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They're just normies who were forced to be a "band" by their insane, abusive dad because of some bullshit a palm reader told his mom.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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They're just normies who were forced to be a "band" by their insane, abusive dad because of some bullshit a palm reader told his mom.
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What John Goodman's Doggo said.
I can't imagine the size of the bribe (or depravity of the blackmail) on the part of their father that it took to get these completely untalented and unwilling kids a recording and distribution deal. (edit: oh RIGHT! The guy who promised to record and distribute their debut album stole 900 of the 1000 presses and took off with Austin Wiggin's cash to boot.
)Their story is somewhat interesting in a sad way. If I remember correctly the day that their father died they put down their instruments and never played again. I am pretty sure Mr. Wiggin Sr. would have been a lolcow if he had been around today instead of back then. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggs
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This is a genuinely unsettling image and scared me more than any "horror" movie could.
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That is an amazingly interesting story. Thanks. I would say though that they didn't put down their instruments and stop playing. In the wikipedia article it mentions lots of stuff they did afterwards, including a reunion show and solo albums.What John Goodman's Doggo said.
I can't imagine the size of the bribe (or depravity of the blackmail) on the part of their father that it took to get these completely untalented and unwilling kids a recording and distribution deal. (edit: oh RIGHT! The guy who promised to record and distribute their debut album stole 900 of the 1000 presses and took off with Austin Wiggin's cash to boot.
Their story is somewhat interesting in a sad way. If I remember correctly the day that their father died they put down their instruments and never played again. I am pretty sure Mr. Wiggin Sr. would have been a lolcow if he had been around today instead of back then. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggs
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Hey, the kiwis HAVE shared the song. @TheGreatCitracett even created, in an act of flattery and totally without bias, an engaging video for it. As, say, a tribute. Added bonus, no desire to woo him, not even looking for a #notadate.
Happy music day!
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Well, vanilla shake day was yesterday, so we had to follow it up with something fun:
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Vanilla milkshake day means never having to explain why your mouth is covered in white frothy sludge, eh Russell. That is a much better holiday for him
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"THEY DISCRIMINATED AGAINST ME!"
Yes. They're allowed to do that, actually. You're allowed to not hire someone if they cannot do the job.
You're not financially literate, you can't communicate effectively, you have no background in finances and your employment history is mostly janitorial.
You can't work there, they are allowed to tell you no.
Imagine this job like a Wedding Cake. They're not required to bake you one.
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They're student loan guarantors a/k/a debt collectors. Can you imagine getting calls from Shitlips trying to collect your defaulted loan for cosmetology school in 1998?
Plus you know he'd be trying to "woo" every woman they had him call.
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I think that’s part of WHY he likes hookers. He gets to judge them and their looks, because he’s the customer, and they can’t judge him back...out loud at least. He’ll never take all of our endless advice on how to straighten up, clean himself up a bit and try to meet a local girl, because a local girl would be furious if he said her nose was too big or her arse was flat, and would point out to him all the things that are wrong with HIS looks.
He just likes being able to judge women on their looks and them not being able to talk back. Possibly his form of revenge for having his looks made fun of for most of his life and not being able to hit back in kind. He seems to take excessively keen pleasure from rating women, praising the parts he likes and savaging the parts of their bodies he doesn’t approve. Only way he can do that face to face is with a prozzie, as he’s too cowardly to face a blowback from a normal girl. He must get an absurd rush of glee from having the girls line up at the brothel and him being the discriminating client who gets to pick and choose which one’s looks please him most.
But it seems an expensive way to get imaginary revenge on people who don't even remember you anymore.
And I just found my new custom title.
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It’s a god dang mystery Russ
And this was the fastest delete of a post I’ve ever seen him do
And this was the fastest delete of a post I’ve ever seen him do
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I for one can't wait for the "Russ gets scammed for a Green Card" saga. And you know what, that poor Ukranian woman will deserve every bit of that visa if she has to talk to Russ for even a minute. Fuck it give her Russ's citizenship and send him there instead.
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I have an ex girlfriend that worked with translating Ukrainian mail ordered bride’s mail from their America sweethearts. If he finds one of them they might bleed him dry which will hinder the hooker fund.
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Girls in other countries will make fun of your deformity to your face, Russell. So please, by all means, attempt to get a mail order bride.
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Only Russ would block everyone and then wonder why no one is around his social media.
So I was in the car and unironically listened to Taylor Swift's new song. And while I'm sure it's just taking some political shots with pride month at all... I'm wondering how hard it would be to cut in some photos to edit the music video in a few parts.
Sunshine on the street at the parade
But you would rather be in the dark ages
Makin' that sign must've taken all night."
You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace
And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate
'Cause shade never made anybody less gay
Like can you just not step on our gowns? You need to calm down
So I was in the car and unironically listened to Taylor Swift's new song. And while I'm sure it's just taking some political shots with pride month at all... I'm wondering how hard it would be to cut in some photos to edit the music video in a few parts.
Sunshine on the street at the parade
But you would rather be in the dark ages
Makin' that sign must've taken all night."
You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace
And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate
'Cause shade never made anybody less gay
Like can you just not step on our gowns? You need to calm down
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I for one love it when a homo-hobo wants to give me a handyj and uses drool as lube (*not intentionally). Oh shit, I made myself throw up in my mouth.
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Something I realized. You can go on twitter and say one slightly mean or slightly critical thing about Taylor Swift, and an army of insane stans come flying into your mentions. Has Russ ever been caught by the crazed TS fans? Why haven't they found him yet?
Someone should give Russ free promotion and post his new song to Twitter! I am sure the fans will love it!
Someone should give Russ free promotion and post his new song to Twitter! I am sure the fans will love it!