🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Disrespected Pronouns]

I think the Warski drama enveloping the show really pissed him off along with Ralph's drinking. Remember how he spent a good chunk of time arranging for JLP to come on and that had to be cut short so Ralph could do damage control for Warski, so he probably saw the excuse of using his business trip to cut ties and fuck off for good.

I agree with this. But I also think that as Zidan was probably the most genuine in his political and personal beliefs, seeing Ralph chasing shekels and dopamine by trying to become IcePoseidon and going really ham on debauchery really made him realize that he had attached himself to some phonies.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

It's interesting to note that the Killstream saw its sunset after an internet-to-IRL meetup. Jim's alleged prophesying helpful reminders aside, this should serve as one of many examples why you should keep internet related things on the internet.

This event will be filed between "Being killed and thrown into a dumpster" and "Project Chanology" for future reference.

 

[BlancoMailo]

If it took all this for Gator to finally disavow the Gunt, I really want to know what the fuck could have happened with Zidan for him to jump ship so early

About 40 extra IQ points.

 

[Lord Akira]

It's interesting to note that the Killstream saw its sunset after an internet-to-IRL meetup. Jim's alleged prophesying helpful reminders aside, this should serve as one of many examples why you should keep internet related things on the internet.

This event will be filed between "Being killed and thrown into a dumpster" and "Project Chanology" for future reference.

Eh, I'll go out on a limb here and say that's not necessarily the case 100% of the time, there are plenty of boards like /o/ and /k/ that do meet-ups frequently and they seem to be fine, but that's because the focus is on the hobby like weapons and cars respectively. The issue here is that the Knoxville meet-up was centered around drama and e-grifters, which means it will be nothing but drama and grifting as the focus.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

there are plenty of boards like . . . /k/ that do meet-ups frequently and they seem to be fine

The cum brownies from one of the first meetups led me to believe otherwise.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

The cum brownies from one of the first meetups led me to believe otherwise.

Good god, I remember that. I love the internet.

 

[Saint Regret]

Do we have the gunt tonight?

 

[GnomeofDoc]

Do we have the gunt tonight?

No. He will be back on Friday.
Edit. Read as potentially back on Friday.

 

[huckbeine]

While Ralph can go drinking and pilling himself to death for all I care, all I can actually ask now from him is have someone to take care of his mom. Someone has to take care of his mom so she can't miss one of dialysis treatments. Missing dialysis treatment is one of the most excruciating experience one can have, and I am privileged to witness someone who did miss it, so I wouldn't wish it to anyone

 

[General Insomnia]

While Ralph can go drinking and pilling himself to death for all I care, all I can actually ask now from him is have someone to take care of his mom. Someone has to take care of his mom so she can't miss one of dialysis treatments. Missing dialysis treatment is one of the most excruciating experience one can have, and I am privileged to witness someone who did miss it, so I wouldn't wish it to anyone

We already witnessed how he treats his mom, he is going to continue getting drunk and shouting expletives at her.

 

[countryboyslim]

We already witnessed how he treats his mom, he is going to continue getting drunk and shouting expletives at her.

And then not remembering lol

 

[AnOminous]

While Ralph can go drinking and pilling himself to death for all I care, all I can actually ask now from him is have someone to take care of his mom. Someone has to take care of his mom so she can't miss one of dialysis treatments. Missing dialysis treatment is one of the most excruciating experience one can have, and I am privileged to witness someone who did miss it, so I wouldn't wish it to anyone

Odds are against her living more than five years anyway.

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

The cum brownies from one of the first meetups led me to believe otherwise.

Tbh. that's the exception not the rule. There were at least 7 or 8 nuggetfests on /k/ with no incident before or really since

 

[nagant 1895]

Listening to Ralph sing the Hymn of Jim made me fuckin angry, especially the part where he thanked Jim for the money.
Jim brought more viewers, but he didn't drop a single cent on Ralph. The people Ralph should have been thanking were the viewers, the fans, as he's so loathed to call them. That's where the fucking money came from, that's who he should have been listening to, that's who he should have been walking on eggshells not to piss off.
What a fool. What a toilet seat,

 

[nyess]

@theralph you're a fat drunken failure and i look forward to your obituary

 

[Foxxo]

Is it actually dead?

 

[Shura]

On one of my first posts here, it was about how Ethan is a complete waste of resources, and I shall reiterate it.

Ethan is the perfect example, while white people are usually better, whites are not a superior race, just more self-aware and civilized. He has bad genetics, to top this he has no will power, low self-esteem, can't maintain a relationship before blowing it up himself, betrays anyone who doesn't pump his ego, has a clear and apparent genetic predisposition to addiction, is walking the path of opioids too, clot development has a big genetic factor, and booze sure won't help him.

No way his liver will hold much longer, he is a textbook case of acute liver failure or overdose.

It has been months I didn't eve bother to listen to his show for a second, and it was one of my favorite daily rituals, work and listen to the show. To the co-hosts, build your own thing, give up. Addicts like Ethan never get better, if by a miracle he doesn't die,he surely will end up in jail.

 

[Dingus Egg]

Addicts like Ethan never get better, if by a miracle he doesn't die,he surely will end up in jail.

End up in jail again.

 

[Niggernerd]

I wonder if jail is where our dainty southern belle belongs. I mean pozzed neghole aside. It did wonders for him. He lost weight and was sober.

 

[Dingus Egg]

I wonder if jail is where our dainty southern belle belongs. I mean pozzed neghole aside. It did wonders for him. He lost weight and was sober.

Spoiler: Seasons change

Leave the pozloading to Dispatch, I'm sure he's chomping at the bit to help Ethan.