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aka Connor gets blue balls.
حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker
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aka Connor gets blue balls.
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That's some Gaslight shit right there.
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For a moment I thought you had meant to post in the Marijan thread. I feel like those two might get along unfortunately well.
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The beauty of this, and the tragedy, is that no one in these images would be able to pick out their own photo.
Sisters!
Maybe Vade because she's not really autistic.
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Huh, I always thought he'd be skinnier. Much skinnier.
Why would any woman not want this?
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Sisters!
Connor is Vade from the future. Alyssa continued binding and started T and transformed in Connor. Connor came back in time to stop the Kiwi Forums before they are completely established. Without the lolcow wiki Vade will rise to power as the first agenender aromantic presidential candidate of the neo Nazi party. Deiself and deiself's headmates will rule from a tower built out of white cis male tears. Connor must be stopped all creatures of good heart need your help willow the choice is yours.
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Why does he ask to be banned? Can Connor not just avoid the forums? Like, is he incapable of not typing the address in the bar (or click the bookmark)? If that's what it is, that's damn sad.
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Sisters!
I can see this being a wacky comedy.
Two twins, separated at birth, suddenly run into each other downtown and, after getting over their initial shock, decide to pool their money and move into their own place. The problem is, one's a Tumblrina who thinks she's a fox god, has a head full of imaginary friends, and hates men while the other is a severely autistic misogynist who thinks he's an artist and has a bad habit of showing up where people don't want him. Along the way, wacky characters show up and spend more and more time in the apartment a la Friends. Will Vade and Connor patch up their sibling bond or will they strangle each other first? Will they fix the misunderstandings they get into every week and try to become better people or will they stew in their own crazy forever? Stay tuned and find out!
Seriously, though, I do want to see these two meet.
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I consider myself pretty pathetic and yet I somehow manage to fit in and make friends around here. Connor's post makes it sound like we're all waiting to pounce on each other, but that hasn't been my experience at all. The fact is we're all just brutally honest with each other. If you act like a sperg, we don't try to shield your ego. We point and laugh. Honestly, I treasure that.
Connor really just needs to pull his head out of his ass. I don't think he's a bad guy. He just seems to epitomize that saying about people who believe they are constantly surrounded by assholes. The real asshole is you.
Connor really just needs to pull his head out of his ass. I don't think he's a bad guy. He just seems to epitomize that saying about people who believe they are constantly surrounded by assholes. The real asshole is you.
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Okay, that is seriously creepy. It's like a clone army of retards.
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I don't even think that's all of them. Doesn't Kengle wear them too?
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Judging by his internet footprint, Connor has a long history of staying on a forum and spouting his adoption rants and his book sperging until everyone either openly dislikes him or passively avoids him. Things will come to a head, Connor will wise up and announce he's leaving, and then, a month or six weeks later, he'll show up again (frequently under a new name but always making sure people know who he is) and announce that he's had a long time to think about things and he wants to make a fresh start with his new attitude toward life.
Meanwhile, the community never missed him and may not have even noticed he was gone.
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I found his OKCupid from @Waifu. Here are the highlights I found.
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I didn't think he'd admit it on OKCupid....
And no surprise here at all.
Or here.
And now I am reminded of his Deathcrotch.
Bad language bothers him. "You're adopted? Fuck you!!!!"
Fixing things is too hard!
Of course you wouldn't champ.
TJChurch's long-lost little brother?
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What is it about okcupid being the place to find info about people? Everytime I see an incident like this and someone get's their info leaked it's almost always from Okcupid.
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I have seriously learned more about sexual fetishes (and other things) from these forums than I ever knew was possible. Belly buttons... really? Can... can you even fuck one? Is that what he wants? He wants to stick it in one? Or does he just like belly buttons in general? Like some people like arms or collar bones or whatever...
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That's called Wiseau style.
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Connor AKA Fucking Idiot said:
How can you even type this and still take yourself seriously?
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Optional styles include rubbing a red dress over your crotch while screaming out your ex-fiancee's name.
On topic: Someone should photoshop Connor's face into one of The Room's many sex scenes. Or not. Either's good.
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When the first thing you write down on your profile is that you have some sort of autistic disorder, chances are that you should re-write.