you agree is something else. But its hardly disturbing. And if you truly do find it disturbing, I'm left wondering why you're here at all. Still, I'm only 49. May be I lack life experience.
 
Didn't flamenco save his show after stream.me? Without him he wouldn't of have gotten back on youtube for that brief period of time. Flamenco is an OG Praetorian Gunt guard, I remember him going all the way back to the kraut saga, being a kkkontent creator and piggy.

Also, damn, I regret leaving the discord now. I thought it was dead but I was wrong.
 
The guy needs to get help. But I don't think that's gonna happen. Not yet. Like they say, you've gotta want to quit.

Serious post: I suspect that at some level, Ralph knows that he needs to quit. But there is really only one thing that can truly penetrate a spiraling addict's view of denial, and that's a sense a profound and genuine loss caused by the addiction, something that is so painful that it manages to cut through the shadows of "no, this is fine." But sadly at this point, I'm not sure how much more Ralph has left to lose. He's already lost his freedom once. He's effectively lost his livelihood, and with it probably any sense of pride from building something over the last few years. He's lost his circle of friends. And he's lost his father and probably will lose his mother to similar diseases. It seems that Nora really might be his only remaining human connection of substantive value, and I think if Ralph is going to have a fighting chance, she's going to have come out to the US and be tough with him. And even that has no guarantee of success. I know it's not fair to ask the people around Ralph to carry the burden of getting him to treatment, because they aren't professionals, and even if they were there's too much distance for them to make meaningful contact. But I do hope that last nights stream, and the revelation that he might be doing a drug cocktail that could kill him quickly and without warning, gets the people around him to stop low-level enabling him (ie Nora saying Ralph was clean and sober for two months when he clearly wasn't, or his remaining fans accepting that his mother having blood clots in her legs was a realistic excuse for Ralph having slurred and disorganized speech) and starts to get them to deal with reality on reality's terms.

Last night was a turning point. I managed to find some amusement in the sheer absurdity of the situation that has occurred over the past 5 months, a bizarre cap to story full of lies and denial and stubbornness. Perhaps it's a coping mechanism for realizing that someone I used to listen to several times a week is on a dark path. But today, considering how truly isolated from real-life contact Ralph seems to be in his little house, his time on this earth is probably running short.

EDIT: And as I've said before, booze isn't the direct cause of all of Ralph's problems. I don't think the Makers made him stare breathlessly for hours at a 14 year old.
 
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I've seen the term "gunt shielding" before, people who hate Ralph get really fucking mad at you if you don't immediately start fucking with him on demand. Even when Jim does it he does it without saying what he's talking about.

What's bizarre is that Dispatch seems to have gathered his own little flock of faggots and sycophants on this matter, and to shil for his streaming site.
Why on earth would anyone associate with that guy? He's probably the most pathetic creature to crawl out of this whole crowd, except for zoom, maybe.
I guess there really is no low that beta-orbiters and paypigs wouldn't sink to....


Didn't flamenco save his show after stream.me? Without him he wouldn't of have gotten back on youtube for that brief period of time.

Well, nobody's ever accused Ralph of making the wisest decisions, and paranoia seems to be a recurring problem among those who can't handle their 15 minutes of e-fame.
 
Is the Flamenco saga a parallel of the AP Kumite saga? It seems that everyone who isn't a troll is defending Flamenco in Ethan's mentions.

No one is defending Flamenco besides the housewives. Flamenco is a soft faggot that let a loser with no future claim to him an authority. The Emperor turned on his Praetorian, and he's crying about it. I'm serious, I wouldn't be surprised if Flamer actually went off air last night and cried. He spent too much time trying to make a space for Ralph after each fuck up, and his golden gunt Caesar squatted over his tiny head and blasted a shitwave of negligence.

Imagine the pain, the strike of the eceleb is a deep one for it tears open an already empty hole of yours. Captain Flamer never held his head high in the first place, hell, what kind of loser gets self conscious on the internet? He thought Ethan was his friend and tried helping him like an actual human being, not a half dead cattle beast that shrieks and spits up pills and moonshine.

You know, I would kill to get into Flame boys head, to see his memories because unlike Gunt and Gator, he isn't really predictable. Ethan is a violent grifter with addictions, gator is a brain dead follower, but Flamenco *even being an autist) is not internet people, he's a normie. His politics are normie, the way he speaks is normie, his memes are normie, at best "LMAO I'M SO KWERKYYY :3"

At some level, I can imagine what he is like in real life, I think we all can in some manner.
 
Serious post: I suspect that at some level, Ralph knows that he needs to quit. But there is really only one thing that can truly penetrate a spiraling addict's view of denial, and that's a sense a profound and genuine loss caused by the addiction, something that is so painful that it manages to cut through the shadows of "no, this is fine." But sadly at this point, I'm not sure how much more Ralph has left to lose. He's already lost his freedom once. He's effectively lost his livelihood, and with it probably any sense of pride from building something over the last few years. He's lost his circle of friends. And he's lost his father and probably will lose his mother to similar diseases. It seems that Nora really might be his only remaining human connection of substantive value, and I think if Ralph is going to have a fighting chance, she's going to have come out to the US and be tough with him. And even that has no guarantee of success. I know it's not fair to ask the people around Ralph to carry the burden of getting him to treatment, because they aren't professionals, and even if they were there's too much distance for them to make meaningful contact. But I do hope that last nights stream, and the revelation that he might be doing a drug cocktail that could kill him quickly and without warning, gets the people around him to stop low-level enabling him (ie Nora saying Ralph was clean and sober for two months when he clearly wasn't, or his remaining fans accepting that his mother having blood clots in her legs was a realistic excuse for Ralph having slurred and disorganized speech) and starts to get them to deal with reality on reality's terms.

Last night was a turning point. I managed to find some amusement in the sheer absurdity of the situation that has occurred over the past 5 months, a bizarre cap to story full of lies and denial and stubbornness. Perhaps it's a coping mechanism for realizing that someone I used to listen to several times a week is on a dark path. But today, considering how truly isolated from real-life contact Ralph seems to be in his little house, his time on this earth is probably running short.

It's hard times for the boy. The help he needs has always been there, the only thing is for Ralph to want it, because he can admit to himself he needs it. Same as every other addict. It's certainly not too late, but best he admits it soon. We can all laugh at him, or we can all scream at him to get help, doesn't really matter. It's on Ralph to change now.
 
What's bizarre is that Dispatch seems to have gathered his own little flock of faggots and sycophants on this matter, and to shil for his streaming site.
Why on earth would anyone associate with that guy? He's probably the most pathetic creature to crawl out of this whole crowd, except for zoom, maybe.
I guess there really is no low that beta-orbiters and paypigs
All I've ever seen that guy do is rehost streams, set up a stream.me replacement, and post analytics. I guess I missed something
 
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I know i'm late on this, but I am watching palmer's clip of this shit. The way Ralph prattles on about how he loves Jim made me wanna puke and i'm a fan of Jim.
No one is defending Flamenco besides the housewives. Flamenco is a soft faggot that let a loser with no future claim to him an authority. The Emperor turned on his Praetorian, and he's crying about it. I'm serious, I wouldn't be surprised if Flamer actually went off air last night and cried. He spent too much time trying to make a space for Ralph after each fuck up, and his golden gunt Caesar squatted over his tiny head and blasted a shitwave of negligence.

Imagine the pain, the strike of the eceleb is a deep one for it tears open an already empty hole of yours. Captain Flamer never held his head high in the first place, hell, what kind of loser gets self conscious on the internet? He thought Ethan was his friend and tried helping him like an actual human being, not a half dead cattle beast that shrieks and spits up pills and moonshine.

You know, I would kill to get into Flame boys head, to see his memories because unlike Gunt and Gator, he isn't really predictable. Ethan is a violent grifter with addictions, gator is a brain dead follower, but Flamenco *even being an autist) is not internet people, he's a normie. His politics are normie, the way he speaks is normie, his memes are normie, at best "LMAO I'M SO KWERKYYY :3"

At some level, I can imagine what he is like in real life, I think we all can in some manner.
I thought flamenco was a light 1488 gas the bikes kinda person. The only thing normie about him is his personality/cadence other than that he's on the spectrum and you wouldn't call an autist a normie no?

All I've ever seen that guy do is rehost streams, set up a stream.me replacement, and post analytics. I guess I missed something
He called the mcdonalds that Andy was at and told the staff he was saying racist shit even though it was tts. He called the cops on Ralph while he was drunk sleep on air. He was able to get a hold of the Indie go go pay pig's doxes and released them. And just being a re.tarded A-log.

Well, aside from the general spergery and a-logging, he's the only one among the stream.me crowd to pull a DSP and get caught masturbating during a livestream.



His twitter handle is @FlamencoTRS, I'd assume that's referecing TRS Radio. So, probably more than a bit 1488.
I say light because during the Indigo White interview he was the nicest one out of all them to her. The rest were like kick thot and rightfully insulted her for her gross ass behavior even though i'm sure many of those people would have porked her given the chance.
 
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If he's using something like Xanax in large enough quantities to slur his speech that badly then he must be on a large dose because that stuff is insanely potent. If he's on anything else it's still just as incredibly dangerous. It's a very bad idea to mix meds with booze, even stuff like Aspirin, Ibuprofen and Tylenol.

Knowing Ralph is a drinker that gets to blackout levels when he drinks just makes it obvious to everyone that he's playing Russian Roulette with a loaded gun.

Best case scenario: he's destroying his body and shaving years off of his life instead of risking immediate death.

To hear how indignant and pissed off he gets when some online fren dares to even give a shit about that fact makes it really hard for me to empathize or care about what happens to him.
 
All I've ever seen that guy do is rehost streams, set up a stream.me replacement, and post analytics. I guess I missed something

Well, aside from the general spergery and a-logging, he's the only one among the stream.me crowd to pull a DSP and get caught masturbating during a livestream.

I thought flamenco was a light 1488 gas the bikes kinda person.

His twitter handle is @FlamencoTRS, I'd assume that's referecing TRS Radio. So, probably more than a bit 1488.
 
Flamenco should just do his own little stream tbh. I wouldn't watch it, but I think it's just better to fly solo and not associate with the drama crowd for his own sake. There was a recent Dick Show clip where Dick stated that normal people don't know how to deal with manipulative suicide baiting and I feel like Flamenco is a "normal" person in this scenario. I popped by his stream after that second audio, and he was just chilling watching videos, but before he put a stop to questions about the stream he was still saying shit like "oh yeah if Ralph gets help I'll be the first one to forgive him" and it's like dude, Ralph is some washed up 30 something on the internet, not your brother.
 
Best case scenario: he's destroying his body and shaving years off of his life instead of risking immediate death.
I guarantee @theralph won't make it past his mid fifties. The amount of work his liver is doing right now is frightening. Even if he was to quit cold turkey today, I couldn't see him hitting seventy.
 
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Perhaps not. Null makes a valid point, whether you agree is something else. But its hardly disturbing. And if you truly do find it disturbing, I'm left wondering why you're here at all. Still, I'm only 49. May be I lack life experience.
It is disturbing for a man who dedicates a website to mocking these sorts of lolcows to be so affected by a mere acquaintance.
If a man of 49 years fails to grasp this, one has to wonder about the quality of said experience.
 
Ralph is Ralph, I've seen more than one comment like this though and it's astounding how oblivious some of these morons are. I'm sure it's going to help push Ralph to keep doubling down.
 

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It is disturbing for a man who dedicates a website to mocking these sorts of lolcows to be so affected by a mere acquaintance.
If a man of 49 years fails to grasp this, one has to wonder about the quality of said experience.
You wonder away, I'm comfortable with my life experiences, and the wide range of opinions peop!e hold on any given situation. I'm certainly not disturbed by people's views changing as a situation changes.
 
Is he really still talking about Jim? This is like the 3rd time he's went back to it after his tard wranglers have tried to segue.

The sad thing is he’s trying to thank Jim, saying stuff like “Jim got me into the game,” and “I will forever be grateful to Jim for his help.”

Meanwhile, Jim must be thinking “My god, what have I done? Ralph, what are ya doin’?”
 
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