🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Who is the damage control for at this point? Even the soccer moms are done with him.
Freeman said:
It's fine to humiliate yourself on stream as long as it gets views lads.
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He's not wrong. The bit that he leaves out is that a majority of his viewers are people who don't like him and want to see him fuck up. Ethan is the perfect mix of hubris, low-IQ and low-class for this business model.
Wheelchair said:
Flamenco is ready to jump back to his daddy at first call and harbors no ill will for being called a stuttering autist.
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Flamenco is pathetic. Imagine having lower T than Gaytor. Ralph's problem isn't that he's abusing substances, his problem is that he's a cunt.
 
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I sort of understand Gator. He's been with Ralph awhile and it's hard to see a friend be an addict. But I mean, it was a fucking gunt joke of all things that brought him down and gradually made him lose his mind.

If you're going in on people, expect for them to go in on you. That's fundamental. That's why Ralph is a piece of shit. He couldn't handle one joke, buddies up to Zoom against everyone in existence warning him that he was a sociopath.

And if he is on Xanax mixing them with Makers Mark it explains his behavior. The alcohol is going to amp those effects up. Considering Xanax is lasts for 5 hours, he's stretching it out and barely knows what is going on.

He couldn't listen to a single sentence of criticism which makes hosting his show impossible. And now that the memes came out 'ITTTSS NOT TRUUUEEE' he is pretty much done.
 
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And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ethan Ralph, king of kings;
Look on my viewcount, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The plump and fleshy gunt stretches far away.
 
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Looks like he's doubling down.
 
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And if he is on Xanax mixing them with Makers Mark it explains his behavior. The alcohol is going to amp those effects up. Considering Xanax is lasts for 5 hours, he's stretching it out and barely knows what is going on.
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I don't know why people think this is a good idea. I'm terrified to take my trazodone if I've had a drink in the past hour.
 
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Flamenco is ready to jump back to his daddy at first call and harbors no ill will for being called a stuttering autist. God, these people have no one outside of their internet fwends and no self respect.

Don't be a boulder boi guys, Gunt is a real human bean
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Nope, it's with the stipulation that Ralph actively seek help and stay sober.
 
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Ralph is obviously psychotic or abusing something that is making him incapable of rational thought. If someone is trying to help it's not a crime against humanity. Maybe it's outside the scope of someone on the internet to help Ralph in the state that he is in, but this situation seem to be a bit more severe then a bad attitude. Ralph is obviously going to have a break. If it comes with a complete mental breakdown as well is the question.
 
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GnomeofDoc said:
Her last know Twitter was banned I believe so we don’t know what’s up with her or her views on the situation.
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Every time she was banned, she made an alt. I find it suspicious that only when her husband is spiraling out of control, she refrains from doing so again.
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What a damn cuck
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Idk.

I feel like the differences in response show who the two guys are in relation to Ralph:
Flamenco was a fan-turned-cohost and as such probably doesn't feel comfortable dunking on Ralph even when he rightfully should. I guess you could call that cucked, but to me it just feels like he's trying a bit too hard to make sure Ralph knows he's only doing this because he wants him to get help.
Gator, on the otherhand was a long-time friend/cohost and has clearly had enough of Ralph's excuses, and I think he knows that no matter what he says it'll be interpreted as backstabbing by Ralph.

Either way I'm not gonna judge these guys for how they abandoned the proverbial ship. I'm just happy they finally did.
 
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While I'm still Ozymandias sperging let's run with the version Horace Smith did as well

We wonder,—and some Hunter may express
Wonder like ours, when thro' the wilderness
Where Killstream stood, holding the Wolf in chace,
He meets some fragment huge, and stops to guess
What powerful but unrecorded race
Once dwelt in that annihilated place
 
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Chichan said:
I thought flamenco was a light 1488 gas the bikes kinda person. The only thing normie about him is his personality/cadence other than that he's on the spectrum and you wouldn't call an autist a normie no?
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I used to catch Flamenco's stream on Stream.me. It was usually just him playing games, goofing with friends, and watching POP squad.

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>disturbing
>so affected
lmfao you're a fag. he's a dude i've talked to many times over the span of more than a year who is now killing himself. If me saying that doesn't make me laugh is "disturbing" to you, you're a fucking psychopath. I didn't even defend him, I re-uploaded archives of the streams onto the site to preserve them, I featured the thread on the front-page of the site, and I even went on Gator's stream despite Ralph obviously not wanting Gator to do his own thing. In no way has this 'affected' me in my capacity as "a man who dedicates a website to mocking lolcows". It affects me in my personal ability to laugh at it. Fuck off.
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I used to communicate with Ralph here and there before he pulled the Donga Fight shit. I knew Donga wasn't showing up and Ralph had to know it as well. In my opinion he conned people into supporting an event knowing it wasn't going to happen because he could make some coin and get loaded. I started taking shots at him around then and went all in on the gunt shit until he finally blocked me then I just stopped caring.

I think he's a piece of shit that just won't flush and even jokingly predicted a suicide attempt like what a week ago?

Kind of not funny when the worst scenario you joked about starts looking like it might be the best case scenario.

Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd said:
He really reminds me of late stage Orson Wells at this point in time.
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The Gunt is no Welles.

#KillAllPedos said:
He could solve most of his problems by disappearing from the internet, getting a job and going to the gym
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Could he? I don't think leaving the internet would stop his drinking. Being in jail stopped his drinking because he couldn't afford the pruno. The dude is a violent drunk and he's going to be that on the internet or behind the Arby's.
 
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