Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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Why do we even have a thread on Shane? They’re not funny, they’re not interesting, they’re just a sad little honeypot.
Other than successfully grooming an innocent child, this has to be the highlight of their life.
Because it's fun to laugh at people who do stupid shit online, and Shane says stupid stuff all the time.
 
Why do we even have a thread on Shane? They’re not funny, they’re not interesting, they’re just a sad little honeypot.
Other than successfully grooming an innocent child, this has to be the highlight of their life.

Containment mostly and so he doesn't shit up other threads when he makes his visits.
 
So figured some people may want this.

The attached file is an archive of all of the text posted in Shane's discord upto the 15th - it also links to any images or videos posted etc. Sorry I didn't catch the last couple of days, was going to update it again later but didn't know it was about to be nuked.

To view it in a formatted form download it then open it with this webpage: https://dht.chylex.com/build/viewer.html
 

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Why do we even have a thread on Shane? They’re not funny, they’re not interesting, they’re just a sad little honeypot.
Other than successfully grooming an innocent child, this has to be the highlight of their life.

It's like the Ralph Abort, there's only so many times you can laugh at these borderline reeeee,tarded dribbler's run into a wall repeatedly or burn their hands on a hot stove before humour turns to pity.
 
Why do we even have a thread on Shane? They’re not funny, they’re not interesting, they’re just a sad little honeypot.
Other than successfully grooming an innocent child, this has to be the highlight of their life.

for the same reason that there is a kid's table at thanksgiving; one table is for adult conversation, the other table is for shit flinging and shoe-biting.
 
Containment mostly and so he doesn't shit up other threads when he makes his visits.
Designated shitting thread

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It's like the Ralph Abort, there's only so many times you can laugh at these borderline reeeee,tarded dribbler's run into a wall repeatedly or burn their hands on a hot stove before humour turns to pity.
Dunking on Shane will never stop being funny. Nor will I ever pity the belligerent ignorant manipulative little weasel.

It's guilt free shitposting y'all.
 
Why do we even have a thread on Shane? They’re not funny, they’re not interesting, they’re just a sad little honeypot.
Other than successfully grooming an innocent child, this has to be the highlight of their life.

Because this is the only entertaining thing to come out of Weeb Wars besides Marchi dunking on all of you for being too stupid to live.
 
Why do we even have a thread on Shane? They’re not funny, they’re not interesting, they’re just a sad little honeypot.
Other than successfully grooming an innocent child, this has to be the highlight of their life.
as unremarkable as he is, his malicious intent and ignorance are both quite remarkable in reality, so it's good to have a record of him in case he does anything actually crazy. i mean, he seems to have a giant hard on for getting sued, so who knows, it's nice in case he actually puts himself out for TI or something worse.
 
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Because this is the only entertaining thing to come out of Weeb Wars besides Marchi dunking on all of you for being too stupid to live.
I don't know, watching Stanky Kong grift money out of people for an imaginary lawsuit while running around on twitter lying through her buck teeth about everything is pretty amusing too. Especially watching her struggle to retell her history with Jew Wario and her involvement with the farms during her shitty attempt to kill a website that wanted to nothing to do with her no talent ass anymore.

Then you've the contant flip flopping from MoRon's lawyer who seems to be 1 more filing away from signing his name as "please dear God help me my clients are retards and I can't do this anymore"
 
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Even after this lawsuit is long settled and forgotten, Shane will still be an idiot. I hold high hopes that, while he may lay dormant for a bit, his future endeavors under the Big Top will prove fruitful. There are just so many opportunities for one such as he to continue to delight and appall us all. I mean we have the upcoming USA presidential election, not to mention any conventions that Shane is running in the future. Shane shows all the signs of being a fine specimen to continue to observe, point and laugh at.
 

Yeah, Shane, that's not how this works, besides the little fact that those women do not exist anyways.
Also mandatory question: If these women are real (huge x for doubt) why didn't they file a police report which would have stopped raising the defamation issue as a whole?
Don't even start with "they feared not to be taken serious by the cops", because I call that bullshit right away, this is 2019 and not 1956 anymore.
 
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