Every time I catch up with this thread, I feel like I need a nap. And then after the nap I find that I'm behind at least a dozen pages on some dumb shit that Ralph has done or said. It's gotten tough to keep up.
That being said... I've just got something to say to the "Ralphamale"
Hi Ralph, I know you're reading this.
Listen big guy, you are actually killing yourself. Most of us don't want you to die or (badly) hurt yourself. I personally still find it incredibly fascinating, watching you collapse in upon yourself like a dying star. But it's not because I hate you. It's because I'm taking notes to make sure that I never become anything like you.
You were on the top of this whole internet talk show game not even half a year ago now, and that was AFTER getting banned off of youtube. People wanted to watch you. Some people even wanted to be you (maybe not as gunty, but I digress). But you've fallen so far, in such a short time, that fans, friends, even former paypigs, want absolutely nothing to do with you. That's just incredible to me. It's an almost biblical fall from grace. And I think you know it.
So, instead of recognizing everything you've lost, and wallowing in denial, self-pity, booze and benzos, why don't you take actions to avoid losing what you have left? Because I've got bad news for you pal, your "fetching" wife Nora, she'll be the next one to leave. And it hasn't escaped notice that she has been your go-to excuse for why you "don't give a fuck" about what any of your "detractors" think of you and your habits. What's gonna happen when she starts telling you that she's been thinking those very same, very critical things? Where will you turn when she is gone too?
I'm serious, Ralph. Get some help. I was around for long enough for you to know that I actually used to like your show, and even thought you were good at what you did, guests aside. No one is trying to troll you by telling you that you need to get sober. What's the joke? "Hurr durr, we saved your liver, your relationships, and probably your life, asshole"..?
For fucks sake, if you won't listen to anyone but your own Royal Guntness, go watch old episodes of yours, from your peak. Go spend some time listening to yourself at the top of your game. Then go play back that abortion of a stream you shat out the other night, and you tell me which Ralph you'd rather bring on as a guest. Something to consider.
That's all I've got. Best of luck to you fat boy.
