حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[KatsuKitty]

What happened to the "do not start start create topics about forum members" rule? Should it just be do not start topics about forum members unless they are exceptionally exceptional?

Not that I take issue with discussing this guy. Just asking. I mean, this forum does tend to bring in a lot of spergs that are troll shielding. I'm sure there are plenty of forum members that are lol cows in their own right and just come here to feel a little better about themselves.

Connor has proven to be a rather exceptional case and he's more than demonstrated as such. We rather explicitly warned him that he is becoming a "person of interest". This isn't the first day someone had the idea to make a Connor thread.

 

[ghostpranks]

Threads about forum members are allowed, but only with staff approval.

Got it.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Oh geez, Connor. A week ago I almost asked the staff if I could make a thread about him, but I decided not to.

Spoiler: Adoption wangsting

GUYS I'M DONE WITH THAT ADOPTION STUFF, REALLY!

 

[DavidFerrie]

Not surprised that Kiwi-folk sometimes graduate (?) to the status of Lolcow. As I've observed elsewhere, I think one has to be a bit off oneself to really appreciate this universe of eccentricity and dysfunction. Too, troll-shielding is a factor: I've often thought of as the ultimate example of one, whose own efforts backfired spectacularly because he was so loudly and obviously projecting his own catalog of Personal Fail onto Chris.

 

[Bork Laser]

Besides Redesigning Eva Connor also wrote some really bad self-insert Godzilla Fanfics if I remember. I think it was @Alan Pardew who showed me the one where Godzilla hate fucked the Earth into exploding

 

[Watcher]

What happened to the "do not create topics about forum members" rule? Should it just be do not start topics about forum members unless they are exceptionally exceptional?

Not that I take issue with discussing this guy. Just asking. I mean, this forum does tend to bring in a lot of spergs that are troll shielding. I'm sure there are plenty of forum members that are lol cows in their own right and just come here to feel a little better about themselves.

Threads about forum members are allowed, but only with staff approval.

Ever since Homer, that rule has more or less been relaxed.

The thing with Connor is he's a really huge sperg and one that would've gotten a thread made about him regardless of if he registered or not. He's been given hundreds of warnings about being a huge sperg and he continues to act the way he does.

I might sound like a dick here when I say this, but he brought this on himself. He comes here looking for asspats and attention and then demands his account get removed constantly. When the obvious solution to all of his problems is to just leave and never return.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I don't recall where, but I think even Conner himself said that he was probably going to get a thread made about him. And he still didn't chill out.
It might have been more of a "make a thread about me, I don't care"comment, I don't quite remember.

 

[Billy_Sama]

These forum users like Connor are bit more depressing than the lolcows that are found and posted here. Connor should have an idea not to chimp out if he is aware of people like Chris Chan. They already have the example in front of them but they just can't learn.

 

[Waifu]

gross

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

"make a thread about me, I don't care"

I think he's literally said this before.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

I don't recall where, but I think even Conner himself said that he was probably going to get a thread made about him. And he still didn't chill out.
It might have been more of a "make a thread about me, I don't care"comment, I don't quite remember.

Oh yeah, he pulled that a few times. He's a massive attention whore.

 

[The Knife]

He's gone both ways, from "ARE YOU MAKING A THREAD ABOUT ME? I KNOW YOU'RE MAKING A THREAD ABOUT ME!" to "Go on, make a thread about me, I know you all want to because you're sociopaths!" It's like he's simultaneously thrilled by the idea of infamy and terrified at the repercussions, all topped by a dollop of martyr complex. He wants to be adulated, at the same time he wants to be a tortured genius shunned by those who do not understand his Art.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Awww. Our little home grown lolcow's got his own thread.
Connor, if you're reading this, please, don't go off into an angry Holden-rant. You're just going to embarrass yourself.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

Last night, he was getting so rekt in chat that he clammed up, then, as soon as the subject changed, he came in like the hardcore motherfucker he is to say "IM STILL HERE MOTHERFUCKERS."
But remember: He hates being here and wishes he wouldn't be cyber bowled :^)

 

[Microlab]

What's with the Molly Ringwald obsession?

I'm wondering about it too. It's pretty weird how intense it is, since I doubt he'd old enough to have even seen her movies in the theater, let alone hear about her enough to get obsessed.

 

[Silver]

I just want Peppy back

 

[The Knife]

I'm wondering about it too. It's pretty weird how intense it is, since I doubt he'd old enough to have even seen her movies in the theater, let alone hear about her enough to get obsessed.

He's into a lot of odd 80s media. If it wasn't her, it'd be Ally Sheedy or Daryl Hannah or someone.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

Why would any woman not want this?

 

[Bugaboo]

I did this about a year ago, but here is Molly Ringworm

 

[TM Ambrose]

Why would any woman not want this?

Hey look. The pedoglasses return.