Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[PrinceofAllCucks]

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Yes Shane. Do you not remember the tweet of a table piled with papers consisting of just Ron's tweets?

 

[AnCapFool]

Yes Shane. Do you not remember the tweet of a table piled with papers consisting of just Ron's tweets?

Which I'm fairly certain WE ARCHIVED and handed to Beard, through various channels?

Edited for clarity. We are not agents or employees of Ty Beard.

 

[BHWuser]

That's not completely true. Shortly after his complete obliteration by Lord Rackets and shortly before being fired by Kamehacon for being such a fucking idiot that there was little else they could do, he was supposed to pick up some people from the airport. Those people didn't know who it was ,so when they called, the response was, "Shane is going to." They accepted it.

Five minutes later one of them calls back. "Wait, shane Holmberg?"

"Yeah, why?"

"If I see him I'm legitimately going to punch him."

(Told to us by a reputable source)

Stunning and brave. And slightly Shanetarded.

 

[Army Burger]

Which I'm fairly certain WE ARCHIVED for Beard?

Must resist... the urge... to say... Shane's favourite catchphrase...

 

[AnCapFool]

Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "ISWV and Nick wants you focus on one part…

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Oh? This "destroys the narrative"?

The narrative that Ty Beard offered THIS EXACT AGREEMENT last month, and was rejected, wholly, by Casey, not only in correspondence between attourneys, but on record, in court, in front of a judge?

DID YOU EVEN FUCKING READ THE HEARING TRANSCRIPT SHANE? THE COURT RECORD? ARE YOU CAPABLE OF NOT LYING? IS HONESTY PRESENT ANYWHERE INSIDE THAT VOID THAT IS YOUR SKULL?

Why am I bothering? The answer to all of those ranty questions is no.

You're just a moral busybody, fighting for some ideal, out of guilt for someone you didn't save. Compassion, like all virtues, becomes a vice in excess.

 

[Allanon]

"Nick and I are like brothers arguing"

Proceeds to call Nick 'the Grifter' in his later tweets.

strange way to talk about your brother.

 

[Padoru]

"Nick and I are like brothers arguing"

Proceeds to call Nick 'the Grifter' in his later tweets.

strange way to talk about your brother.

that was just another failed attempt at making himself look good. He tried to liken himself to Nick so that Nicks fans go "oooh this is just cute banter HAHA how adorable" But instead people went "Ew gross."

 

[Spectre_06]

Stunning and brave. And slightly Shanetarded.

All I can say is this was told to us by a reputable source whom we all know.

 

[Army Burger]

that was just another failed attempt at making himself look good. He tried to liken himself to Nick so that Nicks fans go "oooh this is just cute banter HAHA how adorable" But instead people went "Ew gross."

I don't think anyone has ever referred to Shane as adorable. How unfortunate for him.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

"Nick and I are like brothers arguing"

Proceeds to call Nick 'the Grifter' in his later tweets.

strange way to talk about your brother.

Shane doesn't have brothers clearly. Grifter is as much a term of endearment as mongoloid.

 

[Army Burger]

Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "That's the catch. They don't know if the …

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[UA 674]

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Captain Obvious strikes again. Shane, what planet do you live on? It's clearly not this one.

 

[Not A Bug]

I've got a feeling Shane's got some skeletons in his closet

Does he bone them too?

Sorry

 

[OldAmishRenegade]

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Except Soye flat out said they did. Unless that was another lie to get Kamehacon to break their contract with VIc. Either way doesn't look good for them.

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

Must resist... the urge... to say... Shane's favourite catchphrase...

Which I'm fairly certain WE ARCHIVED for Beard?

For beard you say? Interesting.

 

[UA 674]

For beard you say? Interesting.

Good of you to finally join the class, Shane. How's that Discord server going?

 

[Padoru]

For beard you say? Interesting.

Before you go out and misrepresent that yet again: "For beard" means KF people archived them and Ty was able to locate them here. Not that he asked them to archive this. You will misrepresent it anyways because you're a pathological liar

 

[AnCapFool]

Before you go out and misrepresent that yet again: "For beard" means KF people archived them and Ty was able to locate them here. Not that he asked them to archive this. You will misrepresent it anyways because you're a pathological liar

We are, after all, nobody's personal army. But that won't stop you anyway.

 

[UA 674]

@Shane_Yes_That_One

So you were wrong again about the confidentiality order, how does it feel to have an IQ equivalent to the food you eat? Any other counterclaims you wanna retort with?

 

[some_crazy]

For beard you say? Interesting.

Shane you really should stop looking for gotchas and put some effort into actually understanding the whole situation.

Please spend more time thinking and less time talking/posting - I honestly believe that it will improve the quality of your life.