حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[ShekelKing]

And then there was the time Connor described for chat his sexual fantasy of fucking Molly Ringwald, in the bellybutton, in an abandoned chapel while this song played:

Ice cubes and olive oil were involved, iirc

I hope someone logged it.

If it is in fact smegma he's talking about, how often does he bathe? Seriously take a fucking shower.

The only excuse for this shit is if you're homeless or in some 3rd World hole and only bathe like once a month.

A month would still be too early to have smegma cover his crotch, unless he's so addicted to masturbation that it's the only thing he does.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I banned him from chat and he complained about it for weeks. Look at the message on my profile. I got PMs too.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

To reiterate my earlier post:

Was Connor the guy who completely chimped out the night the whole "OMG! CHRIS KILLED BARB!" joke was played?

I remember it was him or someone like him going ballistic and asking for proof of it, then thinking we'd all be fingered as accessories to the murder because we had "pushed him too far because of the trolling".

 

[Watcher]

I got PMs too.

Can we get screencaps?

 

[Dormiebasne]

Nope. Null posted that the forum was shutting down due to an investigation. Connor believed it.

Related: Connor's computer was having issues. As a joke, someone--I believe Ziltoid--said it was because he (Zilt) hacked it. Connor proceeded to ask Ziltoid about five or six times, in increasingly frantic tones, if he'd really hacked his computer.

I can verify this. connor is autistically gullible. Autismally autistic.

 

[Null]

I banned him from chat and he complained about it for weeks. Look at the message on my profile. I got PMs too.

good idea

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

good idea

If Connor ever posts on /cuteboys/ I am killing myself.

 

[Artard]

There's nothing like when the neurotypical world is confronted with the pure, weaponized autism of Connor.

 

[The Knife]

Here is Connor's GaiaOnline account, where he continues his tradition of using his real name to create accounts where he talks about shit that no one cares about while people try to politely ignore him: http://www.gaiaonline.com/gsearch/posthistory/connor-the-scribe/35718043/

 

[KatsuKitty]

Connor PMs me acting like I'm his therapist. I try to help him because I'm nice but he doesn't listens to me. Over the next few days, he shits up the forum and I keep warning him about it.

Spoiler

 

[sm0t]

I lost it at "CreamDream" juxtaposed with that Arthur avatar in the second screencap in the OP.

 

[Hyperion]

connor is dumb

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

One thing I gotta say about this guy. The name he has for the universe where all his stories take place?

The Connorverse.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Here is Connor's GaiaOnline account, where he continues his tradition of using his real name to create accounts where he talks about shit that no one cares about while people try to politely ignore him: http://www.gaiaonline.com/gsearch/posthistory/connor-the-scribe/35718043/

He would have an account at that shithole.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Here is Connor's GaiaOnline account, where he continues his tradition of using his real name to create accounts where he talks about shit that no one cares about while people try to politely ignore him: http://www.gaiaonline.com/gsearch/posthistory/connor-the-scribe/35718043/

I didn't know anyone older than 14 actively used gaiaonline

 

[The Knife]

DA post proving that Connor has been working on his 100-page masterpiece since at least 2010: http://forum.deviantart.com/devart/general/1543595/

 

[ShekelKing]

combine Rock Hudson's character and Ed Norton together and turn them into Molly Ringwald, and you get Redesigning Eva.

What's with the Molly Ringwald obsession?

I'm trying to create a really deep, Watchmen-esque work from this premise. It's postmodern, deconstructionist, existentialist, nihilistic. A psychological drama-thriller, a conspiracy tale, a noirish mystery, it seemingly defies genre classification, to the point that I don't know where it's going.

He doesn't even know what he's doing with the book.

 

[José Mourinho]

http://peppymccloud.tumblr.com/tagged/connorcwcki/

I've done a compilation of Connor quotes in this blog. Be sure to check it out time to time and I'll try my best to update it daily!

(And yes, Connor is once triggered by this blog lol)

 

[ghostpranks]

What happened to the "do not create topics about forum members" rule? Should it just be do not start topics about forum members unless they are exceptionally exceptional?

Not that I take issue with discussing this guy. Just asking. I mean, this forum does tend to bring in a lot of spergs that are troll shielding. I'm sure there are plenty of forum members that are lol cows in their own right and just come here to feel a little better about themselves.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

What happened to the "do not start start create topics about forum members" rule? Should it just be do not start topics about forum members unless they are exceptionally exceptional?

Not that I take issue with discussing this guy. Just asking. I mean, this forum does tend to bring in a lot of spergs that are troll shielding. I'm sure there are plenty of forum members that are lol cows in their own right and just come here to feel a little better about themselves.

Threads about forum members are allowed, but only with staff approval.