Artcow The Fox Familiar and Friends!

[Bork Laser]

So wait this person reviews other people's fan fiction? Do people actually send her their stories for reviews or does she randomly do it at her own leisure

 

[Meowthkip]

So wait this person reviews other people's fan fiction? Do people actually send her their stories for reviews or does she randomly do it at her own leisure

She finds stories with slash in them and flames them. I don't think anybody is sending her much of anything.

 

[SpessCaptain]

So wait this person reviews other people's fan fiction? Do people actually send her their stories for reviews or does she randomly do it at her own leisure

Apparently people do look for her to review some works and shes more than happy to reply.

 

[Meowthkip]

Apparently people do look for her to review some works and shes more than happy to reply.

Do the authors themselves seek her our, or are there people out there with grudges sliding an envelop with the URL to these fics across a table in some dimly lit back room somewhere asking The Fox Familiar to "make them humble?"

... In a completely metaphorical sense, of course.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Do the authors themselves seek her our, or are there people out their with grudges sliding an envelop with the URL to these fics across a table in some dimly lit back room somewhere asking The Fox Familiar to "make them humble?"

... In a completely metaphorical sense, of course.

"If you ask for reviews, or beg for them, or any form of criticism, and react like a shrieking wombat when I give it to you, you should consider what you're showing to the world. If you respond with a childish 'lol, you're so silly/funny', then I rightly assume that you never wanted criticism in the first place. It is true I can't criticize everything in a story chapter, since the limit is 1500 words, I will and can tear apart your story, and no matter how many white knights tell you to ignore me and keep writing, it will forever be burned in your mind that I was there, and that your blood, sweat, and dirt was for nothing."
- Raven pretending to be important.

Celebeleni-Silverstar asked for criticism and it was given it, whatever she wrote was deleted.

 

[Bucharest]

Well, after skimming through the largesse of her novel of a profile page, I'm convinced I'd love to see her and @Cowlick locked in a broom closet together.

..unless their collective ego is such a massive aphrodisiac that they start going at it like newlywed rabbits and pop out a couple dozen morons as stupid as Holden...

...then maybe we want to avoid that. Just maybe.

 

[Bork Laser]

Well, after skimming through the largesse of her novel of a profile page, I'm convinced I'd love to see her and @Cowlick locked in a broom closet together.

..unless their collective ego is such a massive aphrodisiac that they start going at it like newlywed rabbits and pop out a couple dozen morons as stupid as Holden...

...then maybe we want to avoid that. Just maybe.

"May we kiss &/or have sexual relations?"

 

[XH 502]

"...I will and can tear apart your story, and no matter how many white knights tell you to ignore me and keep writing, it will forever be burned in your mind that I was there, and that your blood, sweat, and dirt was for nothing."
- Raven pretending to be important.

This is a textbook case of USI. She is the be all, end all. She is the Alpha and Omega. She who always was and always will be. She who fucked up a common saying because it's "blood, sweat, and tears" not "blood, sweat, and dirt".

 

[Meowthkip]

This is a textbook case of USI. She is the be all, end all. She is the Alpha and Omega. She who always was and always will be. She who fucked up a common saying because it's "blood, sweat, and tears" not "blood, sweat, and dirt".

Maybe Foxy is confusing fanfic writing for gardening.

 

[ShekelKing]

"If you ask for reviews, or beg for them, or any form of criticism, and react like a shrieking wombat when I give it to you, you should consider what you're showing to the world. If you respond with a childish 'lol, you're so silly/funny', then I rightly assume that you never wanted criticism in the first place. It is true I can't criticize everything in a story chapter, since the limit is 1500 words, I will and can tear apart your story, and no matter how many white knights tell you to ignore me and keep writing, it will forever be burned in your mind that I was there, and that your blood, sweat, and dirt was for nothing."
- Raven pretending to be important.

"Please ask me to say your story that you worked hard on is shit so I can feel good about myself."

 

[c-no]

I saw this while skimming her ff.net profile.



I don't think this person knows what BDSM is.

If anything, this person probably has some messed up view on BDSM. Enough that those who practice it would just point out every incorrect detail.

At least the Bible has the excuse of being broken into two segments, the Old and New Testaments. Christians are really only supposed to follow the New Testament (as Jesus got rid of a lot of the laws of the Old Testament). That what Catholicism (my faith) teaches, anyway. Fundamentalists often get their own ideas, though.

What excuse does Foxy have? She can't even stay consistent for two fucking minutes. How hard is it to stay consistent with yourself? Then again, all lolcows seem to have this problem (Holden, I'm looking at you).

Unlike the Bible, lolcows can't be consistent since they would try to twist things to fit with their consistency such as one who says he doesn't hate women and yet he thinks they are sheeple's and whores.

 

[Adamska]

"If you ask for reviews, or beg for them, or any form of criticism, and react like a shrieking wombat when I give it to you, you should consider what you're showing to the world. If you respond with a childish 'lol, you're so silly/funny', then I rightly assume that you never wanted criticism in the first place. It is true I can't criticize everything in a story chapter, since the limit is 1500 words, I will and can tear apart your story, and no matter how many white knights tell you to ignore me and keep writing, it will forever be burned in your mind that I was there, and that your blood, sweat, and dirt was for nothing."

The problem is you aren't very good at tearing apart a story. You mostly seem to attack it without explaining the whys at all, or for very arbitrary reasons. For example, in the Transformers review you left, you just automatically assumes why a character wouldn't take it up the keister, and use that as a reason for why the fic sucks. You never demonstrate exactly how the author just writes the same thing over and over again either; the last time I did that, I actually could quote the sections of the story that the author cannibalized from another story of his. Seriously, try to at the very least add detailing into why something fails, and for a better reason than "I don't like it".

 

[Frank Rizzo]

You know what the sad thing is? 14 year old me would probably think Fox Felcher was awesome for "telling it like it is" and not being a hug-box ass patter.

14 year old me was quite naive.

 

[Meowthkip]

You know what the sad thing is? 14 year old me would probably think Fox Felcher was awesome for "telling it like it is" and not being a hug-box ass patter.

14 year old me was quite naive.

14 year old everybody was an idiot, so it's okay.

14 year old you is in good company.

 

[namazuros]

The mods for fanfiction.net make 4chan's moderation staff look hardworking and diligent by comparison. This nutjob has produced enough filth to clog up an industrial-strength toilet.

 

[Meowthkip]

The mods for fanfiction.net make 4chan's moderation staff look hardworking and diligent by comparison. This nutjob has produced enough filth to clog up an industrial-strength toilet.

On 4chan, mods are always asleep.

On FF.net, mods are in a coma, I know, I know.

It's serious.

 

[Cosmos]

The mods for fanfiction.net make 4chan's moderation staff look hardworking and diligent by comparison. This nutjob has produced enough filth to clog up an industrial-strength toilet.

It really is amazing how little the fanfiction.net mods do. Aside from that massive purge a couple of years ago (where they deleted a bunch of M-rated fics), they don't really seem to do anything. On most other websites, Foxy would have been banned ages ago for antagonizing people, spouting off hate speech, and doing her best to harm the community. Seriously, as much as she likes to think she's some great thinker who imparts wisdom and the truth, she really has nothing valuable to contribute. She's just mean and nasty for the sake of being mean and nasty.

Given the length of her profile and how many reviews she's left, I have no doubt that she's been reported to the staff many times. But they never do anything about it because, like Meowthkip said, they're practically comatose. FF.net's mods make 4chan's mods and Tumblr's staff look like overachievers.

 

[Meowthkip]

It really is amazing how little the fanfiction.net mods do. Aside from that massive purge a couple of years ago (where they deleted a bunch of M-rated fics), they don't really seem to do anything. On most other websites, Foxy would have been banned ages ago for antagonizing people, spouting off hate speech, and doing her best to harm the community. Seriously, as much as she likes to think she's some great thinker who imparts wisdom and the truth, she really has nothing valuable to contribute. She's just mean and nasty for the sake of being mean and nasty.

Given the length of her profile and how many reviews she's left, I have no doubt that she's been reported to the staff many times. But they never do anything about it because, like Meowthkip said, they're practically comatose. FF.net's mods make 4chan's mods and Tumblr's staff look like overachievers.

Comatose might not be the right word. The Fictionpress blog and Twitter update, but they're entirely focused on coding and technical stuff. There's nothing about site policy, they don't respond to tweets directed to them... they just talk about coding and how the site will no longer be supported on fucking obsolete technology. OH HEY, WE HAVE SUPPORT FOR THE SITE IN AFRIKAANS! THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED, RIGHT?

I take back what I said about the mods being in a coma. The mods have fucking dementia.

The house is on fire and they're shuffling around in their slippers trying to feed a cat that died five years ago.

 

[Nautical]

A review she left for me once (on a non-slash story, so I guess it's just... how she's feeling at the time?) was a single line where she hilariously misinterpreted something I'd written in a quick author's note. By about a mile. I didn't report it (even though it didn't have anything to do with the story, and I'm sure the mods wouldn't give a fuck anyway) because it reminds me of what a fucking idiot she is. It's like a little monument.

Also, I don't know what happened to fanfiction.net's mods. They used to be pretty on the ball for stuff like this (I'm talking maybe six, seven years ago when I was more involved in the forums) so I don't know what they're doing now. I've heard of stories recently being taken down that violate the ToS, but zero on review removal.

 

[MW 002]

Ah hah holy shit I remember that bitch from way back when I used to write smutty Inuyasha fan fictions (I haven't done so in years but that's beside the point)- luckily she never glanced upon my trash but I now kinda wish she did.