Line Of The Day

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  1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2074.jpg?1411619164 A moment agoCoster:
    Connor is fat and Molly Ringwald wouldn't have sex with him
  2. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1462.jpg?1420940617 A moment agoConnor:
    @ @Coster, now you're crossing the line.

  1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1462.jpg?1420940617 A moment agoConnor:
    @ @The Knife's Husbando, why don't you go fuck yourself?

  2. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1419978067 A moment agoThe Knife:
    @ @Connor, BECAUSE I AM TOO BUSY FUCKING HIM
 
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  1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1462.jpg?1420940617 A moment agoConnor:
    @ @Oglooger, I prefer not to manipulate, backstab, and stomp on people to get friends or influence people.
  1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1419201668 A moment agoTheAmazingAxolotl:
    @ @Connor, But you're a-okay with threatening suicide! :eli:
  1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/68.jpg?1419163254 A moment agoOglooger:
    Connor is giving me flashbacks of Holden
 
  1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1462.jpg?1420940617 A moment agoConnor:
    @ @Oglooger, I prefer not to manipulate, backstab, and stomp on people to get friends or influence people.
  1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1419201668 A moment agoTheAmazingAxolotl:
    @ @Connor, But you're a-okay with threatening suicide! :eli:

All I did was recommend him "How to win friends and influence people"
he thinks it's a book about manipulating.
 
And now, the Image of the Day, from wristwatchswisswatch:

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  1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1420516974 3 minutes agoMauvman Shuffleboard:
    @ @Hunger Mythos, Bring some pepper spray and don't call anybody.
  2. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3113.jpg?1420873654 3 minutes agoDeagleBoipussy420:
    @ @Mauvman Shuffleboard, is it bad if I called someone?
  3. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/40.jpg?1420762780 2 minutes agoHunger Mythos:
    Please don't call anybody :oops:
  4. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1419978067 1 minute agoThe Knife
    calls fucking everyone
  5. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2542.jpg?1416264943 1 minute agoThe Knife's Husbando
    picks up phone
  6. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/40.jpg?1420762780 1 minute agoHunger Mythos:
    @ @The Knife, :'(
  7. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2174.jpg?1420503011 1 minute agoRonald Gaygun:
    @ @The Knife, who do you call fucking everyone?
  8. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1418366120 A moment agoGlaive
    hello yes, this is Dog speaking
  9. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1419978067 A moment agoThe Knife
    calls everyone fucking
  10. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1419978067 A moment agoThe Knife
    gets a lot of angry hang-ups.
  11. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3046.jpg?1411426666 A moment agoHawkerHurricane
    fucks everyone calling
  12. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/40.jpg?1420762780 A moment agoHunger Mythos
    disconnects her phone
 
  1. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/2.jpg?1419483344 A moment ago - champthom:
    I have no idea what it's like to have thousand and thousands of dollars on little figurines of anime women shitting their panties.

I swear to God, I've seen a prominent "Japanese culture" guy who has a shitton of these figurines and takes one along wherever he goes rave about some figurine that was coming out where the woman was shitting her panties and how you could see the piss stain in her panties and the piss running down her legs and her having an embarrassed look. The thing is there's a huge market for messed up shit like that and I have no idea what it's like to spend thousands of dollars of little figurines like that.

I imagine if I did something like that when I was younger, I'd totally be like "What the fuck did I spend my money on?." I have a sizeable library, I'm glad I own some of the books I do own, but in retrospect I would have rather spent my money more wisely. I have no idea what it's like to have so much disposable income you can spend thousands on figurines or in Chris's case, thousands on video games including games you have no interest in playing.
 
    1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1414033247 2 minutes ago Dormiebasne:
      oh yeah
    2. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1414033247 2 minutes ago Dormiebasne:
      let me do a quick background check on this prospective employee
    3. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1414033247 2 minutes ago Dormiebasne:
      "Christian Weston Chandler"
    4. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1414033247 1 minute ago Dormiebasne:
      the resume reads "IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS" in the header
    5. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1414033247 1 minute ago Dormiebasne:
      alright
    6. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1414033247 1 minute ago Dormiebasne
      googles
    7. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1414033247 A moment ago Dormiebasne:
      300x300.jpg
    8. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1414033247 A moment ago Dormiebasne:
      first thing I see
    9. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1374.jpg?1414033247 A moment ago Dormiebasne:
      looks like we have a new Assistant Manager here at the Dollar General
 
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