Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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some_crazy said:
Shane you really should stop looking for gotchas and put some effort into actually understanding the whole situation.

Please spend more time thinking and less time talking/posting - I honestly believe that it will improve the quality of your life.
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Don't bother. Idiots will not recognise that they are idiots, unless a miracle happens by a long shot.
 
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Shane_Yes_That_One said:
For beard you say? Interesting.
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Oh look, just a few days after shutting down your discord server you end up back here looing for your humiliation and ball stomping fix. When this first started I thought you were just another sped looking for attention but now I can see that you're a sad cockroach who is willing to tank his own credibility and name for no reason.

You're disgusting Shane, even your half beaner step child will grow up ashamed to have lived under the same roof as you. I hope acting as Soye's little lap dog was worth it, because you're going to sink with them.
 
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"The filing alleges that BHBH believes Soye committed TI with multiple cons, but they only KNOW he did it with one con! HAH. The entire lawsuit is sunk!"

That's like saying "Well, we think he's a serial killer, but we only know of one murder he did commit, so I guess we'll just have to let him walk free."
 
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Allanon said:
"The filing alleges that BHBH believes Soye committed TI with multiple cons, but they only KNOW he did it with one con! HAH. The entire lawsuit is sunk!"

That's like saying "Well, we think he's a serial killer, but we only know of one murder he did commit, so I guess we'll just have to let him walk free."
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If only there were some sort of legal process through which Vic's lawyers could discover if Soye did contact other cons.
 
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Allanon said:
"The filing alleges that BHBH believes Soye committed TI with multiple cons, but they only KNOW he did it with one con! HAH. The entire lawsuit is sunk!"

That's like saying "Well, we think he's a serial killer, but we only know of one murder he did commit, so I guess we'll just have to let him walk free."
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Or that Shane has massacred multiple pairs of shoes but we've only seen the one on the cutting board.
 
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Army Burger said:
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Shane, nor anyone else not on Vic's legal team, has any idea what they already know. That is the great part about the upcoming depo's. Ron will be questioned about which cons he was in contact with regarding Vic, and he has NO IDEA what Vic's team has already investigated and discovered. Ron's dilemma will be: Should I lie and risk getting caught? Should I tell the truth and reveal how despicable I really am...???????????
 
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Allanon said:
"The filing alleges that BHBH believes Soye committed TI with multiple cons, but they only KNOW he did it with one con! HAH. The entire lawsuit is sunk!"

That's like saying "Well, we think he's a serial killer, but we only know of one murder he did commit, so I guess we'll just have to let him walk free."
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And text messages the killer sent, admitting to other murders.
 
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Botchy Galoop said:
Shane, nor anyone else not on Vic's legal team, has any idea what they already know. That is the great part about the upcoming depo's. Ron will be questioned about which cons he was in contact with regarding Vic, and he has NO IDEA what Vic's team has already investigated and discovered. Ron's dilemma will be: Should I lie and risk getting caught? Should I tell the truth and reveal how despicable I really am...???????????
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The spinning Shane will do when Soye faces his dilemma will be wonderful to watch.
 
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BubbleButt said:
There can't possibly be 10 people stupider than Shane.

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Or can there be?
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It's possible, but if so, those stupider people are constantly in a state of flux because after 6 minutes of being too stupid to breathe such people will die. Eventually another may replace them, but it's unlikely that 10 such people would exist at any one moment given their ephemeral nature.

Shane you poor dumb bastard, I've taken shits more intelligent than you. You are aggressively ignorant and proof positive that there is no God because no deity could possibly be so cruel as to create a creature as stupid as you are. Even this screed of mine is utterly pointless because even should you read it (and I know you will since you're a useless fuck with nothing better to do with your life) you will learn nothing from it because you're such a colossal idiot. May the cosmos have as little mercy on your soul as you've had on your shoes' soles.
 
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Allanon said:
"The filing alleges that BHBH believes Soye committed TI with multiple cons, but they only KNOW he did it with one con! HAH. The entire lawsuit is sunk!"

That's like saying "Well, we think he's a serial killer, but we only know of one murder he did commit, so I guess we'll just have to let him walk free."
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That’s because they have written record of Toye telling KC he and Monica or Monica’s agent had been in touch with multiple cons. Alongside the proximal events of cons cancelling Vic. This is sufficient to push for discovery. Shame is as always an idiot!
 
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Boss Bass said:
Why do we even have a thread on Shane? They’re not funny, they’re not interesting, they’re just a sad little honeypot.
Other than successfully grooming an innocent child, this has to be the highlight of their life.
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Because we haven't seen someone so eager to get their shit pushed in repeatedly for a long, long time.
 
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