Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Cuck Norris]

That's a good question, I have mental health issues too, and there are others here too. We are all supportive of one another, so if you did say you have, nobody would judge you.

As I said before you could be a nice person if you wanted to be, and used your energy for good instead of making these weird judgements and hiding behind Jesus and Einstein. I am sure they would disapprove of your actions.

So much this, Brad. I've been diagnosed manic depressive with chronic dysthymia for 17 years. I deal by being nice to people, by projecting the energy I want to invite into my life. Doing things that make others happy makes me happy. So at least if you sentence me to community service I've got that covered.

Are you happy Brad?

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Don't worry your little cat poo head, you've got 9 lives. Do you want to be reincarnated as a cat? If so, what kind and where?

If you haven't noticed, nobody takes you seriously.

 

[CatParty]

Don't worry your little cat poo head, you've got 9 lives. Do you want to be reincarnated as a cat? If so, what kind and where?

can i be a tiger just chillin in the jungle?

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

Hey Brad, is it still contempt-of-court (42) if the court is entirely contemptible?

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

What's the matter there dude? Having difficulties saying Slayer?

 

[Saney]

Wow! A guy named "Saney - Slayer of the Love-Shys" who uses an avatar from a child's videp game

Wouldn't exactly call Halo child friendly, but whatever.

who earlier lied about how he came up with this screen name

When did I lie?

just called me a "Child". The irony! The members of his forum are a trip!! I AM sorry you feel that way.

You don't consider calling people names childish?

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

@Brad Watson_Miami , some years ago, a different Christ on the internet told me, "There will be no peace in the valley till you saddle up with a Republican," and that I should expect to be kidnapped, murdered and mutilated along with my family, just like Madalyn Murray O'Hair.

Is your sentence in addition to that one, or does it replace it?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

CatParty,

The world needs more wild tigers! They're endangered and possibly headed towards only be found in captivity. You would be doing a great service to volunteer to being a wild tiger! Why would GOD not grant you that request?

But why not take your human existence more seriously? Your comments here are cute, but how about mixing up the silliness with some seriousness? I get attacked here for both.

 

[Saney]

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 174 years just for your sins here (you have many more).

I forgot to ask, but what sins would these be, exactly?

 

[Cuck Norris]

CatParty,

The world needs more wild tigers! They're endangered and possibly headed towards only be found in captivity. You would be doing a great service to volunteer to being a wild tiger! Why would GOD not grant you that request?

But why not take your human existence more seriously? Your comments here are cute, but how about mixing up the silliness with some seriousness? I get attacked here for both.

Can I amend my request to being a Not-Gay Red Wolf then? They need the help getting their numbers back up.

 

[Dr. Meme]

CatParty,

The world needs more wild tigers! They're endangered and possibly headed towards only be found in captivity. You would be doing a great service to volunteer to being a wild tiger! Why would GOD not grant you that request?

But why not take your human existence more seriously? Your comments here are cute, but how about mixing up the silliness with some seriousness? I get attacked here for both.

what is your opinion on otherkin? as a godkin myself i get offended when people don't treat me like a deity.

 

[Null]

@Brad Watson_Miami I don't think the Bible, holy word of GOD, says anything about reincarnation. That's a Buddhist/pagan thing.

 

[silentprincess]

CatParty,

The world needs more wild tigers! They're endangered and possibly headed towards only be found in captivity. You would be doing a great service to volunteer to being a wild tiger! Why would GOD not grant you that request?

But why not take your human existence more seriously? Your comments here are cute, but how about mixing up the silliness with some seriousness? I get attacked here for both.

Why don't you vulenteer instead of coming up with crappy sentences that don't make sense. Also Catparty is cooler and lovelier than you will ever be.

 

[Ruin]

@Brad Watson_Miami I don't think the Bible, holy word of GOD, says anything about reincarnation. That's a Buddhist/pagan thing.

It's also impossible for him to be a reincarnated Jesus since Jesus came back to life he still has his original body according to scripture.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Can I amend my request to being a Not-Gay Red Wolf then? They need the help getting their numbers back up.

PMD,

We agree! The Red Wolves - all wolves - are endangered and they do "need help getting their numbers back". Why would GOD not grant this request?

 

[Cuck Norris]

PMD,

We agree! The Red Wolves - all wolves - are endangered and they do "need help getting their numbers back". Why would GOD not grant this request?

Why don't you ask him? He is your dad, after all.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Hey Brad, when you've sentenced someone off this site at least, has anyone ever received anything other than FAIL F?

 

[The Knife]

Hey Brad, when you've sentenced someone off this site at least, has anyone ever received anything other than FAIL F?

Some other guy I googled said that everyone on his site received Fs, too.

I know in my line of work, if I consistently give everyone Fs, I get hauled into the dean's office to explain myself.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

I forgot to ask, but what sins would these be, exactly?

(In) Saney,

I don't know your other sins; I AM not omniscient nor have I or would I ever claim to be. Jesus son of Joseph certainly never claimed to be omniscient. But GOD - the 'system as a whole'/the 'universal quantum computer - is omniscient.

If you would rather confess your sins here than to say a Roman Catholic priest, confession is a very important aspect of being forgiven by GOD/God and the first step towards repenting.

 

[CatParty]

CatParty,

The world needs more wild tigers! They're endangered and possibly headed towards only be found in captivity. You would be doing a great service to volunteer to being a wild tiger! Why would GOD not grant you that request?

But why not take your human existence more seriously? Your comments here are cute, but how about mixing up the silliness with some seriousness? I get attacked here for both.

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