🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Goku 1000000 O]

I fear for Dame's life, as he may try to
TEST HIS LUCK

 

[Biggestniggest1844]

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I fear for Dame's life, as he may try to
TEST HIS LUCK

Well matt was laughing at ralph, so if he wants to keep up the whole 'soyless matt' thing he better go in hard.

 

[Perspicacity]

I'm looking forward to full on drunken delusion, ego bloating, denial, despair, and sickening amounts of Metokur dick sucking.

 

[Sevatonius]

Dame is just going on to dab on Ethan, and gathering notes for his next follow up to his Soyless Matt Show

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Ralph will probably have scrapped himself up enough and had enough coffee that he can almost seem normal, Dame will follow in the footsteps of fellow spicy Latina Beanerology and softball everything, and Ralph will use to unusually high amount of eyes on the stream to say YOU CAN'T ABORT THE RETORT one thousand, four hundred eighty-eight times.

Then he will treat himself to some victory pills and be found in a Richmond ditch

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Ralph will probably have scrapped himself up enough and had enough coffee that he can almost seem normal, Dame will follow in the footsteps of fellow spicy Latina Beanerology and softball everything, and Ralph will use to unusually high amount of eyes on the stream to say YOU CAN'T ABORT THE RETORT one thousand, four hundred eighty-eight times.

Then he will treat himself to some victory pills and be found in a Richmond ditch

 

[GnomeofDoc]

Will anyone be re-streaming on YT I can’t stand not having background play on DLive.

 

[UnKillFill]

Ralph is live, and comparing himself to Charlie Sheen.

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inb4 Ralph admits he has AIDS.

 

[Larry Anon]

IT'S STARTING. GET IN HERE, FAGGOTS!!!

Ralph's personal theme song:

Will anyone be re-streaming on YT I can’t stand not having background play on DLive.

Cog is stream sniping him:

 

[Angry Shoes]

Sounds less fucked up than last night.

 

[UnKillFill]

IT'S STARTING. GET IN HERE, FAGGOTS!!!

Ralph's personal theme song:

Do a flip.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

Cog is stream sniping him:

That means listening to Cog... Aw well I will survive.

 

[Sam Losco]

Will anyone be re-streaming on YT I can’t stand not having background play on DLive.

I guess I will. Live now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbgqRgB1Aec

 

[Unog]

I guess I will. Live now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbgqRgB1Aec

You da real MVP. Thank you for saving everyone from having to listen to fucking Cog.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Cog is stream sniping him:

Sounds worse than just watching directly tbh.

 

[Marco Fucko]

>Using Dixie as an intro

Spoiler

 

[Saint Regret]

I'm praying to god Dame isn't going to be a yes man. I want blood tonight.

 

[Pham]

I'm praying to god Dame isn't going to be a yes man. I want blood tonight.

 

[George Orwell]

I'm praying to god Dame isn't going to be a yes man. I want blood tonight.

First time I've looked forward to one of these streams in what feels like ages

 

[Sam Losco]

You da real MVP. Thank you for saving everyone from having to listen to fucking Cog.

My pleasure. I'm using VLC to play so hopefully it won't have any of those loading issues that their website does. Also using a different computer to do it so no commentary from me (no one wants to hear my hot takes).