Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Carnavoyeur]

Never too much pain to take a selfie

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Never too much pain to take a selfie

Beauty is pain.

 

[Ditch]

But guys, what's the point of being in pain if no one is there to witness it?!

 

[c6h1206]

She doesn't have a neurological problem. She's just an asshole.

ETA: Jan has the most boring fucking videos ever. She literally does nothing and thinks we want to see it. She's pretty damn joyful about going to see the grief counselor.

She may be an asshole but not sure that explains announcing that a dead person does not have a peeler and needs one. That was just bizarre and she chose to include it in the video. Also odd that a person with GP did not own a peeler.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

That "seizure" was pure slapstick. Here I was expecting some Merkel-caliber rocking and rolling, and she just goes...kerPLOP.

 

[Otterly]

But guys, what's the point of being in pain if no one is there to witness it?!

There’s a Zen koan in there somewhere. If a munchie pops a pill and doesn’t film it, does it even generate an asspat? Or something. Trees falling in forest, etc.

Edited to add to avoid double post. You can layer up anti emetics for severe nausea. Women with hyperemesis (very nasty) during pregnancy sometimes find that two work better than the sum of either (prednisone is also sometimes given to cope with severe intractable nausea during pregnancy.) What’s Noticeable is that the sedating power of that lot is significant. Zofran (ondansetron) isn’t sedating and prednisone is a steroid, but ALL the rest have fairly heavy sedating power. Ativan is often prescribed as a mild sleeping tablet here, as is atarax (hydroxyzine.)
So all together, you or I would be totally out of it taking even half that. I’m amazed she’s upright.

Most of those sedating antihistamines can also be abused, if you don’t pass out you experience a sort of high, and some are addictive and the high increases with alcohol use. Quite a pill popper this young lady.

 

[large_farva]

Chxrchgrim changed her insta handle back to dontpetmeimworking, and she's right back to whining about her ~sooper intense pain!~

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Literally in so much pain I can only take a selfie from the floor. Literally.
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Logan has another seizure vid that looks a bit more realistic, but then again the half dozen staged ker-plop vids lead me to believe this was just a bigger, more dramatic stunt for attention, since her dx and hashtags don't include epilepsy - what kind of seizure is this one? And what timing AGAIN, what are the odds you'd catch so many seizures on video. Bless.
Also, great service dog, totally helping during the "seizure" by chewing on his bone. Lol. That is not a service dog no matter how many patches you order on etsy.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Chxrchgrim changed her insta handle back to dontpetmeimworking, and she's right back to whining about her ~sooper intense pain!~

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Countdown to when she brings back the danger hair.
Take note folks we may be witnessing the first of many cycles. This might be what a munchie version of Amber Lynn and Chantals weight loss channel not a weight loss channel cycles.

Edit to add. @large_farva my guess is she's going for grand mal seizure. This is the first one I've seen her do with muscle spasms usually it's just the eye thing or just falling down

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

There’s a Zen koan in there somewhere. If a munchie pops a pill and doesn’t film it, does it even generate an asspat? Or something. Trees falling in forest, etc.

Edited to add to avoid double post. You can layer up anti emetics for severe nausea. Women with hyperemesis (very nasty) during pregnancy sometimes find that two work better than the sum of either (prednisone is also sometimes given to cope with severe intractable nausea during pregnancy.) What’s Noticeable is that the sedating power of that lot is significant. Zofran (ondansetron) isn’t sedating and prednisone is a steroid, but ALL the rest have fairly heavy sedating power. Ativan is often prescribed as a mild sleeping tablet here, as is atarax (hydroxyzine.)
So all together, you or I would be totally out of it taking even half that. I’m amazed she’s upright.

Most of those sedating antihistamines can also be abused, if you don’t pass out you experience a sort of high, and some are addictive and the high increases with alcohol use. Quite a pill popper this young lady.

Yeah metoclopramide plus ondansetron is a common combo because they hit different receptors. I have found that one or the other may take the edge off, but both together can pretty much work magic, at least for a while.

 

[I hate children?]

She falls on the dog as her seizure starts but quickly moves her head off of the dog ! Every single time I think it can't get any worse or more pathetic the seizure videos get more theatrical.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

She may be an asshole but not sure that explains announcing that a dead person does not have a peeler and needs one. That was just bizarre and she chose to include it in the video. Also odd that a person with GP did not own a peeler.

Yeah I just finally watched this. What a weird thing to say about a dead person.

She hasn't fucked off entirely. She's still exploiting Jaquie's death and her husband's real illness on Patreon.

Spoiler: more weekly munchie housekeeping

Kat is home from the hospital and still has her feeding tube and a pathological need to prove it in every single photo she takes.


Nina/Kittenbread continues to have absolutely no self awareness


And Sarah-Jean worries that people might think she's faking sick and misunderstands what Munchausen is. Claims she's been in the hospital and at Mayo way more often than she showed; fails to mention that they never found anything wrong with her and by her own admission her cardiologist later decided she didn't need her two ablations which is why they failed.

And continues to whine about how she's too sick to do anything she doesn't want to do, fuck you dad!

Amanda seems to have forgotten that she told everyone her "fiancé" has cystic fibrosis and is dying (alternately, she's insinuating she's sicker and worse off than a guy who's dying of cystic fibrosis)


And finally, shock and awe, IF has a new mod who is not a complete SJW. Her post history shows her bitching about how you can't force people to treat you like a delicate snowflake.

 

[Ms.bojangles]

Amanda seems to have forgotten that she told everyone her "fiancé" has cystic fibrosis and is dying (alternately, she's insinuating she's sicker and worse off than a guy who's dying of cystic fibrosis)
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And finally, shock and awe, IF has a new mod who is not a complete SJW. Her post history shows her bitching about how you can't force people to treat you like a delicate snowflake.

[/SPOILER]

I was wondering where little "Ren" had gone in this forum. It's pretty hard to imagine that anyone with "CF" would not understand being too sick to go outside... That's kinda a norm for them... She just loves to bury herself with her fibs.

 

[Sooper Speshul Southerner]

I wonder what point is literally so much pain that you can't take a selfie?

I immediately hear Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls:

The limit does not exist. THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!

Edit because fuck autocorrect and proofreading.

 

[medicaidmunch]

First time posting here so let me know if I should change anything. I recently came across a rare male munchie on insta. His handle is @spooniespencer. Of course, he has EDS, POTS, MCAS, Doesn't have GP but wishes he did. Has AFOs, crutches, and a vog mask. The typical spoonie starter pack.

Spoiler: SCREENCAPS

 

[PinkDancingDogs]

First time posting here so let me know if I should change anything. I recently came across a rare male munchie on insta. His handle is @spooniespencer. Of course, he has EDS, POTS, MCAS, Doesn't have GP but wishes he did. Has AFOs, crutches, and a vog mask. The typical spoonie starter pack.

Are we sure he's always been a he? The account only goes back a few months. Definitely munching though...and a little too much opiate interest for a 16yo.

 

[Toohottotrot]

I know of post surgery biid patients

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

First time posting here so let me know if I should change anything. I recently came across a rare male munchie on insta. His handle is @spooniespencer. Of course, he has EDS, POTS, MCAS, Doesn't have GP but wishes he did. Has AFOs, crutches, and a vog mask. The typical spoonie starter pack.

Spoiler: SCREENCAPS

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Great first post! This ones got an etsy filled with spoon bracelets lol. https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/StripesAndSpoons?ref=search_shop_redirect

I had a look at all those condishun abbreviations and although it looks like a long list of serious shit some are not at all serious. (I'm not including the usual munchie condishuns because they've been posted about at length before in this thread)

WPW: heart racing periodically but doesn't cause any harm unless paired with an atrial fibrillation.
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/wolff-parkinson-white-syndrome/

Cervical Kyphosis: a curve in the spine caused by degenerative disc disease. So back pain with some more back pain. If the degenerative disc disease effects his lumbar disc then the foot drop is a symptom of this.

Cervical Kyphosis

Cervical Kyphosis

www.umms.org

Degenerative Disc Disease

Degenerative Disc Disease

www.umms.org

MVP: Mitral valve prolapse. It causes a heart murmur. Looks like only in very rare cases it can cause blood clots otherwise just an irregular heartbeat.

Medical Definition of MITRAL VALVE PROLAPSE

a valvular heart disorder in which one or both mitral valve flaps close incompletely during systole usually producing either a click or murmur and sometimes mitral regurgitation and which is often a benign symptomless condition but may be marked by varied symptoms (as chest … See the full definition

www.merriam-webster.com

The fact that he posts so much about his weightloss is a red flag for ED for me and we know that ED's can cause the symptoms associated with the usual munchie condishuns. I don't think it's possible to munch your way into the back issues he claims and back pain is a pretty shit thing to have to deal with let alone at such a young age. He was probably in an out of hospitals a lot as a child and now it's become his whole identity. I think that's actually a bit sad.

 

[medicaidmunch]

Are we sure he's always been a he? The account only goes back a few months. Definitely munching though...and a little too much opiate interest for a 16yo.

Interesting. I didn’t consider this since he didn’t mention anything about being on testosterone but he does look a bit more feminine due to having softer features.

The opiate thing is always a huge reg flag for me.

 

[Ivy Aigy]

Yeah I just finally watched this. What a weird thing to say about a dead person.

She hasn't fucked off entirely. She's still exploiting Jaquie's death and her husband's real illness on Patreon.

Why am I not fucking surprised.

Also dae laugh when she talked about Pauls Crohn's disease but yet she's making him "healthy food" consisting of bready/cheesy mini pizza's LOL?

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

The opiate thing is always a huge reg flag for me.

If he's regularly taking opiates at 16 how is he meant to cope with pain in 10 years time? One of those posts was him bitching about not being given more dialaudid because he collapsed after taking it (but muh POTS).