🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Please, explain to me what exactly has Ralph done, so people should watch him killing himself without any compassion?

Why should you feel compassion about someone you've never met?

I don't hate the guy, but I'm not about to sit here and pretend that I'm suddenly concerned for his health when I've been laughing at his stupid ass shoot himself in the foot constantly.

If I were to actually give @theralph some advice that I believe would help him out of this situation, it'd be to first get to a hospital. There's no way in hell that he's coming off of this month-long (possibly longer) bender alive without medical intervention.
 
So we've already established that Dame probably isnt going to be coddling Ralph on Friday, what about Dick?

Dick is a person with relatively normal sensibilities, so I doubt he’s going to kick Ralph while he’s down. He’ll probably decline the invite and advise Ralph behind the scenes to “get help,” like a normal person would do.
 
They should have every memorable person who was on the killstream be part of a giant live intervention, it would be epic. It would be interesting to listen to Ralph claim he was completely sober during his last two shows and everyone is trying to ruin his life. Null should definitely sneak on, hell they should even try to get the other walking calamity Warski on for extra irony. I mean it's sad to watch to Ralph be so fucked up but if you didn't realize how bad his addiction problem was in with the whole Miami trip..... well I'm personally really surprised by that. He's been doing shit like this for awhile it's just people were willing to take over, now that Ralph is basically on his own he can't even handle the basics of getting the stream to work.
The number of people who care about him enough to intervention him wouldn't even fill a chair. Nora should have put her ass on a plane a week ago to sort his shit out but apparently preventing his eventual overdose death or on-air suicide attempt isn't even worth the inconvenience.
 
The worst thing is lashing out at Gator. Dude seems like a legit friend. Even during that gator show he'd refused to talk shit about Ralph's nonsense. I hope he can find success either by Ralph getting his shit together or by doing a show himself. I'd prefer the ladder at this point.
 
Dick is a person with relatively normal sensibilities, so I doubt he’s going to kick Ralph while he’s down. He’ll probably decline the invite and advise Ralph behind the scenes to “get help,” like a normal person would do.
You know that's going to make Ralph flip his shit.
 
I don't care who Null has relationships with as long as he doesn't stop the rest of us from making fun of them.

I don't think Null is trying to curb our autism, he's just saying that it feels weird knowing someone spiraling like this and he's not gonna celebrate or openly mock him like some of us are doing.
 
Ralph is still arguing with his audeince on Twitter.
He seems to be under the assumption that the audeince enjoyed watching him try to fumble through tutorials on running obs on air for 30 minutes.

And the pill bottles were "an urban myth like trash burgers".
 
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NO BRAKES ON THIS DUMPSTER FIRE LADS, GAYTOR DISAVOWED.
 
I haven't watched Ralph's shit for something like +6 months until Dear Leader went on the with Gator stream. Holy shit, has Ralph's speech pattern changed. He has this lingering inflection of every last word in a sentence. "I'm not drunk-ahhhhhhh."

It's like a person trying to answer difficult questions the second, the very second, they wake up. The guy is so blasted outta his mind. I do find it funny he's saying "I was drunk all the time on my past streams".......very true, but he was functioning. The brain is just mush now.

I'll give him credit, this is the most interest I've had in his streams in a long time.
 
How does anyone get so butthurt about a meme when they make their living on memes? The only thing worse than having memes made about you is not having memes made about you.

Psychology, really.

A lot of these YouTube personalities who engage in constant drama mongering and the like see themselves in the people they ridicule. They have low self-esteem, a low impression of their self-worth, and they do everything they can to throw attention off of their own misdeeds onto others. When it came to Tonka, for example, they made countless memes and comments about how he was abusing oxy and meth, how because he claimed to be a Native American he fit the stereotype of the lazy, drunk indian. Eight months later, we find out Andy is stealing pain pills from his sister, actively looking for drugs in Knoxville; likewise, Ralph is a confirmed alcoholic/drunk who drank every day to the point it was an addiction and he couldn't do his usual stuff without it.

If you look at almost anyone from the IBS circle (Tonka, Cog, Schmeckle, Ralph, Andy, Geek, etc.) to a T they are incapable of accepting criticism against them. They boil it down to, "Your criticism is invalid because you don't like me/aren't a successful YouTuber/my audience or hugbox says you're wrong". This is similar with the SJW clique, skeptics, MRAs, etc. If you didn't have a good head on your shoulders before your YouTube 'career' took off, you carry it with you, and it only becomes worse because you convince yourself that YouTube likes and Twitter followers mean you're something special, and you're quick to sick people on those that disagree with you or call you out on your bullshit. They were used to being bullied in school, became the bullies to a larger audience on YouTube, and then when they felt they were being bullied again they tried to hide from it by convincing themselves their YouTube persona and success had to mean they were right.
 
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