حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Bork Laser]

Why would any woman not want this?

Where does he live, an unfinished house?

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

He's into a lot of odd 80s media. If it wasn't her, it'd be Ally Sheedy or Daryl Hannah or someone.

Exactly. I mean come on, he can't even have a crush on the right actress from The Breakfast Club. Always go for the dark, mysterious chick.

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

Why would any woman not want this?

Good god, it's Peter Griffin.

 

[EI 903]

The glasses make the cow.

 

[Coster]

I'd like to share this gem from the direct confrontation thread in the Inner Circle some months ago.

You know what I honestly think about this forum? It's a fucking cesspool. I come back in good faith hoping to sort things out, and instead you and the gang try to come up with new ways to fuck with me for the lulz. Null's abusive behavior is a good indicator of the character of this site and its inhabitants. At nights, I keep myself up with the thought that you scumbags are going behind my back and rationalize your actions by saying shit like "you deserve it, fagget". Seriously, fuck you, fuck Null, and fuck the CWCki Forums.

Also, his post before -

Bring it on.

- with this wonderful accompanying image by @Ronald Gaygun.

Spoiler: Bring it on.

 

[Billy_Sama]

The glasses make the cow.

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Guess I wasn't the only one to realized that Chris, Sammy, and Connor form glasses wearing trinity of autism.

 

[TM Ambrose]

The glasses make the cow.

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I like how the first two pictures are doing the same pose and the third picture he's giving the blank stare.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

I'd like to share this gem from the direct confrontation thread in the Inner Circle some months ago.



Also, his post before -



- with this wonderful accompanying image by @Ronald Gaygun.

Spoiler: Bring it on.

I found that on my computer a couple days later and was like "What the fuck drunken shenanigans did I get up to last night?".

 

[EI 903]

I like how the first two pictures are doing the same pose and the third picture he's giving the blank stare.

That's as close as Connor gets to smiling.

 

[TM Ambrose]

That's as close as Connor gets to smiling.

If autism was an expression....

 

[The Knife]

I've got every reason to hate the whores. All the fish in the sea are either dead or polluted, and that's a fact. Even if I do find the mystical Ms. Right, she'll probably have her own dirty agenda and f**k me over. I'm not dealing with that, because nobody f***s with me. Ever. --https://archive.today/k2aB3

I had this idea...
I find a nice girl.
She's sweet, caring, conscientious, sincere. An idealist. Compassionate. Always looks on the bright side.
I fall in love...
then I break her psychologically, leaving her a shell of a girl.
Because they all deserve it.
Because I could.
Because I'm Connor Bible.
---http://www.wrongplanet.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=4164704

 

[TM Ambrose]

I've got every reason to hate the whores. All the fish in the sea are either dead or polluted, and that's a fact. Even if I do find the mystical Ms. Right, she'll probably have her own dirty agenda and f**k me over. I'm not dealing with that, because nobody f***s with me. Ever. --http://www.wrongplanet.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=229944&p=6080070#p6080070

I had this idea...
I find a nice girl.
She's sweet, caring, conscientious, sincere. An idealist. Compassionate. Always looks on the bright side.
I fall in love...
then I break her psychologically, leaving her a shell of a girl.
Because they all deserve it.
Because I could.
Because I'm Connor Bible.
---http://www.wrongplanet.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=4164704

I figured it out. Connor Bible will find the secret to time travel and become Holden: Bane of the Whores.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

I've got every reason to hate the whores. All the fish in the sea are either dead or polluted, and that's a fact. Even if I do find the mystical Ms. Right, she'll probably have her own dirty agenda and f**k me over. I'm not dealing with that, because nobody f***s with me. Ever. --http://www.wrongplanet.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=229944&p=6080070#p6080070

I had this idea...
I find a nice girl.
She's sweet, caring, conscientious, sincere. An idealist. Compassionate. Always looks on the bright side.
I fall in love...
then I break her psychologically, leaving her a shell of a girl.
Because they all deserve it.
Because I could.
Because I'm Connor Bible.
---http://www.wrongplanet.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=4164704

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[Ruin]

My complexion isn't the greatest either but goddamn look at those craters!

 

[EI 903]

I've got every reason to hate the whores. All the fish in the sea are either dead or polluted, and that's a fact. Even if I do find the mystical Ms. Right, she'll probably have her own dirty agenda and f**k me over. I'm not dealing with that, because nobody f***s with me. Ever. --http://www.wrongplanet.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=229944&p=6080070#p6080070

I had this idea...
I find a nice girl.
She's sweet, caring, conscientious, sincere. An idealist. Compassionate. Always looks on the bright side.
I fall in love...
then I break her psychologically, leaving her a shell of a girl.
Because they all deserve it.
Because I could.
Because I'm Connor Bible.
---http://www.wrongplanet.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=4164704

A handy reminder that fschmidt has been more successful with women than Connor will ever be.

 

[Waifu]

Sisters!

 

[Locksnap]

No wonder Connor defended Vade and wanted to get into contact with her.

 

[The Knife]

Something's very, very wrong.
I've been hooked on masturbation since high school started. Recently, I've noticed that a vein in my penis was enlarged, hardened. When I ejaculated post-masturbation, the semen dripped out rather than shooting out. My voice is lighter. My penis and testicles have shrunken, and I can get an erection. I can't even become aroused. I'm scared. I don't know what to do. ---http://www.wrongplanet.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=244400

 

[Golly]

Spoiler: "No one f**ks with Connor Bible. Ever."

It's hard to pull off "badass pout", but it's impossible when you have the 'tisms.

 

[Fredegunde]

I had this idea...
I find a nice girl.
She's sweet, caring, conscientious, sincere. An idealist. Compassionate. Always looks on the bright side.

He forgot to add blind and mildly retarded, apparently.