🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Agreed. Any show that tries to be a 'successor' to the pillstream would hugely benefit by being a once, maybe twice, a week thing instead of every night. any show going full speed all the time eventually runs out of news/content and then just devolves. I don't think I'd watch flamenco or gator if they set up a show of just them, but if it had solid guests on and actually tried to make/do something, it'd be worth tuning in. However, they'd need to take caution to not rely on internet drama too much, or like TRR they'll end up getting sucked into it same as everyone else

I can't find a link to it, but there's a clip from one of erverlord null's streams from a few months or so ago when he kinda goes off on whatever the term is for this vague circle/sphere of people. he puts people into two groups of useful and useless based on their content, then says that in the end the useless people will break down all alliances with everyone and devolve for views/money. with ralph we're seeing his booze and ego send him down the useless hellhole, just hope anyone that follows after understands they need to create something that has use and meaning to get any kind of staying power.
J predicted this, lmao
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You literally just described Mandarr's show. He only streams a few times a week, and he already thanked "Ethan, the Alligator and Pancho"
 
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I think Ralph has made a false world to hide to truth to himself.
It all starts with "the granddaddy" of bloodsports Mr. metokur. See once upon a bluemoon Jim used to guest the killstream and during one of them he dropped the comment. "You guys have lasting power cause you have each other you don´t need bloodsports every show. You don´t need me, You can also cover the news"
See it all started with Jim leaving his show. We all knew once Jim is gone he is never gonna comeback. The gunt probably knew this at the back of his mind yet he told himself and the audince "oh Jim can come on at any time". The first sign of a sinking ship. Ralph hasn´t yet lost hope tough as Metokurs words echo at the back of his mind. "you guys have lasting power cause you have each other you don´t need bloodsports every show, You don´t need me"

His mother then got sick as they are rednecks they proably don´t have health inscurance (IDK how your fucking system works, ive just heard the horrorstories). This takes a toll on the gunt. But all he needs to do is to keep the ball rolling to pay for his dying mom.
He then got depresed as stream me and youtube disapered. The loss of thousands of dollars just beacuse he was an idiot and couldn´t keep his ego in check. He just lost his moms operation money just cause he wanted to win a gayfight with sargon. The unnecasry purchases weigh heavy on his mind as he bought a new car for no reason. So he deals with the problem the only way he knows. He started to drink more heavily. Cause he thinks that the drunker he is the better of a show he makes, thus producing more revenue.. Thus angering gator and Zidan. Zidan and gator makes an ultimatum. Drink less or we are gone. Ralph tries but can´t. Zidan realises he will never change and fucks off, Gator sticks around a little longer beacuse he just like flamenco a bleeding heart. They pitty him, they belive he can change. Even the low iq and low t gator realises that shit won´t change unless he hits rockbottom and leaves. Distraught Ralph turns to the booze once more, but tells the audince and himself "they are just taking a break". He still thinks his show can be saved as the words of metokur echo : "You can also cover the news"

He now really starts to sweat he can´t get borrow money as he is an felon. Whatever he does the viewer numbers keep plumeting. He looks at metokur twitter feed and sees iceposedion. Slowly an idea pops out of the gunt. Knoxville was very succesfull why wouldn´t this be? He sets up a gofundme and contacts warski. The trip is a total failure with the gunt meme totaly breaking Ralph. Ralph has to drink even heavier to comeback to his narnia. Nora is becoming more estranged with him.
Even more viewers leave Ralph gets really fucking desperate and does the pedostream. Now even his most diehard supports are dropping guntmemes in the chatt. The drink is just not enough anymore he needs something stronger to reach his happy place, pills.


He picks up a new cohost flamenco. One who can´t threaten him with silly demands of sobriety. Flamenco is perfect for him as he can´t threaten his dreamworld, never questioneng and autistic. To weak will to make him wake up. But the memes don´t stop and the money keeps dropping. He made 11$ dollars out of last night embarrassing show.


BUT THATS JUST A THEORY AN INTERNET FAMOUS THEORY, just like the real matpat this is just based on made up shit and small nuggets of truth. The events are alos out of order because im really lazy.


Also before you start about pussy Ralph maybe you should check yourself before you wreck yourself. You are 400 pounds and your wife can hardly even be considered a woman. You can talk like that if you date a woman whos pretty hell even homely, but you can´t do that if most men wouldn´t date her after an hard bar night.
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Simply Outplayed said:
If you're a GROWN MAN and you notice that someone is suffering from ALCOHOLISM and/or DRUG ADDICTION then obviously you need to GET A LIFE. lol.


His defensiveness towards Null was totally pissweak. The whole grown man thing just comes off as turbo exceptional but since that is the only defense he's got I expect it to be trotted out by the gunt over and over again in the coming weeks.
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Yeah it was a real eye roll when he went into the "what do you care what a grown man does or does not put inside his body" spiel. The statement by itself can be argued but it is also one of the first things an addict will bring up to justify continuing their behavior, and eventually you might end up with nobody left to care about what you do.
 
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Goku 1000000 O said:
I wonder if Ralph has considered whether there are coyotes nearby, I've lost quite a few cats from that.

Poor Cleo, had to have that fat fuck as an owner. Couldn't even keep that fucking door closed, eh Ralph?
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He lives in Virginia, coyotes tend to live in more western states.
 
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UnKillFill said:
He lives in Virginia, coyotes tend to live in more western states.
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No they don't. Coyotes are everywhere.

I don't live in a Western state and I hear packs of coyotes every single night. They sound like hyenas and sound terrifying. I almost hit one with my car the other day. If I had a small dog, I could never leave it outside all night due to the moderate chance of it being ate by coyotes.
 
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Cat Menagerie said:
Also, I imagine this will be the closest you will ever come to having your own kids.
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Didn't he went on a tirade out of nowhere the other night with Null where he said that he won't have and doesn't want kids, they're a drain on his wallet anyway?

I don't know how any 148 gang gang sperg sees this guy as anything but a basic bugman.
 
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Cat Menagerie said:
@theralph your cat will come back after she gets pregnant, because you're a shit cat owner and didn't get her even the most basic of vetting. You failed to keep her safe while knowing she was in heat, because benzos and booze are apparently more important to you.

Also, I imagine this will be the closest you will ever come to having your own kids.
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No you don't understand, he's gonna make money so it doesn't matter. Those kittens will sell on Craigslist no problem.
 
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Smarty Pants said:
Didn't he went on a tirade out of nowhere the other night with Null where he said that he won't have and doesn't want kids, they're a drain on his wallet anyway?

I don't know how any 148 gang gang sperg sees this guy as anything but a basic bugman.
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Yeah he did, just out of nowhere he's going on about kids. And the topic had nothing to do with kids, that xanax is fucking with him.
 
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Didn't he went on a tirade out of nowhere the other night with Null where he said that he won't have and doesn't want kids, they're a drain on his wallet anyway?
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He is probably referring to bull's kids. I don't think he has that much choice in the matter, but gunt is known for deluding himself. Don't worry @theralph you will learn to love them as your own until they shoot you stab you whatever niggers in englandstan do
 
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