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Who is Zack, I haven't heard of him before?
REACTING TO ZACHARY MICHAEL 6/20/2019 - her being a smug cunt
- Thread starter Masta
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''First of all, I lavhhh how he doesn't evenh havh his own intro, it's lidurally muh intro'' I'm done. Zach doing a chindab and saying ''heyyyyyguuyyyyyys'' is a parody of you. LIDURALLY. The vlog Zach did in wommart and touched everything fucking killed me.
Someone please, recap this. I need all of the cunty shit without watching.
Someone please, recap this. I need all of the cunty shit without watching.
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Already blaming the lighting. Jesus just set it up before you film. She literally has nothing to do.
Her body is fat and slowly being coated and covered in a swelling liquid shell. The back of her neck top of her spine is creeping up the back of her skull.
One more thing can she not get like Pinnacle Studio for $99 and make this a picture in picture ???
Her body is fat and slowly being coated and covered in a swelling liquid shell. The back of her neck top of her spine is creeping up the back of her skull.
One more thing can she not get like Pinnacle Studio for $99 and make this a picture in picture ???
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She doesn't need to buy anything to do picture-in-picture. She can do it with iMovie, and Zach already taught her how. She's just that fucking lazy 
Look at the discoloration around her eyes and those liver lips. She looks half dead.
Look at the discoloration around her eyes and those liver lips. She looks half dead.
Whatthefuck
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Oh, it's cute that you'd think she'd ever be able to figure out picture in picture. She's even asked Zach before privately to teach her how. She's a fucking idiot.
Chía P.
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You know who else is mad at the internet? This gorl
I personally enjoyed her cracking voice on the verge of tears when Zachary reacted to the sight of her back lol. Amber, honey, that's a normal reaction to your body. Not everyone is used to see such aberration.
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She has gained so much that she's back to having no titis
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"A fly is going to land in your mouth"
Like a roach fell out of your hair ?
Like a roach fell out of your hair ?
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Holy shit at 13:35 she is lowkey huffing and puffing like a child trying not to cry
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And in this corner, World Champion, Queen of the Mundane, Boring et al, 600 lb. AMBER LYNN! And her challenger, the Prince of Weird Facial Expression, Master of Lisping Faggotry, a worthy challenger for the Boring Belt, Zachary Michael!
Round 1 - Ding!
Amber Lynn seems to be struggling to get off the stool. Zachary is laughing and pointing at her making weird faces. But wait, she's up! And she's lumbering towards Zachary, who nimbly runs around and taunts her. OMG! She just caught him with a massive hambone arm as he tried to duck under it. She's breathing very hard from that brief moment of exertion! Zachary, get up, quick! OH NO! She's going down, right on top of him! Oh, the HORROR! THE HORROR!!! The refs can't seem to roll her off that poor boy. He's doomed!
Ding-ding-ding! Winnah and still Champion of the Boring, Queen Amber!!!!
(you know that was one of her prerecorded vids she insists on thrusting upon us)
Round 1 - Ding!
Amber Lynn seems to be struggling to get off the stool. Zachary is laughing and pointing at her making weird faces. But wait, she's up! And she's lumbering towards Zachary, who nimbly runs around and taunts her. OMG! She just caught him with a massive hambone arm as he tried to duck under it. She's breathing very hard from that brief moment of exertion! Zachary, get up, quick! OH NO! She's going down, right on top of him! Oh, the HORROR! THE HORROR!!! The refs can't seem to roll her off that poor boy. He's doomed!
Ding-ding-ding! Winnah and still Champion of the Boring, Queen Amber!!!!
(you know that was one of her prerecorded vids she insists on thrusting upon us)
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Ok... RECAP TIME (someone has to fucking do it)
Here we go,
Here we go,
- already blaming the lighting and the coloration of the set up
- BORING ALERT
- "people are going to dislike this video"
- she has a very big hate fanbase
- does not recognize satire, he is stealing my intro y'all
- references Billie Eilish (sorry sis)
- does not understand he is making a joke
- she hates listening to herself talk (sure, Jan)
- pulls out her fucking water bottle
- ALL OF THE FUCKING JOKES ARE FLYING STRAIGHT OVER HER HEAD
- she reminds me of Onision here, instead of accepting what the other person has to say she is fighting over semantics and "debunking" jokes (typical narc)
- mentions Destiny's cat story
- reaction channels react to every sentence I speak (no shit, you are a gold mine of cringey shit and you make our jobs very easy)
- recognizes that she is not a normal person
- because mental things is scary and it should not be judged
- going outside is not part of her rock bottom
- Rock bottom according to ALR: not wanting to leave her bed and just stay there indefinitely, so she is saying she has already hit it?
- calls ZM out by stating that Becky has not had a blanket over the window for over a year and a half now (OOH GOT EEM)
- makes fun of ZM's cringe face
- "he is looking at me like I am a creature from the lagoon" (that is quite generous gorl)
- most triggered: when ZM makes fun of her black legeens (she screeches "WHY DOES IT MATTER"
- does not understand why reaction channels are a thing
- "so proud of you walking sis" kind of understands a joke here
- there is nothing aesthetically pleasing here
- Becky does not look happy to be there lol
- ZM visibly cringes when he sees her full girth
- "he is lidurally judging me based on my appearance"
- sitting down is like an "acrobatic aerobic situation"
- realizes how ridiculous this whole situation is
- RAGE QUITS because it is messing with her "sike" (bitch it is psyche, psych-ee)
- ZM has changed because he is letting the views and the comments get to him
- going to do some more journaleen
- FIN
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Damn i want to watch but her smugness makes me Mad on the Internet...
Godless Goddess
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So because she has mental issues, no one should be able to judge her? Nope..not in my book
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Hamplanet, just admit you need to be on MSPL. We know you can't afford the surgery on your own. Just accept TLC's "help". Sure, you'll prolly end of up like Steve Assanti, but just accept your fate already. You're gonna kill yourself eating or your gonna kill yourself on substance abuse. Your death is mapped out already, just accept it.
Whatthefuck
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Thank you for valiantly taking one for the team. She's too fucking much. She doesn't seem to understand how infinitely more cringy she is than literally any of her haydurrrrss and that's saying something.
Agreed. If she actually attempted to do something about it, I might feel a bit differently. However, I've been watching this bitch for a hot minute and she has NEVER attempted anything remotely close to getting help for her "mental things" that "is hard".
Godless Goddess
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Many of us have mental issues. Probably most of us here, tbh 
Doesn't mean we are exempt from improving ourselves and if someone has to point something out, we need to take it as constructive criticism and do better
Doesn't mean we are exempt from improving ourselves and if someone has to point something out, we need to take it as constructive criticism and do better