🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Losing YT is the beginning of the end. I don't exactly know why it was, but it was. It was weird how at the very end of being on YT it felt like he had some sort of cosmic force and could just compel people who you'd imagine would have better shit to do to come on his show.

Perhaps it’s that feeling of success that lulled Ralph into a false sense of security, such that he felt comfortable doing stupid things to alienate his audience. That dopamine rush makes people feel invincible. Seems to happen to all Internet personalities eventually, especially in the IBS community.

I even remember a time I spent like 8 hours straight with Ralph and Norah covering the Kavanaugh hearing with thousands of viewers and it was a lot of fun.

I remember that. That was a great stream.
 
Not to mention Knoxville was the origin of the Gunt meme, which I've never seen a meme have such a profound negative effect on one person's psyche before.

How does anyone get so butthurt about a meme when they make their living on memes? The only thing worse than having memes made about you is not having memes made about you.
 
How fucking hard is it to not melt down? Apparently the answer is: “extremely difficult”

Has to do with how messed up the host is apparently. Andys love of drugs and being previous messed up got him hosed, Tonka being a lying faggot got him hosed, Ralph being an alcoholic faggot ruined him, and Nicks purity seems to protect him from everything but OingoBoingos bitchyness.
 
So I followed Ralph from around the Baked Alaska stuff until he had his second run on YouTube. And what a shame, he could be objectively funny, and he could get interesting guests. It was the Kill Stream that actually introduced me to the Farms here. But damn, he has plunged right into being a retard.
His downfall I believe came as a result of his drinking combined with his inability to maintain some separation from the retards the show liked to make fun off. He was always getting in way to deep with morons like Warski, who bring nothing but chaos and drama, and then he would act surprised when they turned on him in some sort of autism fit.
It's like Ralph, and most of the people surrounding the show, never learned how be adults.
I hope he can go back to making something genuinely funny again, but I doubt it.
 
How does anyone get so butthurt about a meme when they make their living on memes? The only thing worse than having memes made about you is not having memes made about you.
I did some reading up on the lore and he's always been this way, whether it was the Arby's joke or his height, he's always been insecure. The thing is, he's always been fat, as far back as his youth he has been a porker, so you'd think he'd either finally do something about it (which he did briefly, although this was due to him being incarcerated and having fuck-all to do plus the threat of being an absolute bottom bitch probably cajoled him a bit as well), or just accept that he's a fat fuck and roll with the blows in jest, maybe even coming to own the meme when it was still blowing up. But if anyone has that audio where he's absolutely smashed going off on Knoxville, Godwinson, and Toad for the meme, I think that encapsulates how much that perturbed him.
 
So I followed Ralph from around the Baked Alaska stuff until he had his second run on YouTube. And what a shame, he could be objectively funny, and he could get interesting guests. It was the Kill Stream that actually introduced me to the Farms here. But damn, he has plunged right into being an exceptional individual.
His downfall I believe came as a result of his drinking combined with his inability to maintain some separation from the exceptional individuals the show liked to make fun off. He was always getting in way to deep with morons like Warski, who bring nothing but chaos and drama, and then he would act surprised when they turned on him in some sort of autism fit.
It's like Ralph, and most of the people surrounding the show, never learned how be adults.
I hope he can go back to making something genuinely funny again, but I doubt it.
They can all learn from Dick Masterson.
He's the only guy who can turn being called a rape apologist into making over $20,000/month just on Patreon.

He's also really good at keeping his tards at arm's length. Hell, he had to wrangle one for nearly two years.
 
They can all learn from Dick Masterson.
He's the only guy who can turn being called a rape apologist into making over $20,000/month just on Patreon.

He's also really good at keeping his tards at arm's length. Hell, he had to wrangle one for nearly two years.
Dick Masterson is a good example how to do this sort of edgy troll-show correctly. Wish Ralph had learned something from him.
 
How can someone in Ralph's position be so insecure?
You'd think he would learn to laugh at himself enough to not self-sabotage his own career.
He would be covering a meltdown like this for days on end.. if it wasn't his..
instead of hiding from everyone and minimizing this shit when he does show up.

The rare moments of sobriety must be really painful now.
 
Flamenco went on Nightwave Radio tonight (one of the guys from Revenge of the Cis). He claimed Gator got in contact with Nora and she told him that she and Ralph are fine.
Why is Gator snaking around to ask Nora how her and Ralph are doing when he could just ask his best friend, thick as thieves buddy Ralph?
 
Why is Gator snaking around to ask Nora how her and Ralph are doing when he could just ask his best friend, thick as thieves buddy Ralph?
Or that we have lost the Gunt to the immaterium and Gator has to go to Nora to get the info. Since the Gunt is in the immaterium he will pop out like a fucking Space Hulk, spit out a few bad tweets then enter back into the Warp.
Gone as quickly as he appeared.
 
They can all learn from Dick Masterson.
He's the only guy who can turn being called a rape apologist into making over $20,000/month just on Patreon.

He's also really good at keeping his tards at arm's length. Hell, he had to wrangle one for nearly two years.


The problem with that is, these people are tards themselves. Dick Masterson isn't a tard who needs wrangling.
The rare moments of sobriety must be really painful now.


...which is why he's constantly inebriated nowadays, I'd imagine.
 
Dick Masterson is a good example how to do this sort of edgy troll-show correctly. Wish Ralph had learned something from him.
I remember a really funny Dick Masterson outburst on the Killstream against the Alt Right, essentially calling them idiots because they could never keep themselves in check long enough to build up anything worthwhile. Masterson doesn't look it but he's disciplined and acts like a professional.
 
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