🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Null]

It is disturbing for a man who dedicates a website to mocking these sorts of lolcows to be so affected by a mere acquaintance.

>disturbing
>so affected
lmfao you're a fag. he's a dude i've talked to many times over the span of more than a year who is now killing himself. If me saying that doesn't make me laugh is "disturbing" to you, you're a fucking psychopath. I didn't even defend him, I re-uploaded archives of the streams onto the site to preserve them, I featured the thread on the front-page of the site, and I even went on Gator's stream despite Ralph obviously not wanting Gator to do his own thing. In no way has this 'affected' me in my capacity as "a man who dedicates a website to mocking lolcows". It affects me in my personal ability to laugh at it. Fuck off.


More relevant, Ralph retweeted this.

I had a suspicion this was trying to encourage him to keep making mistakes. Someone in my Discord immediately pointed out that Twisted Puppet usually a-logs Ralph, so that seems to be the case. But Ralph is going to cling to enabling comments like this, so if you really hate Ralph, now's the time to tweet at him and tell him to keep it up. He's blocking everyone who isn't.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

I love how this faggot keeps shilling dick masterson and damepesos guesting on friday as if it will magically fix his life

 

[Null]

I love how this faggot keeps shilling dick masterson and damepesos guesting on friday as if it will magically fix his life

Dude, Dame is roasting him. I will 100% be staying up to 5 in the fucking morning on a Saturday to see the Friday stream if Dame is there.

 

[Love Machine]

What has dame even done in the last 6 months that warrent him being treated as a pull for the show. Last I saw he was pulling some mean girls shit trying to get null and jim to fight, which failed obviously.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

Dude, Dame is roasting him. I will 100% be staying up to 5 in the fucking morning on a Saturday to see the Friday stream if Dame is there.

At this point i’m fairly sure ralph will attempt to ambush dame live on air. Hopefully dame is prepared.

 

[Hamsteroid]

What has dame even done in the last 6 months that warrent him being treated as a pull for the show. Last I saw he was pulling some mean girls shit trying to get null and jim to fight, which failed obviously.

Ralph became so irrelevant, that literally everyone other than himself is a pull.

 

[Smarty Pants]

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Ah so he *is* still drinking? We're past the denial phase folks!

More relevant, Ralph retweeted this.

One like - Ethan Ralph.

 

[Love Machine]

At this point i’m fairly sure ralph will attempt to ambush dame live on air. Hopefully dame is prepared.

That requires a level of foresight and a lack of desperation. Do you really think he can muster that?

 

[GnomeofDoc]

Here is an edited version of the show last night. It’s only the first half but it provides the bits that you need to know about. It’s a little annoying with the added in sound effects, but it’s easy enough to ignore.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Ralph is more pathetic than Sargon, at least normies in the Jewnited Cuckdom even knows the rape tweet man. At least Sargon still got like 5% of the fucking country to vote for him. That's about 67000000*0.05=3,350,000. Think about it, 3.3 million people voted for a man that tweeted rape at some Labour party whore. What have you achieved? Do you really think you get to laugh at Sargon? As much as I like m!|king the man, he's at least tried something and would serve as an epitome for any homosexual youtuber who wants to do politics. The Gunt on the other hand is just pure laughing stock at the moment. Sargon can get 3.3 million votes, the Gunt can't even get 800 viewers. At least you have Andy and Donga to fall on, which are somehow even more pathetic.

Carl didn't get 3.3 million votes.

UKIP got 53,739 votes or 3.24% in the South West where he was second on the list which was 29% down on their last performance. They'd have needed to get around 23% to get two MEPs and for him to be elected.

South West England (European Parliament constituency) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Of course a lot of this was due to The Brexit Party essentially taking over from them but Carl's rape tweet controversy only helped that process. There was a point soon after Carl was selected when TBP started to poll higher than UKIP and at that point a lot of people who would otherwise have voted UKIP decided to back TBP instead.

Here is an edited version of the show last night. It’s only the first half but it provides the bits that you need to know about. It’s a little annoying with the added in sound effects, but it’s easy enough to ignore.

'This is sad that it has to come to this'

That's fucking hilarious.

 

[Perspicacity]

He's not drunk and high on pills as he hiccups, slurs, can't read, can't move a mouse properly, and can barely complete a sentence? The show was a success until Flameco to love his intense ass kissing of Metokur? The irony is he implies it was a great show because he had a lot of viewers and all his best shows were of him wasted out of his mind. Gunty in a desperate bid for attention and to retain his show has hit the shit as hard as he be "entertaining" for the show. Poor Flameco, he was loyal to Ralph since the stream.me days before he was even a cohost. Gator can't seem to escape the gunt, after the multiple attempts he's still trying to help him and I don't understand why. He should pull a Zidane and "disappear to China on business" the gunt will believe it Gator, just do it.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

It is disturbing for a man who dedicates a website to mocking these sorts of lolcows to be so affected by a mere acquaintance.
If a man of 49 years fails to grasp this, one has to wonder about the quality of said experience.

Please, explain to me what exactly has Ralph done, so people should watch him killing himself without any compassion? Or your favorite comedy is Leaving Las-Vegas?

 

[UnKillFill]

So we've already established that Dame probably isnt going to be coddling Ralph on Friday, what about Dick?

 

[Love Machine]

"Those who don't know the value of loyalty can never appreciate the cost of betrayal.”

 

[Liquid Cool]

I won’t lie, I’m a little disappointed. TRR has become such a staple for me, I’d listen every night. It was a really unique show and I really enjoyed listening to it. However, spergs are going to sperg and it was only a matter of time before Ralph imploded. I feel like there’s a hole in my routine now and nothing else is really filling it. The mix of alt-news and drama was a really great mix and the guests (especially during the Zidane era) was great.

Ralph is acting exactly how an addict does. Making excuses and turning on the few people who still actually care about you.

Ralph did this to himself.

The good news is, there’s an audience without content out there, so whoever can jump on it can possibly cash in.

 

[Marco Fucko]

So we've already established that Dame probably isnt going to be coddling Ralph on Friday, what about Dick?

He'll probably play it off. Dick seriously doesn't seem to care about something unless it directly affects him.

 

[Null]

what about Dick?

The strange thing about this is that there is no way Dick ever agreed to be on on Friday. He's had his Vegas Road Rage shit planned for months. Dude's selling tickets and everything.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

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The strange thing about this is that there is no way Dick ever agreed to be on on Friday. He's had his Vegas Road Rage shit planned for months. Dude's selling tickets and everything.

Ralph... It’s not that hard bud, just get some help man Jesus this is pathetic.

 

[Perspicacity]

So we've already established that Dame probably isnt going to be coddling Ralph on Friday, what about Dick?

They should have every memorable person who was on the killstream be part of a giant live intervention, it would be epic. It would be interesting to listen to Ralph claim he was completely sober during his last two shows and everyone is trying to ruin his life. Null should definitely sneak on, hell they should even try to get the other walking calamity Warski on for extra irony. I mean it's sad to watch to Ralph be so fucked up but if you didn't realize how bad his addiction problem was in with the whole Miami trip..... well I'm personally really surprised by that. He's been doing shit like this for awhile it's just people were willing to take over, now that Ralph is basically on his own he can't even handle the basics of getting the stream to work.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Ralph doesn't realize that people watch him for his supporting cast of people at this point. Dame Pesos alone brings in more viewers than Ralph himself does. It has to hurt that Gator and Flaminco can pull in a bigger crowd than he does on his own. Frankly the Null / Geno stream was more entertaining than anything Ralph has done in months. You can be a strung out drunk so long as you cater to the people supporting you. Having a good thing and just jerking it all away is fucking stupid. Wake up Gunt, people don't tune in for you.