He's so damn smug about getting that big greasy bitch pregnant. Snarly Charlie Green has taught him everything he needs to know about being a good father. He has said that.
The same father who left them alone for hours in the car while he played video poker and drank. Or was too fat and sloven to provide his kids with a clean house; making them move instead of cleaning. Or knock down his teenaged daughter's door on top of her in a fit of rage? Or threw his little girl by the hair off his bed and called her a slut? Michael looks back fondly of the struggles of his drunk, chain-smoking, obese father jumping in restaurant dumpsters to feed his children.
It kills me he couldn't be dicked into wiping dandruff off his shirt in the painful gender reveal. As a child, they threatened his family with social services because he hadn't taken a bath in 3 weeks and used to soil himself in elementary school. Michael and Bridgette's daughter is going to be feral... hee hee.
Vlog #67 - Today - THE PORN STORY! Tweet @NiaVardalos this video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwBlNTKrnYI !!! Charles Green PO Box 51734 Summerville, SC...
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This has been on my mind, someone please archive this. I'm really stupid. The story starts around 8:00.
Michael thinks it's a funny story to tell us about AGP selling pornography out of the living room. "I tried to sell some to my gym teacher!" "WE HAD TO MOVE" "CPS GOT INVOLVED" "LIVES WERE RUINED" "They thought Angry Grandpa was selling homemade incest kiddie porn tapes!" He seems very uncomfortable and bitter.
When it's convenient to shun his brother, they call him a pedophile who raped his little sisters. Angry grandpa was investigated for the molestation of one of their cousins on Tina's side. The same cousin Charlie said molested him. Charlie has been saying his father was a pedo for years.